Destroy The Wall

[Adorabamf]

(Found this on Flight Rising, wanted to make a similar one here)

Magi from all over are crowding around to investigate the mysterious wall that spawned around the Keep overnight. Nobody can get in, nobody can get out. They've tried climbing the wall, they've tried phasing spells, they've tried teleporting. Nothing works. The only thing left to do now is try and break this wall down so that everyone can get through!

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Wall No.1: Mowed Grass Barrier
"This wall seems to be little more than an obnoxiously mountainous ring of grass clippings, yet it holds steady when you try to dig through it."

Current Wall HP: 50,000/50,000

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RULES
1) Follow Magistream's forum rules.
2) You can attack the wall however you want, but it HAS to be a coherent sentence and you must mention the wall in your post. It's the difference between "rawr ecks dee" and "I go rawr ecks dee at the wall and do the little dinosaur hands thing to assert my dominance"
3) Each post counts as one (1) turn. Every time you attack the wall, you must wait for 3 more people to have a go before you can try again. There is otherwise no limit to how many times you can attack the wall.
4) A round lasts one week and has an unlimited amount of turns. Every Sunday, I'll collect all of the posts from the past week, roll 1-200 for each one, and deal damage to the wall accordingly.
5) Every attack has a 1% chance for a critical hit, which doubles your damage.
6) Rolling less than 5 damage will hurt you instead, and you'll lose a heart.
7) You have a maximum of 10 hearts per round, and you regain 2 hearts every Sunday if you're still standing.
9) If you lose all of your hearts, you have to sit out the next round. (eg: If you're KO'd on Round 7, you skip Round 8 and play again on Round 9)

[Adorabamf]

Please check back with the top post occasionally, because this is where I'll be updating with new walls

Current Round: 1

Walls Defeated:
(No walls have been torn down by the Magi)

Injured Magi as of Round 1
You can heal an injured Magi by using a Mana Token to replace one of their hearts. You can do this once per week.
An injured Magi will have a counter next to their name (SampleUser420 - 6/10):
(No Magi are injured yet. Rejoice!)

KO'd Magi as of Round 1
KO'd Magi have been severely injured trying to take down the wall and are currently in the infirmary. They have to skip this round, but will be fully recovered by the next round. KO'd Magi cannot be healed by other Magi.
A KO'd Magi will have (Zzz) next to their name:
(No Magi have been KO'd by the wall. The infirmary is empty)

[IAmUniverse]

i slap the wall hard and T-pose to assert dominance in an attwmpt to scare the wall into submission

[benharmon99]

I take a nap by the wall and wake up feeling as if I sleep-attacked it, as you do

[Sazarilion]

.. it's a wall, so all I can think of doing is running into it head first screaming BAZINGAA on the top of my lungs.

[vipor]

I visit the glorius emperor and ask him to make Magnus the red attack the wall for my with his psycher powers.

[dooweoooo]

I use Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as a battering ram and hammer away at the wall.

((Geddit? Cuz it's a rock ram? ))

[Stormaqua33]

I attract an army of crows and throw seeds at the wall, so the crows mob the wall.

[AnbuAnimagus]

I kick a rock at the wall.

[SadGhost]

I cast "Acid Splash" at the wall.