Comedy for everyone

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A banana peel and a banana are robbing a store.

"Don't worry," says the peel. "I've got you covered!"
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these are really funny :D
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I'll keep adding more the more I can remember.
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A mobile home with a flat tire is a home. O.o
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What do you get when you cross a dog and a telephone?

A golden receiver. :angry:
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What did one flea say to the other flea?

Should we walk or take a dog.
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What do cows read in the morning?

XD

The daily moos.
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Speaking of cows, what do cows do for fun?

They go to the moo-vies! :yarly:
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

:wtf:

An Investigator.

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