Griff's Vogon Poetry (Staff Entry)

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Griff's Vogon Poetry (Staff Entry)

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That One Time at Remy's

I licked a decessus for a bet,
On the gunk upon its neck.
It didn’t like it much, you see,
Nor did I, obviously.

Nor did my friends, I’m sad to say,
Who cleaned my lunch up from that day.
I was sick in bed for weeks,
Sweating all from head to feet.

Even now at just the sight,
Of those rats I get a fright.
But I can say with certainty,
I'd do it again 'fore you'd kiss me.



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Re: Griff's Vogon Poetry (Staff Entry)

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I didn't know where this was going but then I did and I loved it. Clever you.

Also Vogon poetry is supposed to be the worst, but this was actually very well written ??
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Re: Griff's Vogon Poetry (Staff Entry)

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*explodes*

Hah, no just kidding. Awesome poem! XD
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