A Timline of my Life-In Lady Gaga Song Titles

[Blackwidow]

I was Born This Way.
I grew, and got caught in a Bad Romance.
I was a Government Hooker, causing me to rocket to The Fame.
I was always chased by Paparazzi.
Even though it was rough, I was still on The Edge of Glory.
I Married the Night, Alejandro.
I called him on my Telephone, and we made plans to Dance in the Dark.
He turned into a Monster, and I was Speechless.
He tore out my Teeth, Brown Eyes, and Hair.
Ugh. Boys, Boys, Boys.
I survived his monstours attack, and had Bad Kids.
They rode a Highway Unicorn, and went to an Electric Chapel.
Once there, they Just Danced, played a LoveGame when I wasn't looking, and put on a Poker Face about it.
Scheiße.
I came into some Money Honey, and met a Paper Gangsta.
In the morning, he bought me eggs.
I was Starstruck, unfortunatly.
I realized he was bad news, and left him. Eh, Eh, Nothin Else I Can Say.
I bought a big black shiny car, and named it Summberboy.
We went mud bogging in it. What can I say? I Like it Rough.
Ah, we were Beautiful Dirty Rich.
I then became an Americano, after becoming Bloody Mary.
I met Judas, and instantly ran away in Summerboy. Isn't he dead?
Then, I met up with my old Heavy Metal Lover.
"Yoü and I have some talking to do." I said to him.
Alejandro laughed, and then started to eat me alive.
I was So Happy I Could Die...literally.


Yeah, so every underlined title is a song. Some I had to grammaticly correct to make sense, but you know. Some lines and stanzas don't really make sense, but that's alright. It's only a second draft. Critiques and Comments are always welcome. ^^
EDIT: Thought I would metion, all of her songs are in the poem.

[Nixx]

Blacky, this is wonderful. I couldn't ever do that! xD

Only one thing... You missed 'Shake Your Kitty'... xP

[Blackwidow]

Blacky, this is wonderful. I couldn't ever do that! xD

Only one thing... You missed 'Shake Your Kitty'... xP

Haha