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Comedy for everyone
Posted: April 3rd, 2018, 2:52:16 pm
by flappychildofmine
The other day I was taking peas out of the fridge.. and one dropped
I saw it bounce 3 times on our tile and then I realized the meaning of life
Also my brother ate the pea
Re: Comedy for everyone
Posted: April 3rd, 2018, 2:52:45 pm
by flappychildofmine
meep
Re: Comedy for everyone
Posted: July 24th, 2018, 9:56:44 pm
by Timiyo
Re: Comedy for everyone
Posted: July 24th, 2018, 9:58:02 pm
by Timiyo
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Re: Comedy for everyone
Posted: July 24th, 2018, 9:59:43 pm
by Timiyo
Have some advice...
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Re: Comedy for everyone
Posted: July 24th, 2018, 10:00:37 pm
by Timiyo
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork.
Re: Comedy for everyone
Posted: July 25th, 2018, 4:37:06 am
by Timiyo
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog... it croaks every night.
Re: Comedy for everyone
Posted: July 25th, 2018, 4:38:36 am
by Timiyo
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A toad. (Kill me please.)
Re: Comedy for everyone
Posted: July 25th, 2018, 4:39:38 am
by Timiyo
What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie-talkie.
Re: Comedy for everyone
Posted: July 25th, 2018, 4:42:22 am
by Timiyo
The best part about dating someone who is overweight is, if it's long distance, the distance is slightly less long. And gravity pulls you even closer. So, science really working for you.
