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What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntian.
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

:aah:

Because she'll just Let It Go.
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Have you heard of that new broom?

It's sweeping the nation.
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What do you call a fat Psychic?

:)

A four chin teller.
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What is heavy forwards but not backwards?

:srsly:

Ton.
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What do you get when you cross a cat with a Dark Horse?

Kitty Perry.
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What do you call a sad coffee?

T_T

Despresso.
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What is brown, has a head and a tail, but no legs?

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A penny.
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What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung stores?

The Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?

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Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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