One does not simply __________ into Mordor

Creatures · Post by **Silvereil** » October 31st, 2019, 10:54:50 am

One does not simply jiggle into Mordor

Creatures · Post by **Ribbonchan** » November 28th, 2019, 3:33:07 pm

One does not simply yeet themselves and their entire family including cousins-twice-removed into Mordor.

Creatures · Post by **Badjou1234** » May 3rd, 2020, 8:15:49 am

One does not simply eat slugs into Morodor.

Creatures · Post by **Ribbonchan** » May 11th, 2020, 5:37:52 am

One does not simply throw themselves through a closed window directly into Mordor.

Creatures · Post by **MakuroMythos** » August 29th, 2020, 4:18:29 am

One does not simply jump over the fence into Mordor.

Creatures · Post by **Ribbonchan** » October 25th, 2020, 8:10:39 pm

One does not simply dance over hot coals whilst singing a sleazy jazz number into Mordor.

(Am I getting too silly?)

Creatures · October 26th, 2020, 7:52:34 am

One Does Not Simply Throw Themselves And Their Children Down The Stairs And Straight Into Mordor.

Creatures · Post by **Brynmala** » October 26th, 2020, 9:24:51 am

One does not simply throw a stink bomb into Mordor

Creatures · Post by **redryne** » October 26th, 2020, 11:08:30 am

one does not simply saunter over to the nearest demon to ask entry into mordor... without paying with their soul first, of course

Creatures · Post by **Ribbonchan** » October 27th, 2020, 1:12:17 am

One does not simply cut a rift through the fabric of spacetime to skip while flailing their hands like a giddy schoolgirl into Mordor.

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