The Awesomesauce Family
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There once lived a magi with a dream.
The dream to do the impossible.
He wanted to create something called "The Internet"
He tried and he tried, but all his magic was so bad! He got REALLY angry and took it out on his direwolves, cursing them with a wicked spell.
The direwolves saw nothing strange about themselves at first, until one full moon... They turned into awesomesauce. Everyone who saw the awesomesauce went "WOW! That's such awesome sauce!" Until they got bitten and turned into awesomesauce themselves. The direwolves, angry and confused at why the magi had done this to them, decided to take revenge by creating an army. An army of spell-ridden creatures with awesomeness shining in their eyes.
An army of awesomesauce.
The modern myth of "Werewolves" evolved from these creatures. The story got twisted and warped through time, but if you look at the ingredients in ketchup, it will say "May contain traces of Awesomesauce"
