You have accepted this half-baked cookie into your Keep. Are you sure this was a good idea?
...this is literally just a cookie.
Ah crumbs, your cookie grew into a vicious biscuit! You'd say it has a real chip on its shoulder, except it has no chips in its batter. There's no sugarcoating it - this is one tough cookie. You'd say it's crusty, but you think it might just be plain mean, no hidden sweetheart whatsoever.
Obtained from: Event, April Fools, Retired
Renaming cost: 2000 gold
Release date: April 1st 2023
Sprite art: Mysfytt | Description: Kestrad