Comedy for everyone

Creatures · Post by **Timiyo** » July 25th, 2018, 4:44:55 am

A banana peel and a banana are robbing a store.

"Don't worry," says the peel. "I've got you covered!"

Creatures · Post by **AutisticAlpha** » July 25th, 2018, 5:39:38 am

these are really funny

Creatures · Post by **Timiyo** » July 25th, 2018, 6:01:23 am

I'll keep adding more the more I can remember.

Creatures · Post by **Timiyo** » July 25th, 2018, 8:33:02 pm

A mobile home with a flat tire is a home.

Creatures · Post by **Timiyo** » July 25th, 2018, 8:36:48 pm

What do you get when you cross a dog and a telephone?

A golden receiver.

Creatures · Post by **Timiyo** » July 25th, 2018, 8:40:11 pm

What did one flea say to the other flea?

Should we walk or take a dog.

Creatures · Post by **Timiyo** » July 25th, 2018, 8:41:21 pm

What do cows read in the morning?

The daily moos.

Creatures · Post by **Timiyo** » July 25th, 2018, 8:43:27 pm

Speaking of cows, what do cows do for fun?

They go to the moo-vies!

Creatures · Post by **Timiyo** » July 27th, 2018, 3:07:41 am

What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta.

Creatures · Post by **Timiyo** » July 27th, 2018, 3:08:31 am

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator.

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