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A birthday pheasant! 
Comedy for everyone
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Timiyo
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Re: Comedy for everyone
What do you get a hunter for their birthday?
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Goldenwolfmidna
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Re: Comedy for everyone
Bad puns? I gotta skeleton of those, they'll tickle anyone's funny bone. While you're at it, put some backbone into these, they're a bit too crooked.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Whale, do you sea what I did there? If not, I cannot kelp you to understand how these puns are so deep. They are shore to astound you, and make your mind whirlpool with them. I can even krill dragons with these puns. I dolpahetely mean this all, and this will have a porpuse, you just wait! I'll sea anenome you all later.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
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Nothing, it just waved
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Looking for a FEMALE ELDRICH DRAGON - Pm me if you have one for sale!
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Emotions | Tired 24/7
Looking for a FEMALE ELDRICH DRAGON - Pm me if you have one for sale!
Click ^ for a link to my 1&1 RP Post!
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Timiyo
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Re: Comedy for everyone
Kill me please.
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QueenBirdy
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Re: Comedy for everyone
What's big, green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it will kill you?
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A pool table! 
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We needed some anti-jokes in here badly!
Cheep! Cheep!
Give me seed, please!
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Timiyo
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
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To get to the other slide! 
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SadGhost
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Re: Comedy for everyone
What did the custodian say when he jumped out of the closet?
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"Supplies!"
Chicken Smoothie
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lemonissourUwU
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Re: Comedy for everyone
why should you never tell secrets in corn mazes?
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because they have ears!
