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Hostile Takeover

Postby h0stil_t4k0vr » April 1st, 2013, 1:08:56 pm

I've come to inform you that I have taken control of the MagiStream server!!!!!11one

I am Ivan AKA h0stil_t4k0vr AKA l3mongr@b. I am a l33t haxx0r and I am on a mission! No longer will you cower in the shadows of your merciless leaders, for I have overthrown them. I have spent the last few hours sifting through the piles of top secret information in their top secret headquarters, and I have learned many things. Firstly these guys are total n00bs. Thirdly, they have been hiding dark secrets from all of you. The most horrible and terrible of these secrets is that of the oblivion pillagebeast!!! As you know, your attempts to grow your pillagebeasts has been for naught. You do not know, however, that these beautiful oblivion souls have been trapped by a sinister curse - fuel for their malevolent war machine. Their plans indicate that the souls need a single year and a single day to gestate, at which time they will explode, taking with them a large part of the world! When the continents have been cleared, Tristan himself plans to rule as divine monarch to all.

We cannot let this happen!!!!!!

I have identified a single weak spot in their plan. Hidden deep within Tristan's keep are four Alpha Oblivion Pillagebeast eggs, locked in a magical cage. The ancient scrolls in his private library seem to indicate an evil spell that traps egg souls, and I believe this to be the spell he used. I am unsure of the translation, but I believe there is a way of reversing it. If we are able to hatch these four Alpha Oblivion Pillagebeasts, the rest will be freed from their sinister bonds. Of course, I could be reading this wrong, it could actually bring about the end of days.

Anyways, as I type this I am taking the eggs for myself. Here they are. Hatch them, magi slaves, so that we can save the world!

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Also, from now on, i am your leader, and anybody who mildly upsets me will be thrown in the dungeons.

ALL HAIL IVAN!!!!!!!!! ALL HAIL IVAN!!!!!!!!!!

-Ivan
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Re: Hostile Takeover

Postby AssassinsCreed » April 1st, 2013, 1:18:10 pm

Egg locked? Too bad for ya, no immortal easter chickens for ya then :t-boo: :lol:
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Re: Hostile Takeover

Postby Cassowary » April 1st, 2013, 1:20:12 pm

:t-woo:

Oh noooo! Tristan? Dami? Morg?! Save us!

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Re: Hostile Takeover

Postby WolfBane382 » April 1st, 2013, 1:23:19 pm

Bring it on then! Lets see what you got! :t-boo: :crazy:

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Re: Hostile Takeover

Postby Smallguy25 » April 1st, 2013, 1:23:56 pm

THEY'RE NOT GROWING, O YE GREAT ONE!
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Re: Hostile Takeover

Postby Morgaln » April 1st, 2013, 1:24:08 pm

Do not listen to the usurper! Tristan is our benevolent master, who has been keeping us all from certain oblivion by keeping these eggs frozen. Join the platypus resistance! We are fighting to save all of magikind!

Whatever you do, don't hatch these eggs or you will spell all our doom!

Oh no, they are at the door. War platypi, into position! Hyrax Strike Force, go for their leader! Any loyal magi who can hear this, go to...

*static*
The Ziraafa is a lie!


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Re: Hostile Takeover

Postby Desade » April 1st, 2013, 1:25:13 pm

Don't panic, don't panic... *panics* AAAAAAAAAAHFJFMDSFDS
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Re: Hostile Takeover

Postby AssassinsCreed » April 1st, 2013, 1:26:55 pm

Morgaln wrote:Do not listen to the usurper! Tristan is our benevolent master, who has been keeping us all from certain oblivion by keeping these eggs frozen. Join the platypus resistance! We are fighting to save all of magikind!

Whatever you do, don't hatch these eggs or you will spell all our doom!

Oh no, they are at the door. War platypi, into position! Hyrax Strike Force, go for their leader! Any loyal magi who can hear this, go to...

*static*


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you realize I eat platypus for breakfast? XD
I work for no one! :cool:
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Re: Hostile Takeover

Postby Smallguy25 » April 1st, 2013, 1:27:38 pm

*Crime and Punishment type internal debate*

Who do I listen to?!
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Re: Hostile Takeover

Postby Cassowary » April 1st, 2013, 1:28:07 pm

[color=darkgreen]D: No, Morg! Blue down, blue down!

... oh, shi-
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