August 2018 Competition - Team Tussle

[Zoa]

Dear Diary.
I got a purple potato today from the Stream . Strange - I left it in the windowsill, it might take root and I'll plant it in the garden.



Dear Diary.
Today the purple spud did something strange - it HATCHED! Out rolled the cutest, little purple baby gryphon! GODS! It's adorable! It squee'd at me, so I shall name it Squee. What is odd, it doesn't want to close its mouth... it stands there, gaping at me.




Dear Diary.
Squee is a girl, and she has decided the Empress Queen of the Rainbow Connection is her rival nemesis - so Squee must..... squawk.... every time the Empress comes around. Thank goodness no one is seeking more of her progeny! But Squee's squawks are not too cute. I attempt to quell her noisy interludes, but she's just so darned.... cute!






Dear Diary,
I need to discipline Squee as she is getting into everything - my spell components, my scribe works, she even chewed my cloak!! As soon as I turn toward her enclosure, Squee just gapes at me all innocent and cheerful like - then squees in glee when I approach. How can you scold a creature as such!?





Dear Diary.
Squee is an interesting little creature. Today she made some friends, and stole eggs from everyone on my floor. Now I have to figure out who these eggs belong to. And when these hatchlings are together, they "chirp" - which is kinda cute.






Diary.
Squee doesn't chirp, she "derps". When not squee-ing or squawking, she is derping. It is a soft sound, but definitely "derp". I am not sure if it is just a noise she makes, or if she is insulting me. And she has a new way to move now... she scoots her tush-EVERYWHERE! On my bed, my clothes, my homework, my table, the rug, the floor. If not for gravity, she would derp the walls! I need more disenfectant...

derp. derp. derp. derp. derp.



LOL! Having too much fun with this... maybe will make more images and add more to the diary.

[MothballMilkshake]

RIP the Twitter Accounts being given warnings if not locked for "spam".

I've been locked out twice so far. So annoying. Especially when I know Twitter lets gazillions of troll/bot accounts go untouched, even when they're reported and they're posting much more devious stuff than me and my Potootos.

But yeah clearly my account should be locked. With my huge MS following of like, three people....

Yup, got one of those warnings today :s

[NyxNoire]

@ Zoa - thank you for the laugh, that was adorable!

[AssassinsCreed]

Zoa :please do,I love it That last image omg

EDIT: Can I use that last gif on my profile page or signature? I was trying to resist it but...omg I cant help myself

[Sochitelya]

Zoa, can I steal that last gif? I want to put it in my sig.

[Enchanteddil]

I already did

[Sochitelya]

I already did

Fair enough, I'll remove it if Zoa doesn't want it used.

Also looking at my sig, I kinda want a Space Invaders parody using the potato hatchies...

[Borealum]

Diary.
Squee doesn't chirp, she "derps". When not squee-ing or squawking, she is derping. It is a soft sound, but definitely "derp". I am not sure if it is just a noise she makes, or if she is insulting me. And she has a new way to move now... she scoots her tush-EVERYWHERE! On my bed, my clothes, my homework, my table, the rug, the floor. If not for gravity, she would derp the walls! I need more disenfectant...

derp. derp. derp. derp. derp.



LOL! Having too much fun with this... maybe will make more images and add more to the diary.

this makes my week

[Tyriagris]

I'll join the group, then. It's been a while since I've literally cried with laughter, but here I was this morning, breaking down into fits at work because of this. I love it!

[Kastilla]

I crave yams when I see "sweet potooto." I haven't had yams in a long time! >_<

@Zoa: That was a great entry! LOL, too bad it isn't April Fools' else it'd be the description for the birbs. Please bless us with more. I hope you don't mind if I use it in my signature, it's kinda too good not to use.