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Starting having bloody diarrhea on Tuesday, along with horrible cramps like I had with periods when I had them (birth control to avoid periods). Went to the clinic here and the douche didn't give a shit. Just gave me some anti-diarrheal pills. So I had to go to the next town over for a second opinion (20 miles). Then I had to somehow collect stool samples after not eating for nearly a week from nausea. Then I had to go an hour and a half away in the other direction to drop off the samples at a hospital because it's a holiday weekend and they would have to mail the samples otherwise, in which case they would be rejected because they need to get there within 24 hours. Now we wait and see if there's a virus or bacteria or something causing the bleeding. Or if it's something worse....