Lorelei: *has been stabbed* I'm bleeding out... this looks like the end for me...Foleo wrote:1. one of those saucy master thief vs security guard thingsMageLorelei wrote:I need a writing prompt idea... inspire me. Please. You're all creative. Plz help. I'll die... okay I won't, but I'll be really bored.
2. magical girls
3. flirting with death
Grim Reaper: Healer Lorelei, I've come to collect your soul.
Lorelei: A reaper...? *looks them up and down, winks* I gotta say, you're looking pretty... killer. *waggles eyebrows*
Grim Reaper: No.
Lorelei: Hey, we should go on a date.
Grim Reaper: No.
Lorelei: I promise I won't bore you to...
Grim Reaper: Don't.
Lorelei: ...Death!
Grim Reaper: Oh My Master!
Lorelei: Is death not going to come for me?
Grim Reaper: What is wrong with you?!
Lorelei: Do you need your mummy?
Grim Reaper: I don't need to put up with this. I'm leaving.
Lorelei: Babe, wait, come back, I didn't mean it! I'll stop!
Grim Reaper: Really...?
Lorelei: Of corpse.
Grim Reaper: OH MY FUCKING MASTER, I'M LEAVING!
Lorelei: No, take my comb! I want my brush with Death!
Grim Reaper: I never want to see you again! *leaves*
Lorelei: Welp, that takes care of that. *heals self*
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Lorelei: And that's why I can't die now.