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BlackParadox wrote:

GoblinShark wrote:

BlackParadox wrote: I agree entirely. Except my brain does less crying and more twitching while searching for sufficiently painful weapons.

*Retreats into burrow*
*Cackling echoes from within said burrow*

*aims a flamethrower at said burrow*

BURNHIMBURNHIMMMMMMBURNHI-
Um... I mean, aw, don't hurt him...
Who am I kidding? BURNHIMBURNHIMBURNHIM

*Cackling stops mid-cackle*
Ur juzt jelus of me u poser prep yelld Alix lethargicly enrgeticy

AAliceE wrote:

BlackParadox wrote:

GoblinShark wrote:*Retreats into burrow*
*Cackling echoes from within said burrow*

*aims a flamethrower at said burrow*

BURNHIMBURNHIMMMMMMBURNHI-
Um... I mean, aw, don't hurt him...
Who am I kidding? BURNHIMBURNHIMBURNHIM

I don't know, that might be a little bit extreme....

GoblinShark wrote:*Cackling stops mid-cackle*
Ur juzt jelus of me u poser prep yelld Alix lethargicly enrgeticy

...Never mind. *flamethrower on*

silly pardox, u can only kill a vampie with a c-r-o-s-s or steak
alex kutted his wrists and cried sexily

I want a My Immortal roleplay. It should be made on opposite day.

Welcome to Hogwarts. You are now some sort of bastard hybrid of a vampire, a wizard, and an incredibly "goffiic" emo. Have fun.

GoblinShark wrote:silly pardox, u can only kill a vampie with a c-r-o-s-s or steak
alex kutted his wrists and cried sexily

Who said I wanted to kill?

arachnidsGrip wrote:

Dracolord wrote:

arachnidsGrip wrote: Rap, Sonnet, Freeform, Haiku? I can also do song lyrics with annoying chord choices or very annoying random songs like the Lithium song I need to record. I'll put up the lyrics on my project blog though.

I mean a literal epic poem. You know, like the Odyssey. With the epic conventions and all that.

It's been a while since I read stuff like the Odyssey. I'll see what I can do, just remind me at a later date, I must go read cracked.

You can use stuff from the stories I made up about myself if you need material. Maybe include details about my birth.
Various names for me: Fenton, Lord Draco, Intebulous, Lord of Dragons, Kaiser of the Turtle Kingdom, Hero of Intebulon, and Urknizog the Inexorable. If you can manage all of them, you will be referred to as the queen of awesome when I eventually write an autobiography. Hell, you'll be the queen of awesome if you write the epic poem.

Should I include the many wars between The Lord of the Dracos and Drolocard? I can't remember the names of them all, but I remember about three or four were about twinkies. I will probably also include a foreword on the draco species.

Do you happen to have a collection of my stories that I can look over?
And yeah, the wars and forward are good ideas.

Lost it in a hardrive crash.

... So then do we really have any of my stories then? Or are there some here/in the ATHQ?