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CRAP I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A PICTURE

I SAVED IT AND TOOK IT OUTSIDE BECAUSE I FORGOT I ACTUALLY HAVE A PHONE THAT'S CAPABLE OF PICTURES |D

BUT I THINK IT WAS ONE OF THESE:



I FRICKIN' LOVE BUTTERFLIES BUT I HAVE A LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH CATERPILLARS |D

THEY'RE NEAT IF I'M EXPECTING THEM AND I HATE KILLING ANYTHING THAT'S LIVING (EXCEPT SPIDERS AND WASPS)

SO I SAVE THEM IF I CAN, BUT IF I'M NOT EXPECTING THEM (LIKE JUST NOW) THEY MAKE MY SKIN CRAWL

Kattata wrote:CRAP I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A PICTURE

I SAVED IT AND TOOK IT OUTSIDE BECAUSE I FORGOT I ACTUALLY HAVE A PHONE THAT'S CAPABLE OF PICTURES |D

BUT I THINK IT WAS ONE OF THESE:



I FRICKIN' LOVE BUTTERFLIES BUT I HAVE A LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH CATERPILLARS |D

THEY'RE NEAT IF I'M EXPECTING THEM AND I HATE KILLING ANYTHING THAT'S LIVING (EXCEPT SPIDERS AND WASPS)

SO I SAVE THEM IF I CAN, BUT IF I'M NOT EXPECTING THEM (LIKE JUST NOW) THEY MAKE MY SKIN CRAWL

OOOOOOOH

THIS GUY'S CLOSE TO METAMORPHOSIS

IT'S ALWAYS FUN TO TRY AND SPOT THE CHRYSALLIS AMONG THE LEAVES SINCE THEY BLEND WELL ENOUGH

.........

THERE'S THIS PLANT WE HAVE

THAT ALWAYS HAS CATERPILLARS

THE KIND THAT LOOKS LIKE BIRD SHIT WHEN LITTLE

THEN GROWS INTO A GREEN WRIGGLY THING WHEN BIG

...........

SINCE THEY'VE ALMOST EATEN THE PLANT OF ITS LEAVES

I UUUUH

SCOOP UP THE TINY CATERPILLARS WITH A STICK

AND BURY THEM IN THE SOIL

SO YEAH

GED BURIES CATERPILLARS ALIVE

....THEY DO HAVE GREEN BLOOD THOUGH

... GREEN BLOOD, YOU SAY

NOW I'M CURIOUS

AND KIND OF WANTING TO GO MURDER THAT CATERPILLAR I JUST SAVED FROM MY CAT






ALSO IN READING THAT YOU BURY THEM ALIVE I IMMEDIATELY WENT TO FIND A GIF



BECAUSE FUCK THAT CATERPILLAR, I WASN'T EXPECTING IT AND IT NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK WHEN KHOSHEKH JUMPED UP IN MY LAP AND LOVINGLY DROPPED A GIANT FUCKING CATERPILLAR ON MY KNEE

I APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT, HE WAS PROVIDING FOR ME SINCE I CLEARLY CAN'T HUNT LIKE A REASONABLE CAT, BUT

OH GOD

I'D RATHER OBSERVE CATERPILLARS FROM AFAR THAN ACTUALLY TOUCH THEM

JUST READING ABOUT SOMEONE TOUCHING THEM GIVES ME THE SHIVERS

NOT THAT I FEAR THEM REALLY BUT

I'VE BEEN RAISED HEARING ABOUT HOW SOME CATERPILLARS MAKE YOUR SKIN ITCH

AND SOME OLD WIVES' TALES OF CATERPILLARS STICKING TO YOU AND REFUSING TO BUDGE AND

YEAH

I

ACTUALLY SET UP A LITTLE RITUAL WHEN BURYING THEM

AND PUT MARKERS ON THEIR GRAVES

ALSO

THEIR BLOOD IS LIKE

GREEN

REALLY DEEP GREEN

LIKE FUCKING LIQUID EMERALD OR CANDY OR SOMETHING

MUST BE FROM ALL THE LEAVES THEY ATE

ALSO THE GIF AIN'T WORKING ON MY END

DID READING ABOUT SURPRISE LAP-CATERPILLAR SQUICK YOU OUT AS MUCH AS IT DID ME, THEN

BECAUSE I'M WEARING FUCKING SHORTS

AND KHOSHEKH WAS JUST LIKE

'ILY MOMMY C8 PTOOEY'

AND NOW I KEEP FEELING LIKE THINGS ARE CRAWLING ON ME EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE NOT






THE GIF THOUGH WAS SLOW CLAP GUY BECAUSE FUCK YEAH, TORTURING MOTHERFUCKING CATERPILLARS

I GREW UP HEARING THOSE THINGS TOO

WHEN I WAS LIKE, IDK 7 OR 8 MY GRANDMOTHER ADDED THAT YOU COULD DIE FROM TOUCHING THE WRONG KIND OF CATERPILLAR

SO NOW

EVEN THOUGH I KNOW BETTER

EVERY TIME I SEE LITERALLY ANY CATERPILLAR, EVER

MY INSTANT REACTION IS ALWAYS PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY THE FACE HERO MAKES ABOUT HER SWEATER CRAWLING AWAY IN THE PLAINS

THIS FACE:


TO EVERY SINGLE CATERPILLAR EVER

BLARGH

I THOUGHT YOU WERE WEARING PANTS

NOW I'M EVEN MORE SQUICKED OUT |D

KHOSHEKH, YOU SOUND LIKE A GOOD CAT BUT

GAH

*SHUDDERS*

REMINDS ME OF WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER

THERE WAS THIS HORDE OF TINY ROACHES AND

WHILE I PRIDE ON MY REFLEXES, I CAN STILL SEE THEM LITERALLY CRAWLING OUT OF THE WOODWORK

GOOD THING THEY'RE EASIER TO KILL THAN THE ADULT ROACHES

A FEW GOOD SPRAYS OF PESTICIDE AND THEY ALL CURL UP AND DIE

Kattata wrote:THIS FACE:


TO EVERY SINGLE CATERPILLAR EVER

I FEEL YOU SO FUCKING BAD

(AND GAH THOSE DOUBT CRITTERS DIDN'T HELP BECAUSE THEY LOOK SQUIGGLY LIKE THEM CATERPILLARS

THOUGH THEY STILL P COOL)

CURSE OUR ELDERS FOR TELLING US SUCH STUFF

THESE DAYS, IN THE FACE OF A CATERPILLAR, I'M LIKE

'OH HELLO THERE. WANNA JOIN YOUR BRETHREN IN THE CATERPILLAR GRAVEYARD?'

SO YEAH

I LIKE BUTTERFLIES, THOUGH I KINDA FREAK WHEN ONE FLIES TOWARDS ME

(GOT TRAUMATIZED BY A FREAKIN' ROACH AS A KID

WHY DID GOD GIVE COCKROACHES WINGS?????)

BUT WHEN I SEE THE ONE THAT I KNOW WILL LAY ITS GODDAMNED EGGS ON THAT PARTICULAR PLANT

I'LL EITHER SHOO IT AWAY

OR FREAKIN' PREPARE MY TOOLS FOR MASS BURIAL

AGAIN

TheGeddening wrote:BLARGH

I THOUGHT YOU WERE WEARING PANTS

NOW I'M EVEN MORE SQUICKED OUT |D

KHOSHEKH, YOU SOUND LIKE A GOOD CAT BUT

GAH

*SHUDDERS*

REMINDS ME OF WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER

THERE WAS THIS HORDE OF TINY ROACHES AND

WHILE I PRIDE ON MY REFLEXES, I CAN STILL SEE THEM LITERALLY CRAWLING OUT OF THE WOODWORK

GOOD THING THEY'RE EASIER TO KILL THAN THE ADULT ROACHES

A FEW GOOD SPRAYS OF PESTICIDE AND THEY ALL CURL UP AND DIE

OH

OH FUCK

OH FUCK ROACHES

OH FUCK ROACHES RIGHT IN THEIR TEENY ROACH ASSES

WHILE MY SHITTY MOLESTER-UNCLE WAS STAYING WITH US A FEW YEARS AGO (ULTIMATELY WHAT PROMPTED ME MOVING OUT LOLOL) HE NEVER CLEANED IN THE SPARE ROOM AND ALWAYS LEFT FOOD SITTING AROUND

SO IT DREW ROACHES

AND EVENTUALLY THEY SPILLED INTO THE BATHROOM OUR ONLY FUNCTIONING SHOWER IS IN

ONE TIME I WENT IN TO TAKE A SHOWER, SAW A ROACH THE SIZE OF MY PALM SITTING ON THE EDGE OF THE TUB, WIGGLING ITS FEELERS

AND TURNED AROUND AND WALKED RIGHT BACK OUT

BECAUSE FUCK THAT, THEY CAN HAVE THE GODDAMN BATHROOM, I DID NOT CARE

TheGeddening wrote:(GOT TRAUMATIZED BY A FREAKIN' ROACH AS A KID

WHY DID GOD GIVE COCKROACHES WINGS?????)

I FEEL YOU

I REALLY DON'T CARE FOR LIKE 99% OF INSECTS BUT MY LEAST FAVORITE

ARE 1) SPIDERS (EXCEPT DADDY LONGLEGS, THOSE ARE NEAT) AND 2) CRICKETS

BECAUSE

APPARENTLY

WHEN I WAS A WEE CITTEN

A CRICKET JUMPED UP ON MY SHIRTFRONT AND MY DAD'S CORGI MIX JUMPED UP TO SNAP AT IT

GIVING ME NOT JUST AN INTENSE AVERSION TO CRICKETS BUT ALSO A FEAR OF DOGS THAT LINGERED UNTIL I WAS ... I THINK 18-19 BECAUSE I'D JUST GOTTEN INTO COLLEGE

AND EVEN STILL I GET WARY AROUND REALLY BIG DOGS