Nuuuuuuuuu. Not cool, Kat. NOT COOL.
*steals back*
*makes fake copies and throws at people*
The Cake Is A Lie (Portal Fanclub)
- JayTheBlue
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Re: The Cake Is A Lie (Portal Fanclub)
Many thanks to Insanity for the awesome sidebar.
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Re: The Cake Is A Lie (Portal Fanclub)
o_o NU FAKE COPIES!JayTheBlue wrote:Nuuuuuuuuu. Not cool, Kat. NOT COOL.
*steals back*
*makes fake copies and throws at people*
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Re: The Cake Is A Lie (Portal Fanclub)
can I still join? (BIG portalnut here)
Username: Goldchocobo
Which do you like better, 1 or 2? Portal 2 :3
Obligatory Portal quote here: in no particular order
and just so you know how much portal I like; I have both games on two consols, my old computer was called GLaDOS, my prsent computer is Wheatley- with both corrisponding voices on each, I have two t-shirts, one saying "Aperture Science annual bake sale", two companion cubes (in real life) and is trying to prove (and explore) the technlogy of the ASHPD I also have the official soundtrack... AND of course, I have Wheatley as my avatar
Username: Goldchocobo
Which do you like better, 1 or 2? Portal 2 :3
Obligatory Portal quote here: in no particular order
Spoiler
"Oh, incase you got covered in that repusion-gel, here's some advice the lab-boys gave me: 'do not get covered in the repusion-gel'. we haven'texactly nailed down what element it is yet- but I can tell you this, it's a live;y one, and does NOT like the human skeleton"-CaveJohnson
and;
"ah! bird bird bird! kill it! it's evil!... it flew off... good.. for him..."-POTaDOS
lastly;
"holms verses Moriarty... Arostoltle verses MASHY SPIKE PLATE!"-Wheatey
and;
"ah! bird bird bird! kill it! it's evil!... it flew off... good.. for him..."-POTaDOS
lastly;
"holms verses Moriarty... Arostoltle verses MASHY SPIKE PLATE!"-Wheatey
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Re: The Cake Is A Lie (Portal Fanclub)
...I like this kid.Goldchocobo wrote:can I still join? (BIG portalnut here)
Username: Goldchocobo
Which do you like better, 1 or 2? Portal 2 :3
Obligatory Portal quote here: in no particular orderand just so you know how much portal I like; I have both games on two consols, my old computer was called GLaDOS, my prsent computer is Wheatley- with both corrisponding voices on each, I have two t-shirts, one saying "Aperture Science annual bake sale", two companion cubes (in real life) and is trying to prove (and explore) the technlogy of the ASHPD I also have the official soundtrack... AND of course, I have Wheatley as my avatarSpoiler
"Oh, incase you got covered in that repusion-gel, here's some advice the lab-boys gave me: 'do not get covered in the repusion-gel'. we haven'texactly nailed down what element it is yet- but I can tell you this, it's a live;y one, and does NOT like the human skeleton"-CaveJohnson
and;
"ah! bird bird bird! kill it! it's evil!... it flew off... good.. for him..."-POTaDOS
lastly;
"holms verses Moriarty... Arostoltle verses MASHY SPIKE PLATE!"-Wheatey
Can we keep her? PLEASEEEEE??
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Re: The Cake Is A Lie (Portal Fanclub)
So joining I am a test subject(as my rl friends say)
Username: DeadlyHiss
Which do you like better, 1 or 2? 2, I Wheatley.
Obligatory Portal quote here: "Alright I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS your house DOWN!" ~ Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperture.
OR
Username: DeadlyHiss
Which do you like better, 1 or 2? 2, I Wheatley.
Obligatory Portal quote here: "Alright I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS your house DOWN!" ~ Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperture.
OR
Spoiler
Thank you.
"Get mad!
Don’t make lemonade!
Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the hallows of the earth and pecked by birds.
Remember that.
Don’t forget!
It won’t be enough.
The answer is beneath us.
Her name is Caroline.
Why?
I did everything you asked!
I don’t understand!
I’m fine!
Really!
Oh no!
Hi.
Hello?
Target Acquired.
Hello.
Hi.
Target Acquired.
Dispensing product.
Hello, friend.
Gotcha!
There you are.
I see you.
Hello?
Searching.
Sentry Mode activated.
Is anyone there?
Could you come over… here?
Coming through!
Excuse me?
Sorry.
My fault.
Oo!
Hello.
Deploying.
Preparing to dispense product.
Activated.
There you are.
Who’s there?
Ahahaha.
Critical error.
Sorry, we’re closed.
Shutting down.
I don’t blame you.
I don’t hate you.
Why?
No hard feelings.
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.
Hey. Hey hey hey! Put me down!
Woah!
Illegal operation!
Who are you?
Hey! Please put me down.
Help.
Uh-oh.
But I need to protect the humans!
Goodbye.
Sleep mode activated.
Your business is appreciated.
Hibernating.
Naptime.
Good night.
Are you still there?
Target lost.
Can I help you?
Searching.
Hey! It’s me!
Don’t shoot!
Stop shooting!
Self-test error.
Unknown error.
Malfunctioning.
Ah!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Wee!
Weeeee!
I’m afraid of heights!
Noo!
See you soon!
I’m scared.
Hooray!
Glorious freedom!
I’m flying!
Goodbye.
Come closer.
Something’s wrong.
What are you doing?
Failure.
Ow.
Ow!
Ow!
It burns!
I’m on fire! I’m on fire ow!
Please stop.
You’ve made your point.
Okay.
You win.
This is not good.
You’re squishing me.
Can’t breathe.
Excuse me, you’re squishing me.
Um, hello?
Help! Being squished!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Hello?
Hello?
I’m different.
Thanks anyway.
Take me with you.
Take me with you!
Good shot.
Well done.
I need back-up!
You have excellent aim.
I never liked her.
These things happen.
It was no body’s fault.
She was provoking you.
Oh dear.
Oh my!
I blame myself.
She probably deserved it.
I saw it.
It was an accident.
She’s probably okay.
Noted." Every single turret quote. Including the "different" turret.
"Get mad!
Don’t make lemonade!
Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the hallows of the earth and pecked by birds.
Remember that.
Don’t forget!
It won’t be enough.
The answer is beneath us.
Her name is Caroline.
Why?
I did everything you asked!
I don’t understand!
I’m fine!
Really!
Oh no!
Hi.
Hello?
Target Acquired.
Hello.
Hi.
Target Acquired.
Dispensing product.
Hello, friend.
Gotcha!
There you are.
I see you.
Hello?
Searching.
Sentry Mode activated.
Is anyone there?
Could you come over… here?
Coming through!
Excuse me?
Sorry.
My fault.
Oo!
Hello.
Deploying.
Preparing to dispense product.
Activated.
There you are.
Who’s there?
Ahahaha.
Critical error.
Sorry, we’re closed.
Shutting down.
I don’t blame you.
I don’t hate you.
Why?
No hard feelings.
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.
Hey. Hey hey hey! Put me down!
Woah!
Illegal operation!
Who are you?
Hey! Please put me down.
Help.
Uh-oh.
But I need to protect the humans!
Goodbye.
Sleep mode activated.
Your business is appreciated.
Hibernating.
Naptime.
Good night.
Are you still there?
Target lost.
Can I help you?
Searching.
Hey! It’s me!
Don’t shoot!
Stop shooting!
Self-test error.
Unknown error.
Malfunctioning.
Ah!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Wee!
Weeeee!
I’m afraid of heights!
Noo!
See you soon!
I’m scared.
Hooray!
Glorious freedom!
I’m flying!
Goodbye.
Come closer.
Something’s wrong.
What are you doing?
Failure.
Ow.
Ow!
Ow!
It burns!
I’m on fire! I’m on fire ow!
Please stop.
You’ve made your point.
Okay.
You win.
This is not good.
You’re squishing me.
Can’t breathe.
Excuse me, you’re squishing me.
Um, hello?
Help! Being squished!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Hello?
Hello?
I’m different.
Thanks anyway.
Take me with you.
Take me with you!
Good shot.
Well done.
I need back-up!
You have excellent aim.
I never liked her.
These things happen.
It was no body’s fault.
She was provoking you.
Oh dear.
Oh my!
I blame myself.
She probably deserved it.
I saw it.
It was an accident.
She’s probably okay.
Noted." Every single turret quote. Including the "different" turret.
Inactive at best.
- RebelKat
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Re: The Cake Is A Lie (Portal Fanclub)
:'DDeadlyHiss wrote:So joining I am a test subject(as my rl friends say)
Username: DeadlyHiss
Which do you like better, 1 or 2? 2, I Wheatley.
Obligatory Portal quote here: "Alright I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS your house DOWN!" ~ Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperture.
ORSpoiler
Thank you.
"Get mad!
Don’t make lemonade!
Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the hallows of the earth and pecked by birds.
Remember that.
Don’t forget!
It won’t be enough.
The answer is beneath us.
Her name is Caroline.
Why?
I did everything you asked!
I don’t understand!
I’m fine!
Really!
Oh no!
Hi.
Hello?
Target Acquired.
Hello.
Hi.
Target Acquired.
Dispensing product.
Hello, friend.
Gotcha!
There you are.
I see you.
Hello?
Searching.
Sentry Mode activated.
Is anyone there?
Could you come over… here?
Coming through!
Excuse me?
Sorry.
My fault.
Oo!
Hello.
Deploying.
Preparing to dispense product.
Activated.
There you are.
Who’s there?
Ahahaha.
Critical error.
Sorry, we’re closed.
Shutting down.
I don’t blame you.
I don’t hate you.
Why?
No hard feelings.
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.
Hey. Hey hey hey! Put me down!
Woah!
Illegal operation!
Who are you?
Hey! Please put me down.
Help.
Uh-oh.
But I need to protect the humans!
Goodbye.
Sleep mode activated.
Your business is appreciated.
Hibernating.
Naptime.
Good night.
Are you still there?
Target lost.
Can I help you?
Searching.
Hey! It’s me!
Don’t shoot!
Stop shooting!
Self-test error.
Unknown error.
Malfunctioning.
Ah!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Wee!
Weeeee!
I’m afraid of heights!
Noo!
See you soon!
I’m scared.
Hooray!
Glorious freedom!
I’m flying!
Goodbye.
Come closer.
Something’s wrong.
What are you doing?
Failure.
Ow.
Ow!
Ow!
It burns!
I’m on fire! I’m on fire ow!
Please stop.
You’ve made your point.
Okay.
You win.
This is not good.
You’re squishing me.
Can’t breathe.
Excuse me, you’re squishing me.
Um, hello?
Help! Being squished!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Hello?
Hello?
I’m different.
Thanks anyway.
Take me with you.
Take me with you!
Good shot.
Well done.
I need back-up!
You have excellent aim.
I never liked her.
These things happen.
It was no body’s fault.
She was provoking you.
Oh dear.
Oh my!
I blame myself.
She probably deserved it.
I saw it.
It was an accident.
She’s probably okay.
Noted." Every single turret quote. Including the "different" turret.
- shonnythehedgy
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Re: The Cake Is A Lie (Portal Fanclub)
Username: shonneythehedgy
Which do you like better, 1 or 2? 2 its longer
Obligatory Portal quote here: "THIS. SENTENCE. IS. FALSE!" GLaDOS in Chapter 8: the Itch in Portal 2.
Which do you like better, 1 or 2? 2 its longer
Obligatory Portal quote here: "THIS. SENTENCE. IS. FALSE!" GLaDOS in Chapter 8: the Itch in Portal 2.
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Re: The Cake Is A Lie (Portal Fanclub)
Wat. -holding fake copy-JayTheBlue wrote:Nuuuuuuuuu. Not cool, Kat. NOT COOL.
*steals back*
*makes fake copies and throws at people*
It looks like the real thing.
- RebelKat
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Re: The Cake Is A Lie (Portal Fanclub)
Now even the CUBE is a lie!?Cocoa wrote:Wat. -holding fake copy-JayTheBlue wrote:Nuuuuuuuuu. Not cool, Kat. NOT COOL.
*steals back*
*makes fake copies and throws at people*
It looks like the real thing.
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Re: The Cake Is A Lie (Portal Fanclub)
NUUUUUUU--RebelKat wrote:Now even the CUBE is a lie!?Cocoa wrote:Wat. -holding fake copy-JayTheBlue wrote:Nuuuuuuuuu. Not cool, Kat. NOT COOL.
*steals back*
*makes fake copies and throws at people*
It looks like the real thing.
Oh hey. A batch of real Companion Cubes lying in the corner! YAAY! -grabs one and hands another to Kat-