MagiStream

I have the best life ever. Well, I had the best life ever. There's this girl-human- and she's the best! She plays with me, and yesterday she took me to the swimming pool! The water was yellow. And it smelled like acid. However, it was so cool! I had to take a bath, after that. They called the body wash "Laundry detergent", for some reason. Sometimes she sits on my lap. Her head was so big. Ever seen the 'Elf' movie? Yeah. Sorta like that. But now? Now, I just lay in the back of her bed, wondering, when will she love me again?
- me. Last year. A autobiographical diary of my sisters teddy bear