You gulp nervously as you hurry down the narrow pathway. The gnarled branches of trees reach out at you, and you hack at the undergrowth with your dagger. A bush rustles, and you jump, dagger at the ready, your heart beating faster than Taylor Swift can write a love song about an ex-boyfriend. But you head down the pathway with a more urgent pace, even though you know what's at the end.
Welcome to Crazyflight's Writing Shoppe!
My name is Crazyflight, but please, call me Crazy.
I've never done a writing shop before, so please bear with me here.
I do poems, characters, and short stories for any prompt of your choosing!
Rules:
1) It may be difficult to give you perfect satisfaction with my work, especially since I'm not an expert. Please offer me constructive criticism!
2) Prices are subject to change; they will most likely rise when I gain confidence, and right now, they're pretty low.
3) Unless you are on my Blacklist or Goldlist, then there will be no price deviations for you.
4) Please initiate a trade with gold after you order.
5) I want to try to keep it PG-13, so please, no erotic prompts.
6) Please be patient with me; I don't want any complaints if I have writer's block. I can cancel any order if I feel it necessary.
7) I have my right to update the rules at ay given time.
A crow overhead
caws a melancholy caw;
eternal echos...
Hi! It's me again. This is the first section of my shop; poetry. I enjoy writing poetry. Although I don't have much confidence in my own work, I could use the practice.
In this section of the shop, I will be accepting a prompt, from which I will create a poem.
The poem can be anything from a haiku to a rhyming poem to a freestyle poem. Some samples of my poetry are at the bottom of this post.
Prices:
1) Haiku - 100g
2) Rhyming Poem* - 500g
3) Freestyle Poem - 500g
( * = you may request a poem of traditional style, like a limerick, diamante, etc. for 300g more)
After listening to that sad, sad crow, you enter a room with a series of scrolls on the walls. Most of them are blank, but some have stories printed on them. You begin to read...
My favorite genre of writing is the short story genre. There are many styles of writing that I exhibit in my stories, and I'd love to share them with you! I won't be writing a novella for you, but expect it to be detailed and thorough.
In this section of my shop, I will be accepting a prompt and/or some characters and/or a setting to create a story of varying lengths. The story can be anything from a few paragraphs of writing to a full-fledged story with a developed plot.
Prices:
1) Three or four developed paragraphs (vignette/snapshot type) - 100g
2) About 2-3 pages on Microsoft Word - 500g
3) Anywhere from 5-10 pages of developed plot - 1,000g
Additional things: 1) Character you'd like to be featured (short description, name) - +500g
2) Setting of choice (Magistream, real world, etc.*) - +500g
( * = if no setting is chosen, I will choose a setting based on the prompt presented)
Some of those scrolls showed some promise, but curiosity urges you into the next room. You open the door, and you are greeted by dozens of little screens all over the walls. They all seem to depict a character, and although most of them are human, some of them are animals and they all seem to speak to you in their own special way. You wave to the screen closest to you. You almost have a heart attack when it waves back with a grin.
I have decided that I need more practice writing characters; therefore, I'm going to do that here. Remember that once I write you a character, it's yours, and you could use it to write a story or you could present it in a roleplay. I'm giving my customers full permission.
In this section of my shop, I will be accepting small details about a character to create a detailed character form about him/her. I will also be accepting a form and a small prompt, and it that situation, I will invent a character that fits the prompt. The character can be anything from a small girl to a grown man to a fish to a fox. Get creative, and I will too!
Prices:
1) Freestyle - 2,000g
2) Small Amount of Detail - 2,500g
3) Large Amount of Detail - 3,000g
4) You Write a Prompt, I Write a Character - 4,000g
Explanations: 1) Freestyle - You don't give me any detail; I will just write any character that comes to mind. This will often be the most creative and/or wacky.
2) Small Amount of Detail - Detail given in this request is limited to name, gender, species, and very brief requests for personality and appearance. If you go too in detail on the latter two, I will charge you for 500g more, because that would fall under:
3) Large Amount of Detail - This has no limits, but please don't write too much, because then I can't do anything. You can give me as much detail as you like, but again, I don't want too much.
4) You Write a Prompt, I Write a Character - Basically, you will write a one-paragraph prompt on what the character should fall under, maybe what their role is; you can also create a setting. But don't give me anything on name, gender, species, etc. That will be up to me. Additional things: 1) Form - You may write me a form for 500g extra. This form will be one of those coded things like this, for example:Spoiler
