Dear Remy,
By the time you read this I'll be in jail. This is how I think it's gonna happen: Kaiden will give me some illegal love potions, then I'll give them back to Kaiden, then Talyn will enter and get them from Kaiden. Then you'll come in and avoid taking them from Talyn, Kaiden, and I multiple times.
Sincerely, Your ex-roommate Alethin.
P.S. Then two magi cops will read this letter and arrest me
-----
All these stories are so serious, so here's a "Dear Sister" spoof for you guys XP
