Right Said Fred

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Right Said Fred

Postby Merkwerkee » February 26th, 2019, 9:40:29 pm

From Alethin's point of view

To the tune of:

 "Right," Said Fred "Both of us together
Out the door and steady as we go"
Waited for the night shift, had ta be right swift
And it got us somewhere!
And so we hadda cuppa tea and

"Right," Said Fred "Give a shout for Remy"
Out comes Remy from his little sto'
After explainin', whinin' and complainin'
He went and got us somewhere
And so we had a cuppa tea

And  Talyn had a think and he thought we ought to travel up the right path
And head over to Triathe
Well it did some good (but I never thought it would!)

"Right" Said Fred "We got to get a move on
But not the North 'cause I hate the bloody snow"
After fightin', and a little writin'
We was gettin' somewhere, but slow!
So Fred said "Let's have another cuppa tea"
And we said "Right-o"

"Right" Said Fred "Gotta do some work now
Need a job to make a little dough"
Chase was too hot, nearly got us both caught
But it got us somewhere!
And so we hadda cuppa tea and

"Right" Said Fred "Need to get a move on
I'll talk to a fellow from the down below"
Fella was not sweet, took us to the hot heat
But it got us somewhere!
And so we hadda cuppa tea 

And Talyn had a think, and he said "Look, Fred
I got a sort of feelin'
That someone here is squealin'
So we've had our fun but now it's time to run"

"Right" Said Fred "Gotta take a boat out
Gotta go with the fastest current flow"
Couldn't get a tailwind, law had Fred pinned up against the rail right at dawn
So Talyn and me had another cuppa tea
And then we were gone!

(I said to Talyn, "We'll just have to try it
another time, that's all.
You see, the trouble with Fred is, he's too hasty
You'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty")


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Re: Right Said Fred

Postby RhyfelwrDraig » March 19th, 2019, 4:20:24 pm

That's awesome, I love that tune.
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