MagiStream

I found this game on another website, so if this is already here, I apologize.
Here's how you play:
There's a hill. Everyone wants it. You can use any means of getting to it, and it's yours. You have to claim it as yours after you get the person before you off. You end your post with "My hill!"
Example:
Person 1:Walks up to hill. My hill.
Person 2: Uses a giant fan to blow you off. My hill.
Person 3: Plays awful music to run you off. My hill.

I'll start.
Walks up to hill and plants flag in the ground. My hill.

Burns flag and ninjas you off. Plants bigger flag and refreshment stand. MY HILL!

Uses Chimera Army to knock the flag and you off. My Hill! (What is it, full of gold?)

(The hill is whatever you want it to be :))
Gets a big muscly guy to throw you off. My hill!

*entrances big muscley guy with chocolate and tosses the chocolate off the hill as the muscley guy follows* MY HILL!

Puts a banana peel near you. You slip on it, and off the hill. My hill!

*sets an army of Platypie that she borrowed from Morgaln on you and runs you off* My Hill

Uses a pack of dire wolves that I...ahem..."bought" and kills all the platypie. My Hill.

Uses a cowboy to lasso you off the hill. MY HILL!

One of my Roc birds carries you away for dinner. My Hill.