FUNNY QUOTE GATHERER!

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When life gives you lemons

make lemonade
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14%
make life take the lemons back
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36%
WHAT??!?
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8%
make the world's biggest collection of lemon-battery clocks
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33%
develop an acidic drink to trick your friends
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8%
 
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10 facts about you
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1. You're reading this right now.
2. You realize that is an obvious fact.
4. You didn't notice I skipped three.
5. You're checking now.
6. You're smiling.
7. You're still reading this to see how it ends.
9. You didn't realize i skipped eight.
10. You're checking again, wondering how I tricked you again.
11. You're enjoying this.
12. You didn't realize the numbers are only supposed to go to ten.
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Besides, you need people of intelligence for this kind of... mission... quest... thing.
Peregrin Took is one of the funniest Hobbits in the Shire. (From the movie. I don't remember if it is in the book, nor am I certain this is the exact quote.)
...they get really angry, did you know that? Especially when you go 'mooo' at them. It's amazing how fast an angry minotaur can run when he's chasing you.
Tasslehoff Burrfoot from the Dragonlance Chronicles. I love the Kender.

Also from the Dragonlance Chronicles:

(Raistlin Majere's reply to Tanis Half-elven's question about what a currently unknown (to me) group of beings wanted.)
'People with intelligence,' Raistlin snarled. 'Therefore I believe the members of this party are safe.'
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