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Re: The Neverending story!

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Llamas eat grass with spoons and sporks that seem very strange. Also, they punch someone in the face with wet sponges. They also like to steal monkey's tools because they can make wooden swords to kill each other with. Aiden is one of them. He is a really unusual because his pie tastes like socks dipped in lemonade. Sometimes cucumbers like pooping rainbows with birds that don't alphabetize correctly. One time there was alpacas, that would dance The Rick Roll and imitate a Brit while I tried swimming but carelessly stopped when the triceratops started face palming because I lost her face.

Suddenly a fluffy-demon jumped into my sandwich while sweating raspberries. Dancing with me under green skies are some egoistic skeletons holding broken lions, who ate my cranberry sauce and kidnapped the rainbow turkey fairy man, whose arms seem too big. When my gorilla decided to make fruit salad llamas, I tasered Chuck Norris with it. In my pajamas, underwater I ate corn dogs made of popcorn and Easter chocolate bunnies. Then I drunk balloon sized marshmallows with Extract Straws, and Freddie. So when Alden tried to make me spit it out i spit it on his face and then some lobster slapped me. It was very weird. Then small aliens apocalypse came to the beach and eat mangoes thus growing Dante's son Peeta a Katnisstongue.

After they shot JFK, an egg decided to fly right into my taco bell and my dragon ate the wolf who ate the Zanfan. So, Zanfan went goodbye and died. Aladin spazzed out in the city eating poison and drowns. Then kittens appear, glowing magnificently golden. This means only they can eat dogs who jump over lazy ponies and green small grapes. So when mermaids died the crapping Stopped but bunnies started Hopping across the rainbow towards the concession stand that called a guy named Diesel. After that they went to the library and tried to say something but couldn't kiss each Orange because they ate potato beans and onions before foxes could kill bananas and get married.

Suddenly, epic pears nommed foxesrule on her cute eye and then sprinkled cinnamon roses with taco shells and helped the epic pears in their conquest of world domination. They sang of mystical creatures, some killed striped idiots just danced like a crazy person but to be honest, they ate supercalifragalisticexpealadocious. Budgies ate creatures that frolic near smiley rainbows since the green cloud smelled like broccoli and cheese. Although the paper didn't know who should buy scary tools, it always helps. My pet dragon ate cows to show how he was brave. Many crazy pickles man stores with tools in boxes. This is why fairies nibble upon crunchy trolls shaped like fennec tacos foxes in England while Morgaln seemed sad because he lost her nose.

One time my dog sniffed snozzberry flavored puffy gooey foxes. Then he had written this crazy story about popcorn and a wolf who tried to sing lullaby's to [a] small child. This crazy toad loved eating apple mango smoothies while watching Office re-runs and licking Ice Blood; he liked sponges. But he hated the holes that annihilated Ducky's pancreas that didn't properly fit together. One of the flippers were mono filament cobwebs that used plastic surgery.

The crazy thing was Hellhounds ate pineapples and disco when Lady Gaga eats diamonds for underprivileged koalas that smoke hamster food and really should lay off running around everywhere. Running away like Italian plumbers who are afraid of their shadows and cooked cat with limes.

Whenever Gergia drew India it cried about cats and rain clouds. After the random sunshine was lost, blue heaven started running towards blue striped pajamas while dancing like maniac alpacas glittering with jewels and Edward Elric chewing gum.

When prince tabernacle survived the Capricorn killed bob for no reason, but skipped Jimmy because of the oncoming horde of child-beasts. So, my pet Golem tried eating mold. Why did the moon smile at me? Was it because curly horns coming out shined brighter?

Squeezing this purple people eater resulted in very warm tickle being quickly summoned -antidisestablishmentarianism ruled. There were several eagles hiding outside watching superciliously. Floccinaucinihilipilification yelled "Hallelujah!"and ran to fetch his green potatoes before rushing serendipitously into the igloo.

Aghast at penguin inside that was crawling across pudding, Terri was sneezing uncontrollably weirdly. However, Troy wanted yellow cookies before exploding into a thousand bits of pie. Betwixt all, the Bandersnatch sniggered creepily.

Pumpkins hate apples as much fun in Phantasmagoria loves the sweet cakes. They also bit skinny and slightly eat livers of spotted spiders, which are surprisingly tasty. Fast ones kiss your pancreas before they scratch out your yellow eyeballs. Slow humans dragged Simon to the graveyard because he smelled lemony.

Screaming, trolls ran away quickly since squirrels started jumping on a toadstool while brandishing sticks made everyone fart causing bob to sit on his pet Sloth, who just sat on a rocket waiting for something magical until a troll bit part of it.

Magically, making tequila, Terri the Bobsled had worn down his wooden ice machine. Terri felt the magical cupcake fire harden and ooze cupcakes. The nose on Bonquisha's umbrella started blinking rapidly. Terri cried out, "My sandwich! Bonquisha, my sandwich has been a monstrous crab!"

"How did that elephant fit in circular houses while beansprouts surrounded Simon? It's terribly cold today!" Thinking unlike the magical Merlin brand, he jumped into their bucket car peeling bananas. Simon was very injured from his incident with invisible penguins and decided squirrels were less juvenile than minions.

Baking ice cream with Troy, Mardigraz was under the roof sleeping. Suddenly, shattering feet skipped out from icy water, causing the zebras to sing "Hallelujah!" Mardigraz steadily made progress eating Popsicles. Purple globs bounced aimlessly in Troy's time-machine pet Hippocampus corral. The puppy Direwolf Bonobi decided yawning and then it screamed. Hurting bananas, Bonobi seeds the plants in the strange mulch filled with custard pudding.

Drinking pineapple slushies with green potatoes, Bonquisha does can-can sexually. Then Luke Skywalker vaporized some unbelievable piglets with huge appetites while every Wyvern sang like opera ladies. Drinking the mead voraciously, drunken iguanas sprinkled, when startled, spewed lava and molten caramel candies with nuts. Iguanas ate drunk ostriches with mead while writing plays on fantastic purple paper.

Ghostly kittens purr obscenities at night when evil minions dance the frenzied disco. Gergia rattled about strange hyenas vegetating before screaming about ridiculous spaghetti recipes. She slit shiny silver socks into the pot of pandas. Unicorns whirled around gleaming silverware, unaware that they dropped swords that were forged in platinum.

Ocean cabanas in Mexico, swimming suits are orange, purple and green when people dig deep into hidden mountains searching for magic crystals that transmogrify into unicorns wearing ties and swirled patterns on their squashed puddings.

Zebras always seemed mystified when jumping across muddy crocodiles. Always remembering your astronomy is radical thinking, because if weirdos decided Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis was acceptable although penguins squashed nuts quickly in the icy land surrounded kingdom boundaries.

Perhaps invisible glockenspiels polish shoes better with lemons but not limes. Witches often drink very strong potions to become awesome. Summer might cause witches to accidentally mix foaming meerkat tails with slippery giraffe horns. Wolves chewed on chocolate bunnies every few minutes... while jumping excitedly around golden cakes, creamy marzipan flow every few times around square jellybeans that causes confused elephants to squash small gnomes holding bananas between their orange stained war hammers.

Anxious wizards always believed witch's house are mythical because mysterious letters told monkeys that roses are black leopards secretly were thinking how squeamish bananas eat frozen yogurt when they trade melons with pizza. Dancing imps' serendipity caused wizards to celebrate the moon's iguanas, which caused weird rabbits to scribble stars into every computer hard drive.

Whenever hairy shoes jump on unsuspecting travelers, chocolate melts into giant tigers which ate all bunnies instead of nomming bows. Except a bison gored himself with a origami crane that flew crazily across a huge crater that summoned demonic roses into hells sky. The dragon lied about being innocent with the obese cow. They stopped running across sticky oceans of custard doughnuts, deciding lunatics bit them too softly to insult wild-eyed birds mothers.

They jumped to beat a pineapple sundae while writing a eulogy for useless ancient topography. Meanwhile an amnesiac Snorlax laid polka-dotted Cheetos in wild grasses sprinkled nasty juices on some far-away pieces of dry biscuits smeared with glowing mushroom shaped like triangles. So they jumped into swirling purple Kool-Aid, and transformed quickly into insidious pixies that demonically winked when they dared to cook smashed souls mixed with shrunken socks and huge candied pumpkins.

So the mutated aliens were mutants shaped as oblong lampposts topped with curlicue cheese smelling shoes, and when they smile to you they look grotesque. Elsewhere there should be more bright towels, folded neatly on the shelves. My towel danced across the ballroom doing the tango to a song that sounded like it was played backwards. Then the left ended angels interrupted by giving stilettos to the storm-troopers. This was particularly unusual as normally they order turnips but the eunuchs got it wrong that day so the entire googooplex was put up for sale at the auction house and afterwards everyone with a bandanna fled up the stairs and left the nightmares ringing bells in the darkened room.

Haunted memories stalk disturbed templars dressed like winged horses with sparkling matted feathers colored azure and shining hooves. They just couldn't eat cookies, they wanted blood. Swinging weird chains at everyone while shrieking about mangosteens.

Hoofed cowboys from Kansas quickly ride. But then ghostly phantoms strolled into the ballroom, sneezing and gleeking. They definitely needed glowing tissues, because something oozed quickly out onto the scratched rosewood strongbox and dripped on something wildly dancing in the wind. Unscrupulous scorpions scurried underneath cheese curls being very xenophobic while blasting hair. These Bananas need a scorpion flavored skin.

Stormclouds seem cuddly like furry schnozzes. Lightning exploded when a Wyvern crashed crazily into underwater volcanoes, jumped onto the roof of abandoned cars covered with speckled beans dripping water. Thunder echoed throughout the darkened sky as winds began howling and children played quietly.

They wished the Wyverns could canoodle through the flowering groves with spotted beetles eating scrumptious crunchy lettuce covered in pink, fluffy caterpillars dripping with many icy pieces of liquid lava.

Jumping jackrabbits with no shame wiggled out onto the sky's everlasting rolling winds, flying as if they could challenge any bird to a fantastic race although the spiders were certainly quite enthusiastic about the screaming grapes that were drenched in chocolate. Magistream seemed to be covered with eggs mixed with magical potions which transforms everything it touches into chicken-wings.

Squirrels swarm sweet flowers when sunny satyrs ran through creamy pudding, waiting for butterflies cocoons that seemed irrelevant to their overall mission to secure jacks, tires, and butter flavored books. Warthogs like dirty smelly almonds wrapped in yellow pancakes, covered over with Sanus and omelets from Saturn.

Saturday's weather seemed unusually windy, cloudy, damp and green. Some gnomes decided expensive umbrellas were stylish.

Unhappily, they trotted into town to post letters to the Krakens about the party. They hadn't heard anything by the following week so sent balloons up with some signals. The one legged octopus found them and sent the with chocolates to the reindeer who led the Krakens to the party. It was all fun and games until one dreadful moment when mean apples hooked on long arrows hurled corn dogs at onlookers. The next bad egg broke when a meteorite slammed onto pink mailboxes causing explosions in sorting offices which caused letters to pinwheel out onto wet pamphlets and books.

Suddenly hairy snakes crashed into purple tissues which disintegrated magically. After haunted fur-balls ate platinum watermelons, they dragged bodies over to Canada, where syrup rules. Popcorn popped while yogurt was skipping happily pooping.

Rainbows left bottles filled with unhappy souls after thunderstorms next disturbed the weird gooseberries sometime during summer solstice. The waning moons burn werewolves into the abyss by singing mournful hymns when they were sleeping. Excitedly, the werewolves laughed while the hideous gingers danced to joyful tunes played by brownies that were iced with gumballs.

Blue tablecloths attacked the mayor after he and Superman flew away. Giants ate strawberry laces attached to the simply divine chocolate truffles.

Water can explode into a thousand oranges. However, grape juice instead explodes magnificently once it has broken your glass potatoes. They seem pointless because they always destroy themselves. It was terribly beautiful when Omar Sharif shelves broke themselves. Grunting, a huge scorpion lifted gyrating gymnasts while skinny men skied over melted snow whistling merry tunes.

When babies scream so loud that eggs are shaking, the Rastafarian's are high! However, bubbling DNA doesn't know about squashed amoeba. It has been huge to dwarfs who don't live under the tree. Sweating, angry cereal are spitting vomit. A cold place in south Loopyland was insanely cold.

Hopping vampires vomit small and oddly shaped presents into the never ending treacle fudge wells. So after flying over there on broomsticks they go to take out a circular ring of cheese burgers. When mice yelled at honey bees because of mushy corn dogs, they are considered inedible.

Meanwhile, the llamas said rather weird ideas didn't have information needed for the scratchy record that shouldn't play such psychedelia when suddenly a wild flaming bird slammed into the trainer's glasses whilst rabbits saw them switch sideways.

Fireworks continuously flew across large, open the funny door. Humid greenhouses were organizing flowers with talking heads that ate marshmallows and funny Panda bears squeezed oranges, dancing the waltz. However, watery kelpies fried black-eyed peas topped with chairs.

Squirrels read in fuzzy slippers while dancing. He (the Squirrel King) exploded because squeamish children threw up their dinner all over Auntie Georgiania's fluffy cat. Melting from the heat, the cat laugh at those psychotic mongeese named under a disguised mustache. Then frozen yogurt cupcakes were unusually served like standing frogs covered with hot fudge cream.

The moon hid behind smiles although the exhausted musician wanted unicorns dressed in striped tutus. Hot cyclists drank icy Chinese soup from a cup with colourful straws while the court jesters ran through a door into the wet sewers, screeching when the hideous holes opened, revealing daleks.

Squashed chickens poop giggles. Many of the chickens farted, the roosters barfed. Moving sideways, kangaroos twisted and knotted faded photographs and tore off chunks of heated muscles. Meanwhile, a titanic, unruly sheep brothel was plotting how to swim like a possessed monkey dressed in rainbow shorts, a fountain made of curdled strawberries and chocolate smoothies.

Hot weather made armadillos flip its ears to its neighbors so they would knit colorful scarves precisely for old penguins so that they could drink lukewarm bat blood. When Grandpa farted, he wiggled some crazy looking dolls and managed to freeze some flattened egg rolls, drank acid diluted with ice, and munched them.

Running chipmunks jumped over lazy pandas that were snoozing upon cozy arms covered with squishy cats, tough thoughts filled with evil curtains. Sweet chocolate was stolen from Mr.Potato, spicy piranhas chewed on bouncy chunks of barf-colored marshmallows. The tasty seashells were salty as heck and were definitely evil smelling; they were also powered by unusual smell that made one's eyes melt like caramel bunnies that hop over on speeding race cars. Then, monkeys crafted neon tetras while the elephants sang beautifully in rainforest scenery.

Pizza tastes strangely bitter despite the tomatoes being perfectly normal. But, then ghosts float in the swamps with dead bodies and moldy wolves while unnatural howls break crystal necklaces and cut flowers. Some pizzas are meant to feed penguins because snakes can't make cookies since they lack wings.

Leaves scatter wildly in the classroom while demons crept in sideways along glowing lights chanting somber curses. They haunt schools that are empty, and cobwebs are creepy with dusty dementors. Dragons start their devious kidnapping by eating squirming souls as appetizers and making buttered crumpets. They kidnap puppies with vans and candy floss by catching flying squirrels. The schoolchildren gasp at the scary stories told by grump elders - unaware of unseen fairies tossing out candy. Dinosaurs run by tractors, and pumpkins evolve so evil bunnies can gnaw their meat and alchemize candy. Toilets are repulsive but useful.

Costumed flying clowns joined a flock of Canada Geese heading towards Moscow for the Winter Olympics. They screeched at unsuspecting attendees who ran and jumped over, rolling like snowballs on a frozen cliff before melting. They don't need any cheese to feed the zombie groups, and humans aren't rational enough because sanity affected their brains. The clowns killed all of the people that danced because their hats weren't silly.

Extremely confused manatees swam frantically towards Atlantis. They knew many jokes that weren't even amusing, but still elephants wanted more. Aardvarks are hidden inside wobbly, musty golf carts that wouldn't float on water because early glaciers slowly melted from scalding bee soup.

Burning apricots jump across the fiery chasm filled with gooey marshmallows topped with chocolate covered pumpkins that spit equally disgusting larva. They drank frosty mugs of fizzy sour syrup. Then, apricots squashed the green crystals owned seemingly by Master Chef, the King of Questionable Skills Pertaining to the unusual assortment of eggnog. He smashed the container without thinking, causing giant cookies to squirm.

So, traveling prophets searched the red satchel, hunting desperately for candy floss. Green cockatrices called their family looking for books. The magician decided to swim in the mud, oblivious to the gigantic cookies that threatened tiny, loveable bunnies. The gargoyle evilly starred in disbelief at Yoda, worried that he might find hideous cabinets running. Of dark intentions, gummibears scratched with scars caused by unscrupulous fisticuffs started when fighting direcores pushed some unsuspecting geezer into the dumpster. That stirred some icy confrontations fueled by a hunger for justice, so the vigilante decided to boil their small intestines with molten lava.

Anyways, snow possums observed sedated travelers trying to act like chickens in rubber coated pants and screeching. Scorched, dehydrated, and crazy looking, they trudged through icy slush wearing only sheer clothes.

Cooking can make you wonder why salt adds flavor to recipes while spices add spice. Boiling soup can potentially cause someone to want antelopes. Frozen artichokes taste amazing with mango dipped socks because Pikachu is molting and hates terrible coffee.

Speckled pandas reign over mystical troves singing "Derpaderp!!" when they eat artichokes seasoned with chili peppers and bananas while carrying striped helmets under low conditions. They enjoy Gollum's stories as much as crazy trampolining golems eating chocolate. So David decided to pick up some poop for no specific purpose while he was farting.

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Re: The Neverending story!

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Llamas eat grass with spoons and sporks that seem very strange. Also, they punch someone in the face with wet sponges. They also like to steal monkey's tools because they can make wooden swords to kill each other with. Aiden is one of them. He is a really unusual because his pie tastes like socks dipped in lemonade. Sometimes cucumbers like pooping rainbows with birds that don't alphabetize correctly. One time there was alpacas, that would dance The Rick Roll and imitate a Brit while I tried swimming but carelessly stopped when the triceratops started face palming because I lost her face.

Suddenly a fluffy-demon jumped into my sandwich while sweating raspberries. Dancing with me under green skies are some egoistic skeletons holding broken lions, who ate my cranberry sauce and kidnapped the rainbow turkey fairy man, whose arms seem too big. When my gorilla decided to make fruit salad llamas, I tasered Chuck Norris with it. In my pajamas, underwater I ate corn dogs made of popcorn and Easter chocolate bunnies. Then I drunk balloon sized marshmallows with Extract Straws, and Freddie. So when Alden tried to make me spit it out i spit it on his face and then some lobster slapped me. It was very weird. Then small aliens apocalypse came to the beach and eat mangoes thus growing Dante's son Peeta a Katnisstongue.

After they shot JFK, an egg decided to fly right into my taco bell and my dragon ate the wolf who ate the Zanfan. So, Zanfan went goodbye and died. Aladin spazzed out in the city eating poison and drowns. Then kittens appear, glowing magnificently golden. This means only they can eat dogs who jump over lazy ponies and green small grapes. So when mermaids died the crapping Stopped but bunnies started Hopping across the rainbow towards the concession stand that called a guy named Diesel. After that they went to the library and tried to say something but couldn't kiss each Orange because they ate potato beans and onions before foxes could kill bananas and get married.

Suddenly, epic pears nommed foxesrule on her cute eye and then sprinkled cinnamon roses with taco shells and helped the epic pears in their conquest of world domination. They sang of mystical creatures, some killed striped idiots just danced like a crazy person but to be honest, they ate supercalifragalisticexpealadocious. Budgies ate creatures that frolic near smiley rainbows since the green cloud smelled like broccoli and cheese. Although the paper didn't know who should buy scary tools, it always helps. My pet dragon ate cows to show how he was brave. Many crazy pickles man stores with tools in boxes. This is why fairies nibble upon crunchy trolls shaped like fennec tacos foxes in England while Morgaln seemed sad because he lost her nose.

One time my dog sniffed snozzberry flavored puffy gooey foxes. Then he had written this crazy story about popcorn and a wolf who tried to sing lullaby's to [a] small child. This crazy toad loved eating apple mango smoothies while watching Office re-runs and licking Ice Blood; he liked sponges. But he hated the holes that annihilated Ducky's pancreas that didn't properly fit together. One of the flippers were mono filament cobwebs that used plastic surgery.

The crazy thing was Hellhounds ate pineapples and disco when Lady Gaga eats diamonds for underprivileged koalas that smoke hamster food and really should lay off running around everywhere. Running away like Italian plumbers who are afraid of their shadows and cooked cat with limes.

Whenever Gergia drew India it cried about cats and rain clouds. After the random sunshine was lost, blue heaven started running towards blue striped pajamas while dancing like maniac alpacas glittering with jewels and Edward Elric chewing gum.

When prince tabernacle survived the Capricorn killed bob for no reason, but skipped Jimmy because of the oncoming horde of child-beasts. So, my pet Golem tried eating mold. Why did the moon smile at me? Was it because curly horns coming out shined brighter?

Squeezing this purple people eater resulted in very warm tickle being quickly summoned -antidisestablishmentarianism ruled. There were several eagles hiding outside watching superciliously. Floccinaucinihilipilification yelled "Hallelujah!"and ran to fetch his green potatoes before rushing serendipitously into the igloo.

Aghast at penguin inside that was crawling across pudding, Terri was sneezing uncontrollably weirdly. However, Troy wanted yellow cookies before exploding into a thousand bits of pie. Betwixt all, the Bandersnatch sniggered creepily.

Pumpkins hate apples as much fun in Phantasmagoria loves the sweet cakes. They also bit skinny and slightly eat livers of spotted spiders, which are surprisingly tasty. Fast ones kiss your pancreas before they scratch out your yellow eyeballs. Slow humans dragged Simon to the graveyard because he smelled lemony.

Screaming, trolls ran away quickly since squirrels started jumping on a toadstool while brandishing sticks made everyone fart causing bob to sit on his pet Sloth, who just sat on a rocket waiting for something magical until a troll bit part of it.

Magically, making tequila, Terri the Bobsled had worn down his wooden ice machine. Terri felt the magical cupcake fire harden and ooze cupcakes. The nose on Bonquisha's umbrella started blinking rapidly. Terri cried out, "My sandwich! Bonquisha, my sandwich has been a monstrous crab!"

"How did that elephant fit in circular houses while beansprouts surrounded Simon? It's terribly cold today!" Thinking unlike the magical Merlin brand, he jumped into their bucket car peeling bananas. Simon was very injured from his incident with invisible penguins and decided squirrels were less juvenile than minions.

Baking ice cream with Troy, Mardigraz was under the roof sleeping. Suddenly, shattering feet skipped out from icy water, causing the zebras to sing "Hallelujah!" Mardigraz steadily made progress eating Popsicles. Purple globs bounced aimlessly in Troy's time-machine pet Hippocampus corral. The puppy Direwolf Bonobi decided yawning and then it screamed. Hurting bananas, Bonobi seeds the plants in the strange mulch filled with custard pudding.

Drinking pineapple slushies with green potatoes, Bonquisha does can-can sexually. Then Luke Skywalker vaporized some unbelievable piglets with huge appetites while every Wyvern sang like opera ladies. Drinking the mead voraciously, drunken iguanas sprinkled, when startled, spewed lava and molten caramel candies with nuts. Iguanas ate drunk ostriches with mead while writing plays on fantastic purple paper.

Ghostly kittens purr obscenities at night when evil minions dance the frenzied disco. Gergia rattled about strange hyenas vegetating before screaming about ridiculous spaghetti recipes. She slit shiny silver socks into the pot of pandas. Unicorns whirled around gleaming silverware, unaware that they dropped swords that were forged in platinum.

Ocean cabanas in Mexico, swimming suits are orange, purple and green when people dig deep into hidden mountains searching for magic crystals that transmogrify into unicorns wearing ties and swirled patterns on their squashed puddings.

Zebras always seemed mystified when jumping across muddy crocodiles. Always remembering your astronomy is radical thinking, because if weirdos decided Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis was acceptable although penguins squashed nuts quickly in the icy land surrounded kingdom boundaries.

Perhaps invisible glockenspiels polish shoes better with lemons but not limes. Witches often drink very strong potions to become awesome. Summer might cause witches to accidentally mix foaming meerkat tails with slippery giraffe horns. Wolves chewed on chocolate bunnies every few minutes... while jumping excitedly around golden cakes, creamy marzipan flow every few times around square jellybeans that causes confused elephants to squash small gnomes holding bananas between their orange stained war hammers.

Anxious wizards always believed witch's house are mythical because mysterious letters told monkeys that roses are black leopards secretly were thinking how squeamish bananas eat frozen yogurt when they trade melons with pizza. Dancing imps' serendipity caused wizards to celebrate the moon's iguanas, which caused weird rabbits to scribble stars into every computer hard drive.

Whenever hairy shoes jump on unsuspecting travelers, chocolate melts into giant tigers which ate all bunnies instead of nomming bows. Except a bison gored himself with a origami crane that flew crazily across a huge crater that summoned demonic roses into hells sky. The dragon lied about being innocent with the obese cow. They stopped running across sticky oceans of custard doughnuts, deciding lunatics bit them too softly to insult wild-eyed birds mothers.

They jumped to beat a pineapple sundae while writing a eulogy for useless ancient topography. Meanwhile an amnesiac Snorlax laid polka-dotted Cheetos in wild grasses sprinkled nasty juices on some far-away pieces of dry biscuits smeared with glowing mushroom shaped like triangles. So they jumped into swirling purple Kool-Aid, and transformed quickly into insidious pixies that demonically winked when they dared to cook smashed souls mixed with shrunken socks and huge candied pumpkins.

So the mutated aliens were mutants shaped as oblong lampposts topped with curlicue cheese smelling shoes, and when they smile to you they look grotesque. Elsewhere there should be more bright towels, folded neatly on the shelves. My towel danced across the ballroom doing the tango to a song that sounded like it was played backwards. Then the left ended angels interrupted by giving stilettos to the storm-troopers. This was particularly unusual as normally they order turnips but the eunuchs got it wrong that day so the entire googooplex was put up for sale at the auction house and afterwards everyone with a bandanna fled up the stairs and left the nightmares ringing bells in the darkened room.

Haunted memories stalk disturbed templars dressed like winged horses with sparkling matted feathers colored azure and shining hooves. They just couldn't eat cookies, they wanted blood. Swinging weird chains at everyone while shrieking about mangosteens.

Hoofed cowboys from Kansas quickly ride. But then ghostly phantoms strolled into the ballroom, sneezing and gleeking. They definitely needed glowing tissues, because something oozed quickly out onto the scratched rosewood strongbox and dripped on something wildly dancing in the wind. Unscrupulous scorpions scurried underneath cheese curls being very xenophobic while blasting hair. These Bananas need a scorpion flavored skin.

Stormclouds seem cuddly like furry schnozzes. Lightning exploded when a Wyvern crashed crazily into underwater volcanoes, jumped onto the roof of abandoned cars covered with speckled beans dripping water. Thunder echoed throughout the darkened sky as winds began howling and children played quietly.

They wished the Wyverns could canoodle through the flowering groves with spotted beetles eating scrumptious crunchy lettuce covered in pink, fluffy caterpillars dripping with many icy pieces of liquid lava.

Jumping jackrabbits with no shame wiggled out onto the sky's everlasting rolling winds, flying as if they could challenge any bird to a fantastic race although the spiders were certainly quite enthusiastic about the screaming grapes that were drenched in chocolate. Magistream seemed to be covered with eggs mixed with magical potions which transforms everything it touches into chicken-wings.

Squirrels swarm sweet flowers when sunny satyrs ran through creamy pudding, waiting for butterflies cocoons that seemed irrelevant to their overall mission to secure jacks, tires, and butter flavored books. Warthogs like dirty smelly almonds wrapped in yellow pancakes, covered over with Sanus and omelets from Saturn.

Saturday's weather seemed unusually windy, cloudy, damp and green. Some gnomes decided expensive umbrellas were stylish.

Unhappily, they trotted into town to post letters to the Krakens about the party. They hadn't heard anything by the following week so sent balloons up with some signals. The one legged octopus found them and sent the with chocolates to the reindeer who led the Krakens to the party. It was all fun and games until one dreadful moment when mean apples hooked on long arrows hurled corn dogs at onlookers. The next bad egg broke when a meteorite slammed onto pink mailboxes causing explosions in sorting offices which caused letters to pinwheel out onto wet pamphlets and books.

Suddenly hairy snakes crashed into purple tissues which disintegrated magically. After haunted fur-balls ate platinum watermelons, they dragged bodies over to Canada, where syrup rules. Popcorn popped while yogurt was skipping happily pooping.

Rainbows left bottles filled with unhappy souls after thunderstorms next disturbed the weird gooseberries sometime during summer solstice. The waning moons burn werewolves into the abyss by singing mournful hymns when they were sleeping. Excitedly, the werewolves laughed while the hideous gingers danced to joyful tunes played by brownies that were iced with gumballs.

Blue tablecloths attacked the mayor after he and Superman flew away. Giants ate strawberry laces attached to the simply divine chocolate truffles.

Water can explode into a thousand oranges. However, grape juice instead explodes magnificently once it has broken your glass potatoes. They seem pointless because they always destroy themselves. It was terribly beautiful when Omar Sharif shelves broke themselves. Grunting, a huge scorpion lifted gyrating gymnasts while skinny men skied over melted snow whistling merry tunes.

When babies scream so loud that eggs are shaking, the Rastafarian's are high! However, bubbling DNA doesn't know about squashed amoeba. It has been huge to dwarfs who don't live under the tree. Sweating, angry cereal are spitting vomit. A cold place in south Loopyland was insanely cold.

Hopping vampires vomit small and oddly shaped presents into the never ending treacle fudge wells. So after flying over there on broomsticks they go to take out a circular ring of cheese burgers. When mice yelled at honey bees because of mushy corn dogs, they are considered inedible.

Meanwhile, the llamas said rather weird ideas didn't have information needed for the scratchy record that shouldn't play such psychedelia when suddenly a wild flaming bird slammed into the trainer's glasses whilst rabbits saw them switch sideways.

Fireworks continuously flew across large, open the funny door. Humid greenhouses were organizing flowers with talking heads that ate marshmallows and funny Panda bears squeezed oranges, dancing the waltz. However, watery kelpies fried black-eyed peas topped with chairs.

Squirrels read in fuzzy slippers while dancing. He (the Squirrel King) exploded because squeamish children threw up their dinner all over Auntie Georgiania's fluffy cat. Melting from the heat, the cat laugh at those psychotic mongeese named under a disguised mustache. Then frozen yogurt cupcakes were unusually served like standing frogs covered with hot fudge cream.

The moon hid behind smiles although the exhausted musician wanted unicorns dressed in striped tutus. Hot cyclists drank icy Chinese soup from a cup with colourful straws while the court jesters ran through a door into the wet sewers, screeching when the hideous holes opened, revealing daleks.

Squashed chickens poop giggles. Many of the chickens farted, the roosters barfed. Moving sideways, kangaroos twisted and knotted faded photographs and tore off chunks of heated muscles. Meanwhile, a titanic, unruly sheep brothel was plotting how to swim like a possessed monkey dressed in rainbow shorts, a fountain made of curdled strawberries and chocolate smoothies.

Hot weather made armadillos flip its ears to its neighbors so they would knit colorful scarves precisely for old penguins so that they could drink lukewarm bat blood. When Grandpa farted, he wiggled some crazy looking dolls and managed to freeze some flattened egg rolls, drank acid diluted with ice, and munched them.

Running chipmunks jumped over lazy pandas that were snoozing upon cozy arms covered with squishy cats, tough thoughts filled with evil curtains. Sweet chocolate was stolen from Mr.Potato, spicy piranhas chewed on bouncy chunks of barf-colored marshmallows. The tasty seashells were salty as heck and were definitely evil smelling; they were also powered by unusual smell that made one's eyes melt like caramel bunnies that hop over on speeding race cars. Then, monkeys crafted neon tetras while the elephants sang beautifully in rainforest scenery.

Pizza tastes strangely bitter despite the tomatoes being perfectly normal. But, then ghosts float in the swamps with dead bodies and moldy wolves while unnatural howls break crystal necklaces and cut flowers. Some pizzas are meant to feed penguins because snakes can't make cookies since they lack wings.

Leaves scatter wildly in the classroom while demons crept in sideways along glowing lights chanting somber curses. They haunt schools that are empty, and cobwebs are creepy with dusty dementors. Dragons start their devious kidnapping by eating squirming souls as appetizers and making buttered crumpets. They kidnap puppies with vans and candy floss by catching flying squirrels. The schoolchildren gasp at the scary stories told by grump elders - unaware of unseen fairies tossing out candy. Dinosaurs run by tractors, and pumpkins evolve so evil bunnies can gnaw their meat and alchemize candy. Toilets are repulsive but useful.

Costumed flying clowns joined a flock of Canada Geese heading towards Moscow for the Winter Olympics. They screeched at unsuspecting attendees who ran and jumped over, rolling like snowballs on a frozen cliff before melting. They don't need any cheese to feed the zombie groups, and humans aren't rational enough because sanity affected their brains. The clowns killed all of the people that danced because their hats weren't silly.

Extremely confused manatees swam frantically towards Atlantis. They knew many jokes that weren't even amusing, but still elephants wanted more. Aardvarks are hidden inside wobbly, musty golf carts that wouldn't float on water because early glaciers slowly melted from scalding bee soup.

Burning apricots jump across the fiery chasm filled with gooey marshmallows topped with chocolate covered pumpkins that spit equally disgusting larva. They drank frosty mugs of fizzy sour syrup. Then, apricots squashed the green crystals owned seemingly by Master Chef, the King of Questionable Skills Pertaining to the unusual assortment of eggnog. He smashed the container without thinking, causing giant cookies to squirm.

So, traveling prophets searched the red satchel, hunting desperately for candy floss. Green cockatrices called their family looking for books. The magician decided to swim in the mud, oblivious to the gigantic cookies that threatened tiny, loveable bunnies. The gargoyle evilly starred in disbelief at Yoda, worried that he might find hideous cabinets running. Of dark intentions, gummibears scratched with scars caused by unscrupulous fisticuffs started when fighting direcores pushed some unsuspecting geezer into the dumpster. That stirred some icy confrontations fueled by a hunger for justice, so the vigilante decided to boil their small intestines with molten lava.

Anyways, snow possums observed sedated travelers trying to act like chickens in rubber coated pants and screeching. Scorched, dehydrated, and crazy looking, they trudged through icy slush wearing only sheer clothes.

Cooking can make you wonder why salt adds flavor to recipes while spices add spice. Boiling soup can potentially cause someone to want antelopes. Frozen artichokes taste amazing with mango dipped socks because Pikachu is molting and hates terrible coffee.

Speckled pandas reign over mystical troves singing "Derpaderp!!" when they eat artichokes seasoned with chili peppers and bananas while carrying striped helmets under low conditions. They enjoy Gollum's stories as much as crazy trampolining golems eating chocolate. So David decided to pick up some poop for no specific purpose while he was farting.

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Llamas eat grass with spoons and sporks that seem very strange. Also, they punch someone in the face with wet sponges. They also like to steal monkey's tools because they can make wooden swords to kill each other with. Aiden is one of them. He is a really unusual because his pie tastes like socks dipped in lemonade. Sometimes cucumbers like pooping rainbows with birds that don't alphabetize correctly. One time there was alpacas, that would dance The Rick Roll and imitate a Brit while I tried swimming but carelessly stopped when the triceratops started face palming because I lost her face.

Suddenly a fluffy-demon jumped into my sandwich while sweating raspberries. Dancing with me under green skies are some egoistic skeletons holding broken lions, who ate my cranberry sauce and kidnapped the rainbow turkey fairy man, whose arms seem too big. When my gorilla decided to make fruit salad llamas, I tasered Chuck Norris with it. In my pajamas, underwater I ate corn dogs made of popcorn and Easter chocolate bunnies. Then I drunk balloon sized marshmallows with Extract Straws, and Freddie. So when Alden tried to make me spit it out i spit it on his face and then some lobster slapped me. It was very weird. Then small aliens apocalypse came to the beach and eat mangoes thus growing Dante's son Peeta a Katnisstongue.

After they shot JFK, an egg decided to fly right into my taco bell and my dragon ate the wolf who ate the Zanfan. So, Zanfan went goodbye and died. Aladin spazzed out in the city eating poison and drowns. Then kittens appear, glowing magnificently golden. This means only they can eat dogs who jump over lazy ponies and green small grapes. So when mermaids died the crapping Stopped but bunnies started Hopping across the rainbow towards the concession stand that called a guy named Diesel. After that they went to the library and tried to say something but couldn't kiss each Orange because they ate potato beans and onions before foxes could kill bananas and get married.

Suddenly, epic pears nommed foxesrule on her cute eye and then sprinkled cinnamon roses with taco shells and helped the epic pears in their conquest of world domination. They sang of mystical creatures, some killed striped idiots just danced like a crazy person but to be honest, they ate supercalifragalisticexpealadocious. Budgies ate creatures that frolic near smiley rainbows since the green cloud smelled like broccoli and cheese. Although the paper didn't know who should buy scary tools, it always helps. My pet dragon ate cows to show how he was brave. Many crazy pickles man stores with tools in boxes. This is why fairies nibble upon crunchy trolls shaped like fennec tacos foxes in England while Morgaln seemed sad because he lost her nose.

One time my dog sniffed snozzberry flavored puffy gooey foxes. Then he had written this crazy story about popcorn and a wolf who tried to sing lullaby's to [a] small child. This crazy toad loved eating apple mango smoothies while watching Office re-runs and licking Ice Blood; he liked sponges. But he hated the holes that annihilated Ducky's pancreas that didn't properly fit together. One of the flippers were mono filament cobwebs that used plastic surgery.

The crazy thing was Hellhounds ate pineapples and disco when Lady Gaga eats diamonds for underprivileged koalas that smoke hamster food and really should lay off running around everywhere. Running away like Italian plumbers who are afraid of their shadows and cooked cat with limes.

Whenever Gergia drew India it cried about cats and rain clouds. After the random sunshine was lost, blue heaven started running towards blue striped pajamas while dancing like maniac alpacas glittering with jewels and Edward Elric chewing gum.

When prince tabernacle survived the Capricorn killed bob for no reason, but skipped Jimmy because of the oncoming horde of child-beasts. So, my pet Golem tried eating mold. Why did the moon smile at me? Was it because curly horns coming out shined brighter?

Squeezing this purple people eater resulted in very warm tickle being quickly summoned -antidisestablishmentarianism ruled. There were several eagles hiding outside watching superciliously. Floccinaucinihilipilification yelled "Hallelujah!"and ran to fetch his green potatoes before rushing serendipitously into the igloo.

Aghast at penguin inside that was crawling across pudding, Terri was sneezing uncontrollably weirdly. However, Troy wanted yellow cookies before exploding into a thousand bits of pie. Betwixt all, the Bandersnatch sniggered creepily.

Pumpkins hate apples as much fun in Phantasmagoria loves the sweet cakes. They also bit skinny and slightly eat livers of spotted spiders, which are surprisingly tasty. Fast ones kiss your pancreas before they scratch out your yellow eyeballs. Slow humans dragged Simon to the graveyard because he smelled lemony.

Screaming, trolls ran away quickly since squirrels started jumping on a toadstool while brandishing sticks made everyone fart causing bob to sit on his pet Sloth, who just sat on a rocket waiting for something magical until a troll bit part of it.

Magically, making tequila, Terri the Bobsled had worn down his wooden ice machine. Terri felt the magical cupcake fire harden and ooze cupcakes. The nose on Bonquisha's umbrella started blinking rapidly. Terri cried out, "My sandwich! Bonquisha, my sandwich has been a monstrous crab!"

"How did that elephant fit in circular houses while beansprouts surrounded Simon? It's terribly cold today!" Thinking unlike the magical Merlin brand, he jumped into their bucket car peeling bananas. Simon was very injured from his incident with invisible penguins and decided squirrels were less juvenile than minions.

Baking ice cream with Troy, Mardigraz was under the roof sleeping. Suddenly, shattering feet skipped out from icy water, causing the zebras to sing "Hallelujah!" Mardigraz steadily made progress eating Popsicles. Purple globs bounced aimlessly in Troy's time-machine pet Hippocampus corral. The puppy Direwolf Bonobi decided yawning and then it screamed. Hurting bananas, Bonobi seeds the plants in the strange mulch filled with custard pudding.

Drinking pineapple slushies with green potatoes, Bonquisha does can-can sexually. Then Luke Skywalker vaporized some unbelievable piglets with huge appetites while every Wyvern sang like opera ladies. Drinking the mead voraciously, drunken iguanas sprinkled, when startled, spewed lava and molten caramel candies with nuts. Iguanas ate drunk ostriches with mead while writing plays on fantastic purple paper.

Ghostly kittens purr obscenities at night when evil minions dance the frenzied disco. Gergia rattled about strange hyenas vegetating before screaming about ridiculous spaghetti recipes. She slit shiny silver socks into the pot of pandas. Unicorns whirled around gleaming silverware, unaware that they dropped swords that were forged in platinum.

Ocean cabanas in Mexico, swimming suits are orange, purple and green when people dig deep into hidden mountains searching for magic crystals that transmogrify into unicorns wearing ties and swirled patterns on their squashed puddings.

Zebras always seemed mystified when jumping across muddy crocodiles. Always remembering your astronomy is radical thinking, because if weirdos decided Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis was acceptable although penguins squashed nuts quickly in the icy land surrounded kingdom boundaries.

Perhaps invisible glockenspiels polish shoes better with lemons but not limes. Witches often drink very strong potions to become awesome. Summer might cause witches to accidentally mix foaming meerkat tails with slippery giraffe horns. Wolves chewed on chocolate bunnies every few minutes... while jumping excitedly around golden cakes, creamy marzipan flow every few times around square jellybeans that causes confused elephants to squash small gnomes holding bananas between their orange stained war hammers.

Anxious wizards always believed witch's house are mythical because mysterious letters told monkeys that roses are black leopards secretly were thinking how squeamish bananas eat frozen yogurt when they trade melons with pizza. Dancing imps' serendipity caused wizards to celebrate the moon's iguanas, which caused weird rabbits to scribble stars into every computer hard drive.

Whenever hairy shoes jump on unsuspecting travelers, chocolate melts into giant tigers which ate all bunnies instead of nomming bows. Except a bison gored himself with a origami crane that flew crazily across a huge crater that summoned demonic roses into hells sky. The dragon lied about being innocent with the obese cow. They stopped running across sticky oceans of custard doughnuts, deciding lunatics bit them too softly to insult wild-eyed birds mothers.

They jumped to beat a pineapple sundae while writing a eulogy for useless ancient topography. Meanwhile an amnesiac Snorlax laid polka-dotted Cheetos in wild grasses sprinkled nasty juices on some far-away pieces of dry biscuits smeared with glowing mushroom shaped like triangles. So they jumped into swirling purple Kool-Aid, and transformed quickly into insidious pixies that demonically winked when they dared to cook smashed souls mixed with shrunken socks and huge candied pumpkins.

So the mutated aliens were mutants shaped as oblong lampposts topped with curlicue cheese smelling shoes, and when they smile to you they look grotesque. Elsewhere there should be more bright towels, folded neatly on the shelves. My towel danced across the ballroom doing the tango to a song that sounded like it was played backwards. Then the left ended angels interrupted by giving stilettos to the storm-troopers. This was particularly unusual as normally they order turnips but the eunuchs got it wrong that day so the entire googooplex was put up for sale at the auction house and afterwards everyone with a bandanna fled up the stairs and left the nightmares ringing bells in the darkened room.

Haunted memories stalk disturbed templars dressed like winged horses with sparkling matted feathers colored azure and shining hooves. They just couldn't eat cookies, they wanted blood. Swinging weird chains at everyone while shrieking about mangosteens.

Hoofed cowboys from Kansas quickly ride. But then ghostly phantoms strolled into the ballroom, sneezing and gleeking. They definitely needed glowing tissues, because something oozed quickly out onto the scratched rosewood strongbox and dripped on something wildly dancing in the wind. Unscrupulous scorpions scurried underneath cheese curls being very xenophobic while blasting hair. These Bananas need a scorpion flavored skin.

Stormclouds seem cuddly like furry schnozzes. Lightning exploded when a Wyvern crashed crazily into underwater volcanoes, jumped onto the roof of abandoned cars covered with speckled beans dripping water. Thunder echoed throughout the darkened sky as winds began howling and children played quietly.

They wished the Wyverns could canoodle through the flowering groves with spotted beetles eating scrumptious crunchy lettuce covered in pink, fluffy caterpillars dripping with many icy pieces of liquid lava.

Jumping jackrabbits with no shame wiggled out onto the sky's everlasting rolling winds, flying as if they could challenge any bird to a fantastic race although the spiders were certainly quite enthusiastic about the screaming grapes that were drenched in chocolate. Magistream seemed to be covered with eggs mixed with magical potions which transforms everything it touches into chicken-wings.

Squirrels swarm sweet flowers when sunny satyrs ran through creamy pudding, waiting for butterflies cocoons that seemed irrelevant to their overall mission to secure jacks, tires, and butter flavored books. Warthogs like dirty smelly almonds wrapped in yellow pancakes, covered over with Sanus and omelets from Saturn.

Saturday's weather seemed unusually windy, cloudy, damp and green. Some gnomes decided expensive umbrellas were stylish.

Unhappily, they trotted into town to post letters to the Krakens about the party. They hadn't heard anything by the following week so sent balloons up with some signals. The one legged octopus found them and sent the with chocolates to the reindeer who led the Krakens to the party. It was all fun and games until one dreadful moment when mean apples hooked on long arrows hurled corn dogs at onlookers. The next bad egg broke when a meteorite slammed onto pink mailboxes causing explosions in sorting offices which caused letters to pinwheel out onto wet pamphlets and books.

Suddenly hairy snakes crashed into purple tissues which disintegrated magically. After haunted fur-balls ate platinum watermelons, they dragged bodies over to Canada, where syrup rules. Popcorn popped while yogurt was skipping happily pooping.

Rainbows left bottles filled with unhappy souls after thunderstorms next disturbed the weird gooseberries sometime during summer solstice. The waning moons burn werewolves into the abyss by singing mournful hymns when they were sleeping. Excitedly, the werewolves laughed while the hideous gingers danced to joyful tunes played by brownies that were iced with gumballs.

Blue tablecloths attacked the mayor after he and Superman flew away. Giants ate strawberry laces attached to the simply divine chocolate truffles.

Water can explode into a thousand oranges. However, grape juice instead explodes magnificently once it has broken your glass potatoes. They seem pointless because they always destroy themselves. It was terribly beautiful when Omar Sharif shelves broke themselves. Grunting, a huge scorpion lifted gyrating gymnasts while skinny men skied over melted snow whistling merry tunes.

When babies scream so loud that eggs are shaking, the Rastafarian's are high! However, bubbling DNA doesn't know about squashed amoeba. It has been huge to dwarfs who don't live under the tree. Sweating, angry cereal are spitting vomit. A cold place in south Loopyland was insanely cold.

Hopping vampires vomit small and oddly shaped presents into the never ending treacle fudge wells. So after flying over there on broomsticks they go to take out a circular ring of cheese burgers. When mice yelled at honey bees because of mushy corn dogs, they are considered inedible.

Meanwhile, the llamas said rather weird ideas didn't have information needed for the scratchy record that shouldn't play such psychedelia when suddenly a wild flaming bird slammed into the trainer's glasses whilst rabbits saw them switch sideways.

Fireworks continuously flew across large, open the funny door. Humid greenhouses were organizing flowers with talking heads that ate marshmallows and funny Panda bears squeezed oranges, dancing the waltz. However, watery kelpies fried black-eyed peas topped with chairs.

Squirrels read in fuzzy slippers while dancing. He (the Squirrel King) exploded because squeamish children threw up their dinner all over Auntie Georgiania's fluffy cat. Melting from the heat, the cat laugh at those psychotic mongeese named under a disguised mustache. Then frozen yogurt cupcakes were unusually served like standing frogs covered with hot fudge cream.

The moon hid behind smiles although the exhausted musician wanted unicorns dressed in striped tutus. Hot cyclists drank icy Chinese soup from a cup with colourful straws while the court jesters ran through a door into the wet sewers, screeching when the hideous holes opened, revealing daleks.

Squashed chickens poop giggles. Many of the chickens farted, the roosters barfed. Moving sideways, kangaroos twisted and knotted faded photographs and tore off chunks of heated muscles. Meanwhile, a titanic, unruly sheep brothel was plotting how to swim like a possessed monkey dressed in rainbow shorts, a fountain made of curdled strawberries and chocolate smoothies.

Hot weather made armadillos flip its ears to its neighbors so they would knit colorful scarves precisely for old penguins so that they could drink lukewarm bat blood. When Grandpa farted, he wiggled some crazy looking dolls and managed to freeze some flattened egg rolls, drank acid diluted with ice, and munched them.

Running chipmunks jumped over lazy pandas that were snoozing upon cozy arms covered with squishy cats, tough thoughts filled with evil curtains. Sweet chocolate was stolen from Mr.Potato, spicy piranhas chewed on bouncy chunks of barf-colored marshmallows. The tasty seashells were salty as heck and were definitely evil smelling; they were also powered by unusual smell that made one's eyes melt like caramel bunnies that hop over on speeding race cars. Then, monkeys crafted neon tetras while the elephants sang beautifully in rainforest scenery.

Pizza tastes strangely bitter despite the tomatoes being perfectly normal. But, then ghosts float in the swamps with dead bodies and moldy wolves while unnatural howls break crystal necklaces and cut flowers. Some pizzas are meant to feed penguins because snakes can't make cookies since they lack wings.

Leaves scatter wildly in the classroom while demons crept in sideways along glowing lights chanting somber curses. They haunt schools that are empty, and cobwebs are creepy with dusty dementors. Dragons start their devious kidnapping by eating squirming souls as appetizers and making buttered crumpets. They kidnap puppies with vans and candy floss by catching flying squirrels. The schoolchildren gasp at the scary stories told by grump elders - unaware of unseen fairies tossing out candy. Dinosaurs run by tractors, and pumpkins evolve so evil bunnies can gnaw their meat and alchemize candy. Toilets are repulsive but useful.

Costumed flying clowns joined a flock of Canada Geese heading towards Moscow for the Winter Olympics. They screeched at unsuspecting attendees who ran and jumped over, rolling like snowballs on a frozen cliff before melting. They don't need any cheese to feed the zombie groups, and humans aren't rational enough because sanity affected their brains. The clowns killed all of the people that danced because their hats weren't silly.

Extremely confused manatees swam frantically towards Atlantis. They knew many jokes that weren't even amusing, but still elephants wanted more. Aardvarks are hidden inside wobbly, musty golf carts that wouldn't float on water because early glaciers slowly melted from scalding bee soup.

Burning apricots jump across the fiery chasm filled with gooey marshmallows topped with chocolate covered pumpkins that spit equally disgusting larva. They drank frosty mugs of fizzy sour syrup. Then, apricots squashed the green crystals owned seemingly by Master Chef, the King of Questionable Skills Pertaining to the unusual assortment of eggnog. He smashed the container without thinking, causing giant cookies to squirm.

So, traveling prophets searched the red satchel, hunting desperately for candy floss. Green cockatrices called their family looking for books. The magician decided to swim in the mud, oblivious to the gigantic cookies that threatened tiny, loveable bunnies. The gargoyle evilly starred in disbelief at Yoda, worried that he might find hideous cabinets running. Of dark intentions, gummibears scratched with scars caused by unscrupulous fisticuffs started when fighting direcores pushed some unsuspecting geezer into the dumpster. That stirred some icy confrontations fueled by a hunger for justice, so the vigilante decided to boil their small intestines with molten lava.

Anyways, snow possums observed sedated travelers trying to act like chickens in rubber coated pants and screeching. Scorched, dehydrated, and crazy looking, they trudged through icy slush wearing only sheer clothes.

Cooking can make you wonder why salt adds flavor to recipes while spices add spice. Boiling soup can potentially cause someone to want antelopes. Frozen artichokes taste amazing with mango dipped socks because Pikachu is molting and hates terrible coffee.

Speckled pandas reign over mystical troves singing "Derpaderp!!" when they eat artichokes seasoned with chili peppers and bananas while carrying striped helmets under low conditions. They enjoy Gollum's stories as much as crazy trampolining golems eating chocolate. So David decided to pick up some poop for no specific purpose while he was farting.

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Re: The Neverending story!

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Llamas eat grass with spoons and sporks that seem very strange. Also, they punch someone in the face with wet sponges. They also like to steal monkey's tools because they can make wooden swords to kill each other with. Aiden is one of them. He is a really unusual because his pie tastes like socks dipped in lemonade. Sometimes cucumbers like pooping rainbows with birds that don't alphabetize correctly. One time there was alpacas, that would dance The Rick Roll and imitate a Brit while I tried swimming but carelessly stopped when the triceratops started face palming because I lost her face.

Suddenly a fluffy-demon jumped into my sandwich while sweating raspberries. Dancing with me under green skies are some egoistic skeletons holding broken lions, who ate my cranberry sauce and kidnapped the rainbow turkey fairy man, whose arms seem too big. When my gorilla decided to make fruit salad llamas, I tasered Chuck Norris with it. In my pajamas, underwater I ate corn dogs made of popcorn and Easter chocolate bunnies. Then I drunk balloon sized marshmallows with Extract Straws, and Freddie. So when Alden tried to make me spit it out i spit it on his face and then some lobster slapped me. It was very weird. Then small aliens apocalypse came to the beach and eat mangoes thus growing Dante's son Peeta a Katnisstongue.

After they shot JFK, an egg decided to fly right into my taco bell and my dragon ate the wolf who ate the Zanfan. So, Zanfan went goodbye and died. Aladin spazzed out in the city eating poison and drowns. Then kittens appear, glowing magnificently golden. This means only they can eat dogs who jump over lazy ponies and green small grapes. So when mermaids died the crapping Stopped but bunnies started Hopping across the rainbow towards the concession stand that called a guy named Diesel. After that they went to the library and tried to say something but couldn't kiss each Orange because they ate potato beans and onions before foxes could kill bananas and get married.

Suddenly, epic pears nommed foxesrule on her cute eye and then sprinkled cinnamon roses with taco shells and helped the epic pears in their conquest of world domination. They sang of mystical creatures, some killed striped idiots just danced like a crazy person but to be honest, they ate supercalifragalisticexpealadocious. Budgies ate creatures that frolic near smiley rainbows since the green cloud smelled like broccoli and cheese. Although the paper didn't know who should buy scary tools, it always helps. My pet dragon ate cows to show how he was brave. Many crazy pickles man stores with tools in boxes. This is why fairies nibble upon crunchy trolls shaped like fennec tacos foxes in England while Morgaln seemed sad because he lost her nose.

One time my dog sniffed snozzberry flavored puffy gooey foxes. Then he had written this crazy story about popcorn and a wolf who tried to sing lullaby's to [a] small child. This crazy toad loved eating apple mango smoothies while watching Office re-runs and licking Ice Blood; he liked sponges. But he hated the holes that annihilated Ducky's pancreas that didn't properly fit together. One of the flippers were mono filament cobwebs that used plastic surgery.

The crazy thing was Hellhounds ate pineapples and disco when Lady Gaga eats diamonds for underprivileged koalas that smoke hamster food and really should lay off running around everywhere. Running away like Italian plumbers who are afraid of their shadows and cooked cat with limes.

Whenever Gergia drew India it cried about cats and rain clouds. After the random sunshine was lost, blue heaven started running towards blue striped pajamas while dancing like maniac alpacas glittering with jewels and Edward Elric chewing gum.

When prince tabernacle survived the Capricorn killed bob for no reason, but skipped Jimmy because of the oncoming horde of child-beasts. So, my pet Golem tried eating mold. Why did the moon smile at me? Was it because curly horns coming out shined brighter?

Squeezing this purple people eater resulted in very warm tickle being quickly summoned -antidisestablishmentarianism ruled. There were several eagles hiding outside watching superciliously. Floccinaucinihilipilification yelled "Hallelujah!"and ran to fetch his green potatoes before rushing serendipitously into the igloo.

Aghast at penguin inside that was crawling across pudding, Terri was sneezing uncontrollably weirdly. However, Troy wanted yellow cookies before exploding into a thousand bits of pie. Betwixt all, the Bandersnatch sniggered creepily.

Pumpkins hate apples as much fun in Phantasmagoria loves the sweet cakes. They also bit skinny and slightly eat livers of spotted spiders, which are surprisingly tasty. Fast ones kiss your pancreas before they scratch out your yellow eyeballs. Slow humans dragged Simon to the graveyard because he smelled lemony.

Screaming, trolls ran away quickly since squirrels started jumping on a toadstool while brandishing sticks made everyone fart causing bob to sit on his pet Sloth, who just sat on a rocket waiting for something magical until a troll bit part of it.

Magically, making tequila, Terri the Bobsled had worn down his wooden ice machine. Terri felt the magical cupcake fire harden and ooze cupcakes. The nose on Bonquisha's umbrella started blinking rapidly. Terri cried out, "My sandwich! Bonquisha, my sandwich has been a monstrous crab!"

"How did that elephant fit in circular houses while beansprouts surrounded Simon? It's terribly cold today!" Thinking unlike the magical Merlin brand, he jumped into their bucket car peeling bananas. Simon was very injured from his incident with invisible penguins and decided squirrels were less juvenile than minions.

Baking ice cream with Troy, Mardigraz was under the roof sleeping. Suddenly, shattering feet skipped out from icy water, causing the zebras to sing "Hallelujah!" Mardigraz steadily made progress eating Popsicles. Purple globs bounced aimlessly in Troy's time-machine pet Hippocampus corral. The puppy Direwolf Bonobi decided yawning and then it screamed. Hurting bananas, Bonobi seeds the plants in the strange mulch filled with custard pudding.

Drinking pineapple slushies with green potatoes, Bonquisha does can-can sexually. Then Luke Skywalker vaporized some unbelievable piglets with huge appetites while every Wyvern sang like opera ladies. Drinking the mead voraciously, drunken iguanas sprinkled, when startled, spewed lava and molten caramel candies with nuts. Iguanas ate drunk ostriches with mead while writing plays on fantastic purple paper.

Ghostly kittens purr obscenities at night when evil minions dance the frenzied disco. Gergia rattled about strange hyenas vegetating before screaming about ridiculous spaghetti recipes. She slit shiny silver socks into the pot of pandas. Unicorns whirled around gleaming silverware, unaware that they dropped swords that were forged in platinum.

Ocean cabanas in Mexico, swimming suits are orange, purple and green when people dig deep into hidden mountains searching for magic crystals that transmogrify into unicorns wearing ties and swirled patterns on their squashed puddings.

Zebras always seemed mystified when jumping across muddy crocodiles. Always remembering your astronomy is radical thinking, because if weirdos decided Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis was acceptable although penguins squashed nuts quickly in the icy land surrounded kingdom boundaries.

Perhaps invisible glockenspiels polish shoes better with lemons but not limes. Witches often drink very strong potions to become awesome. Summer might cause witches to accidentally mix foaming meerkat tails with slippery giraffe horns. Wolves chewed on chocolate bunnies every few minutes... while jumping excitedly around golden cakes, creamy marzipan flow every few times around square jellybeans that causes confused elephants to squash small gnomes holding bananas between their orange stained war hammers.

Anxious wizards always believed witch's house are mythical because mysterious letters told monkeys that roses are black leopards secretly were thinking how squeamish bananas eat frozen yogurt when they trade melons with pizza. Dancing imps' serendipity caused wizards to celebrate the moon's iguanas, which caused weird rabbits to scribble stars into every computer hard drive.

Whenever hairy shoes jump on unsuspecting travelers, chocolate melts into giant tigers which ate all bunnies instead of nomming bows. Except a bison gored himself with a origami crane that flew crazily across a huge crater that summoned demonic roses into hells sky. The dragon lied about being innocent with the obese cow. They stopped running across sticky oceans of custard doughnuts, deciding lunatics bit them too softly to insult wild-eyed birds mothers.

They jumped to beat a pineapple sundae while writing a eulogy for useless ancient topography. Meanwhile an amnesiac Snorlax laid polka-dotted Cheetos in wild grasses sprinkled nasty juices on some far-away pieces of dry biscuits smeared with glowing mushroom shaped like triangles. So they jumped into swirling purple Kool-Aid, and transformed quickly into insidious pixies that demonically winked when they dared to cook smashed souls mixed with shrunken socks and huge candied pumpkins.

So the mutated aliens were mutants shaped as oblong lampposts topped with curlicue cheese smelling shoes, and when they smile to you they look grotesque. Elsewhere there should be more bright towels, folded neatly on the shelves. My towel danced across the ballroom doing the tango to a song that sounded like it was played backwards. Then the left ended angels interrupted by giving stilettos to the storm-troopers. This was particularly unusual as normally they order turnips but the eunuchs got it wrong that day so the entire googooplex was put up for sale at the auction house and afterwards everyone with a bandanna fled up the stairs and left the nightmares ringing bells in the darkened room.

Haunted memories stalk disturbed templars dressed like winged horses with sparkling matted feathers colored azure and shining hooves. They just couldn't eat cookies, they wanted blood. Swinging weird chains at everyone while shrieking about mangosteens.

Hoofed cowboys from Kansas quickly ride. But then ghostly phantoms strolled into the ballroom, sneezing and gleeking. They definitely needed glowing tissues, because something oozed quickly out onto the scratched rosewood strongbox and dripped on something wildly dancing in the wind. Unscrupulous scorpions scurried underneath cheese curls being very xenophobic while blasting hair. These Bananas need a scorpion flavored skin.

Stormclouds seem cuddly like furry schnozzes. Lightning exploded when a Wyvern crashed crazily into underwater volcanoes, jumped onto the roof of abandoned cars covered with speckled beans dripping water. Thunder echoed throughout the darkened sky as winds began howling and children played quietly.

They wished the Wyverns could canoodle through the flowering groves with spotted beetles eating scrumptious crunchy lettuce covered in pink, fluffy caterpillars dripping with many icy pieces of liquid lava.

Jumping jackrabbits with no shame wiggled out onto the sky's everlasting rolling winds, flying as if they could challenge any bird to a fantastic race although the spiders were certainly quite enthusiastic about the screaming grapes that were drenched in chocolate. Magistream seemed to be covered with eggs mixed with magical potions which transforms everything it touches into chicken-wings.

Squirrels swarm sweet flowers when sunny satyrs ran through creamy pudding, waiting for butterflies cocoons that seemed irrelevant to their overall mission to secure jacks, tires, and butter flavored books. Warthogs like dirty smelly almonds wrapped in yellow pancakes, covered over with Sanus and omelets from Saturn.

Saturday's weather seemed unusually windy, cloudy, damp and green. Some gnomes decided expensive umbrellas were stylish.

Unhappily, they trotted into town to post letters to the Krakens about the party. They hadn't heard anything by the following week so sent balloons up with some signals. The one legged octopus found them and sent the with chocolates to the reindeer who led the Krakens to the party. It was all fun and games until one dreadful moment when mean apples hooked on long arrows hurled corn dogs at onlookers. The next bad egg broke when a meteorite slammed onto pink mailboxes causing explosions in sorting offices which caused letters to pinwheel out onto wet pamphlets and books.

Suddenly hairy snakes crashed into purple tissues which disintegrated magically. After haunted fur-balls ate platinum watermelons, they dragged bodies over to Canada, where syrup rules. Popcorn popped while yogurt was skipping happily pooping.

Rainbows left bottles filled with unhappy souls after thunderstorms next disturbed the weird gooseberries sometime during summer solstice. The waning moons burn werewolves into the abyss by singing mournful hymns when they were sleeping. Excitedly, the werewolves laughed while the hideous gingers danced to joyful tunes played by brownies that were iced with gumballs.

Blue tablecloths attacked the mayor after he and Superman flew away. Giants ate strawberry laces attached to the simply divine chocolate truffles.

Water can explode into a thousand oranges. However, grape juice instead explodes magnificently once it has broken your glass potatoes. They seem pointless because they always destroy themselves. It was terribly beautiful when Omar Sharif shelves broke themselves. Grunting, a huge scorpion lifted gyrating gymnasts while skinny men skied over melted snow whistling merry tunes.

When babies scream so loud that eggs are shaking, the Rastafarian's are high! However, bubbling DNA doesn't know about squashed amoeba. It has been huge to dwarfs who don't live under the tree. Sweating, angry cereal are spitting vomit. A cold place in south Loopyland was insanely cold.

Hopping vampires vomit small and oddly shaped presents into the never ending treacle fudge wells. So after flying over there on broomsticks they go to take out a circular ring of cheese burgers. When mice yelled at honey bees because of mushy corn dogs, they are considered inedible.

Meanwhile, the llamas said rather weird ideas didn't have information needed for the scratchy record that shouldn't play such psychedelia when suddenly a wild flaming bird slammed into the trainer's glasses whilst rabbits saw them switch sideways.

Fireworks continuously flew across large, open the funny door. Humid greenhouses were organizing flowers with talking heads that ate marshmallows and funny Panda bears squeezed oranges, dancing the waltz. However, watery kelpies fried black-eyed peas topped with chairs.

Squirrels read in fuzzy slippers while dancing. He (the Squirrel King) exploded because squeamish children threw up their dinner all over Auntie Georgiania's fluffy cat. Melting from the heat, the cat laugh at those psychotic mongeese named under a disguised mustache. Then frozen yogurt cupcakes were unusually served like standing frogs covered with hot fudge cream.

The moon hid behind smiles although the exhausted musician wanted unicorns dressed in striped tutus. Hot cyclists drank icy Chinese soup from a cup with colourful straws while the court jesters ran through a door into the wet sewers, screeching when the hideous holes opened, revealing daleks.

Squashed chickens poop giggles. Many of the chickens farted, the roosters barfed. Moving sideways, kangaroos twisted and knotted faded photographs and tore off chunks of heated muscles. Meanwhile, a titanic, unruly sheep brothel was plotting how to swim like a possessed monkey dressed in rainbow shorts, a fountain made of curdled strawberries and chocolate smoothies.

Hot weather made armadillos flip its ears to its neighbors so they would knit colorful scarves precisely for old penguins so that they could drink lukewarm bat blood. When Grandpa farted, he wiggled some crazy looking dolls and managed to freeze some flattened egg rolls, drank acid diluted with ice, and munched them.

Running chipmunks jumped over lazy pandas that were snoozing upon cozy arms covered with squishy cats, tough thoughts filled with evil curtains. Sweet chocolate was stolen from Mr.Potato, spicy piranhas chewed on bouncy chunks of barf-colored marshmallows. The tasty seashells were salty as heck and were definitely evil smelling; they were also powered by unusual smell that made one's eyes melt like caramel bunnies that hop over on speeding race cars. Then, monkeys crafted neon tetras while the elephants sang beautifully in rainforest scenery.

Pizza tastes strangely bitter despite the tomatoes being perfectly normal. But, then ghosts float in the swamps with dead bodies and moldy wolves while unnatural howls break crystal necklaces and cut flowers. Some pizzas are meant to feed penguins because snakes can't make cookies since they lack wings.

Leaves scatter wildly in the classroom while demons crept in sideways along glowing lights chanting somber curses. They haunt schools that are empty, and cobwebs are creepy with dusty dementors. Dragons start their devious kidnapping by eating squirming souls as appetizers and making buttered crumpets. They kidnap puppies with vans and candy floss by catching flying squirrels. The schoolchildren gasp at the scary stories told by grump elders - unaware of unseen fairies tossing out candy. Dinosaurs run by tractors, and pumpkins evolve so evil bunnies can gnaw their meat and alchemize candy. Toilets are repulsive but useful.

Costumed flying clowns joined a flock of Canada Geese heading towards Moscow for the Winter Olympics. They screeched at unsuspecting attendees who ran and jumped over, rolling like snowballs on a frozen cliff before melting. They don't need any cheese to feed the zombie groups, and humans aren't rational enough because sanity affected their brains. The clowns killed all of the people that danced because their hats weren't silly.

Extremely confused manatees swam frantically towards Atlantis. They knew many jokes that weren't even amusing, but still elephants wanted more. Aardvarks are hidden inside wobbly, musty golf carts that wouldn't float on water because early glaciers slowly melted from scalding bee soup.

Burning apricots jump across the fiery chasm filled with gooey marshmallows topped with chocolate covered pumpkins that spit equally disgusting larva. They drank frosty mugs of fizzy sour syrup. Then, apricots squashed the green crystals owned seemingly by Master Chef, the King of Questionable Skills Pertaining to the unusual assortment of eggnog. He smashed the container without thinking, causing giant cookies to squirm.

So, traveling prophets searched the red satchel, hunting desperately for candy floss. Green cockatrices called their family looking for books. The magician decided to swim in the mud, oblivious to the gigantic cookies that threatened tiny, loveable bunnies. The gargoyle evilly starred in disbelief at Yoda, worried that he might find hideous cabinets running. Of dark intentions, gummibears scratched with scars caused by unscrupulous fisticuffs started when fighting direcores pushed some unsuspecting geezer into the dumpster. That stirred some icy confrontations fueled by a hunger for justice, so the vigilante decided to boil their small intestines with molten lava.

Anyways, snow possums observed sedated travelers trying to act like chickens in rubber coated pants and screeching. Scorched, dehydrated, and crazy looking, they trudged through icy slush wearing only sheer clothes.

Cooking can make you wonder why salt adds flavor to recipes while spices add spice. Boiling soup can potentially cause someone to want antelopes. Frozen artichokes taste amazing with mango dipped socks because Pikachu is molting and hates terrible coffee.

Speckled pandas reign over mystical troves singing "Derpaderp!!" when they eat artichokes seasoned with chili peppers and bananas while carrying striped helmets under low conditions. They enjoy Gollum's stories as much as crazy trampolining golems eating chocolate. So David decided to pick up some poop for no specific purpose while he was farting.

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Llamas eat grass with spoons and sporks that seem very strange. Also, they punch someone in the face with wet sponges. They also like to steal monkey's tools because they can make wooden swords to kill each other with. Aiden is one of them. He is a really unusual because his pie tastes like socks dipped in lemonade. Sometimes cucumbers like pooping rainbows with birds that don't alphabetize correctly. One time there was alpacas, that would dance The Rick Roll and imitate a Brit while I tried swimming but carelessly stopped when the triceratops started face palming because I lost her face.

Suddenly a fluffy-demon jumped into my sandwich while sweating raspberries. Dancing with me under green skies are some egoistic skeletons holding broken lions, who ate my cranberry sauce and kidnapped the rainbow turkey fairy man, whose arms seem too big. When my gorilla decided to make fruit salad llamas, I tasered Chuck Norris with it. In my pajamas, underwater I ate corn dogs made of popcorn and Easter chocolate bunnies. Then I drunk balloon sized marshmallows with Extract Straws, and Freddie. So when Alden tried to make me spit it out i spit it on his face and then some lobster slapped me. It was very weird. Then small aliens apocalypse came to the beach and eat mangoes thus growing Dante's son Peeta a Katnisstongue.

After they shot JFK, an egg decided to fly right into my taco bell and my dragon ate the wolf who ate the Zanfan. So, Zanfan went goodbye and died. Aladin spazzed out in the city eating poison and drowns. Then kittens appear, glowing magnificently golden. This means only they can eat dogs who jump over lazy ponies and green small grapes. So when mermaids died the crapping Stopped but bunnies started Hopping across the rainbow towards the concession stand that called a guy named Diesel. After that they went to the library and tried to say something but couldn't kiss each Orange because they ate potato beans and onions before foxes could kill bananas and get married.

Suddenly, epic pears nommed foxesrule on her cute eye and then sprinkled cinnamon roses with taco shells and helped the epic pears in their conquest of world domination. They sang of mystical creatures, some killed striped idiots just danced like a crazy person but to be honest, they ate supercalifragalisticexpealadocious. Budgies ate creatures that frolic near smiley rainbows since the green cloud smelled like broccoli and cheese. Although the paper didn't know who should buy scary tools, it always helps. My pet dragon ate cows to show how he was brave. Many crazy pickles man stores with tools in boxes. This is why fairies nibble upon crunchy trolls shaped like fennec tacos foxes in England while Morgaln seemed sad because he lost her nose.

One time my dog sniffed snozzberry flavored puffy gooey foxes. Then he had written this crazy story about popcorn and a wolf who tried to sing lullaby's to [a] small child. This crazy toad loved eating apple mango smoothies while watching Office re-runs and licking Ice Blood; he liked sponges. But he hated the holes that annihilated Ducky's pancreas that didn't properly fit together. One of the flippers were mono filament cobwebs that used plastic surgery.

The crazy thing was Hellhounds ate pineapples and disco when Lady Gaga eats diamonds for underprivileged koalas that smoke hamster food and really should lay off running around everywhere. Running away like Italian plumbers who are afraid of their shadows and cooked cat with limes.

Whenever Gergia drew India it cried about cats and rain clouds. After the random sunshine was lost, blue heaven started running towards blue striped pajamas while dancing like maniac alpacas glittering with jewels and Edward Elric chewing gum.

When prince tabernacle survived the Capricorn killed bob for no reason, but skipped Jimmy because of the oncoming horde of child-beasts. So, my pet Golem tried eating mold. Why did the moon smile at me? Was it because curly horns coming out shined brighter?

Squeezing this purple people eater resulted in very warm tickle being quickly summoned -antidisestablishmentarianism ruled. There were several eagles hiding outside watching superciliously. Floccinaucinihilipilification yelled "Hallelujah!"and ran to fetch his green potatoes before rushing serendipitously into the igloo.

Aghast at penguin inside that was crawling across pudding, Terri was sneezing uncontrollably weirdly. However, Troy wanted yellow cookies before exploding into a thousand bits of pie. Betwixt all, the Bandersnatch sniggered creepily.

Pumpkins hate apples as much fun in Phantasmagoria loves the sweet cakes. They also bit skinny and slightly eat livers of spotted spiders, which are surprisingly tasty. Fast ones kiss your pancreas before they scratch out your yellow eyeballs. Slow humans dragged Simon to the graveyard because he smelled lemony.

Screaming, trolls ran away quickly since squirrels started jumping on a toadstool while brandishing sticks made everyone fart causing bob to sit on his pet Sloth, who just sat on a rocket waiting for something magical until a troll bit part of it.

Magically, making tequila, Terri the Bobsled had worn down his wooden ice machine. Terri felt the magical cupcake fire harden and ooze cupcakes. The nose on Bonquisha's umbrella started blinking rapidly. Terri cried out, "My sandwich! Bonquisha, my sandwich has been a monstrous crab!"

"How did that elephant fit in circular houses while beansprouts surrounded Simon? It's terribly cold today!" Thinking unlike the magical Merlin brand, he jumped into their bucket car peeling bananas. Simon was very injured from his incident with invisible penguins and decided squirrels were less juvenile than minions.

Baking ice cream with Troy, Mardigraz was under the roof sleeping. Suddenly, shattering feet skipped out from icy water, causing the zebras to sing "Hallelujah!" Mardigraz steadily made progress eating Popsicles. Purple globs bounced aimlessly in Troy's time-machine pet Hippocampus corral. The puppy Direwolf Bonobi decided yawning and then it screamed. Hurting bananas, Bonobi seeds the plants in the strange mulch filled with custard pudding.

Drinking pineapple slushies with green potatoes, Bonquisha does can-can sexually. Then Luke Skywalker vaporized some unbelievable piglets with huge appetites while every Wyvern sang like opera ladies. Drinking the mead voraciously, drunken iguanas sprinkled, when startled, spewed lava and molten caramel candies with nuts. Iguanas ate drunk ostriches with mead while writing plays on fantastic purple paper.

Ghostly kittens purr obscenities at night when evil minions dance the frenzied disco. Gergia rattled about strange hyenas vegetating before screaming about ridiculous spaghetti recipes. She slit shiny silver socks into the pot of pandas. Unicorns whirled around gleaming silverware, unaware that they dropped swords that were forged in platinum.

Ocean cabanas in Mexico, swimming suits are orange, purple and green when people dig deep into hidden mountains searching for magic crystals that transmogrify into unicorns wearing ties and swirled patterns on their squashed puddings.

Zebras always seemed mystified when jumping across muddy crocodiles. Always remembering your astronomy is radical thinking, because if weirdos decided Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis was acceptable although penguins squashed nuts quickly in the icy land surrounded kingdom boundaries.

Perhaps invisible glockenspiels polish shoes better with lemons but not limes. Witches often drink very strong potions to become awesome. Summer might cause witches to accidentally mix foaming meerkat tails with slippery giraffe horns. Wolves chewed on chocolate bunnies every few minutes... while jumping excitedly around golden cakes, creamy marzipan flow every few times around square jellybeans that causes confused elephants to squash small gnomes holding bananas between their orange stained war hammers.

Anxious wizards always believed witch's house are mythical because mysterious letters told monkeys that roses are black leopards secretly were thinking how squeamish bananas eat frozen yogurt when they trade melons with pizza. Dancing imps' serendipity caused wizards to celebrate the moon's iguanas, which caused weird rabbits to scribble stars into every computer hard drive.

Whenever hairy shoes jump on unsuspecting travelers, chocolate melts into giant tigers which ate all bunnies instead of nomming bows. Except a bison gored himself with a origami crane that flew crazily across a huge crater that summoned demonic roses into hells sky. The dragon lied about being innocent with the obese cow. They stopped running across sticky oceans of custard doughnuts, deciding lunatics bit them too softly to insult wild-eyed birds mothers.

They jumped to beat a pineapple sundae while writing a eulogy for useless ancient topography. Meanwhile an amnesiac Snorlax laid polka-dotted Cheetos in wild grasses sprinkled nasty juices on some far-away pieces of dry biscuits smeared with glowing mushroom shaped like triangles. So they jumped into swirling purple Kool-Aid, and transformed quickly into insidious pixies that demonically winked when they dared to cook smashed souls mixed with shrunken socks and huge candied pumpkins.

So the mutated aliens were mutants shaped as oblong lampposts topped with curlicue cheese smelling shoes, and when they smile to you they look grotesque. Elsewhere there should be more bright towels, folded neatly on the shelves. My towel danced across the ballroom doing the tango to a song that sounded like it was played backwards. Then the left ended angels interrupted by giving stilettos to the storm-troopers. This was particularly unusual as normally they order turnips but the eunuchs got it wrong that day so the entire googooplex was put up for sale at the auction house and afterwards everyone with a bandanna fled up the stairs and left the nightmares ringing bells in the darkened room.

Haunted memories stalk disturbed templars dressed like winged horses with sparkling matted feathers colored azure and shining hooves. They just couldn't eat cookies, they wanted blood. Swinging weird chains at everyone while shrieking about mangosteens.

Hoofed cowboys from Kansas quickly ride. But then ghostly phantoms strolled into the ballroom, sneezing and gleeking. They definitely needed glowing tissues, because something oozed quickly out onto the scratched rosewood strongbox and dripped on something wildly dancing in the wind. Unscrupulous scorpions scurried underneath cheese curls being very xenophobic while blasting hair. These Bananas need a scorpion flavored skin.

Stormclouds seem cuddly like furry schnozzes. Lightning exploded when a Wyvern crashed crazily into underwater volcanoes, jumped onto the roof of abandoned cars covered with speckled beans dripping water. Thunder echoed throughout the darkened sky as winds began howling and children played quietly.

They wished the Wyverns could canoodle through the flowering groves with spotted beetles eating scrumptious crunchy lettuce covered in pink, fluffy caterpillars dripping with many icy pieces of liquid lava.

Jumping jackrabbits with no shame wiggled out onto the sky's everlasting rolling winds, flying as if they could challenge any bird to a fantastic race although the spiders were certainly quite enthusiastic about the screaming grapes that were drenched in chocolate. Magistream seemed to be covered with eggs mixed with magical potions which transforms everything it touches into chicken-wings.

Squirrels swarm sweet flowers when sunny satyrs ran through creamy pudding, waiting for butterflies cocoons that seemed irrelevant to their overall mission to secure jacks, tires, and butter flavored books. Warthogs like dirty smelly almonds wrapped in yellow pancakes, covered over with Sanus and omelets from Saturn.

Saturday's weather seemed unusually windy, cloudy, damp and green. Some gnomes decided expensive umbrellas were stylish.

Unhappily, they trotted into town to post letters to the Krakens about the party. They hadn't heard anything by the following week so sent balloons up with some signals. The one legged octopus found them and sent the with chocolates to the reindeer who led the Krakens to the party. It was all fun and games until one dreadful moment when mean apples hooked on long arrows hurled corn dogs at onlookers. The next bad egg broke when a meteorite slammed onto pink mailboxes causing explosions in sorting offices which caused letters to pinwheel out onto wet pamphlets and books.

Suddenly hairy snakes crashed into purple tissues which disintegrated magically. After haunted fur-balls ate platinum watermelons, they dragged bodies over to Canada, where syrup rules. Popcorn popped while yogurt was skipping happily pooping.

Rainbows left bottles filled with unhappy souls after thunderstorms next disturbed the weird gooseberries sometime during summer solstice. The waning moons burn werewolves into the abyss by singing mournful hymns when they were sleeping. Excitedly, the werewolves laughed while the hideous gingers danced to joyful tunes played by brownies that were iced with gumballs.

Blue tablecloths attacked the mayor after he and Superman flew away. Giants ate strawberry laces attached to the simply divine chocolate truffles.

Water can explode into a thousand oranges. However, grape juice instead explodes magnificently once it has broken your glass potatoes. They seem pointless because they always destroy themselves. It was terribly beautiful when Omar Sharif shelves broke themselves. Grunting, a huge scorpion lifted gyrating gymnasts while skinny men skied over melted snow whistling merry tunes.

When babies scream so loud that eggs are shaking, the Rastafarian's are high! However, bubbling DNA doesn't know about squashed amoeba. It has been huge to dwarfs who don't live under the tree. Sweating, angry cereal are spitting vomit. A cold place in south Loopyland was insanely cold.

Hopping vampires vomit small and oddly shaped presents into the never ending treacle fudge wells. So after flying over there on broomsticks they go to take out a circular ring of cheese burgers. When mice yelled at honey bees because of mushy corn dogs, they are considered inedible.

Meanwhile, the llamas said rather weird ideas didn't have information needed for the scratchy record that shouldn't play such psychedelia when suddenly a wild flaming bird slammed into the trainer's glasses whilst rabbits saw them switch sideways.

Fireworks continuously flew across large, open the funny door. Humid greenhouses were organizing flowers with talking heads that ate marshmallows and funny Panda bears squeezed oranges, dancing the waltz. However, watery kelpies fried black-eyed peas topped with chairs.

Squirrels read in fuzzy slippers while dancing. He (the Squirrel King) exploded because squeamish children threw up their dinner all over Auntie Georgiania's fluffy cat. Melting from the heat, the cat laugh at those psychotic mongeese named under a disguised mustache. Then frozen yogurt cupcakes were unusually served like standing frogs covered with hot fudge cream.

The moon hid behind smiles although the exhausted musician wanted unicorns dressed in striped tutus. Hot cyclists drank icy Chinese soup from a cup with colourful straws while the court jesters ran through a door into the wet sewers, screeching when the hideous holes opened, revealing daleks.

Squashed chickens poop giggles. Many of the chickens farted, the roosters barfed. Moving sideways, kangaroos twisted and knotted faded photographs and tore off chunks of heated muscles. Meanwhile, a titanic, unruly sheep brothel was plotting how to swim like a possessed monkey dressed in rainbow shorts, a fountain made of curdled strawberries and chocolate smoothies.

Hot weather made armadillos flip its ears to its neighbors so they would knit colorful scarves precisely for old penguins so that they could drink lukewarm bat blood. When Grandpa farted, he wiggled some crazy looking dolls and managed to freeze some flattened egg rolls, drank acid diluted with ice, and munched them.

Running chipmunks jumped over lazy pandas that were snoozing upon cozy arms covered with squishy cats, tough thoughts filled with evil curtains. Sweet chocolate was stolen from Mr.Potato, spicy piranhas chewed on bouncy chunks of barf-colored marshmallows. The tasty seashells were salty as heck and were definitely evil smelling; they were also powered by unusual smell that made one's eyes melt like caramel bunnies that hop over on speeding race cars. Then, monkeys crafted neon tetras while the elephants sang beautifully in rainforest scenery.

Pizza tastes strangely bitter despite the tomatoes being perfectly normal. But, then ghosts float in the swamps with dead bodies and moldy wolves while unnatural howls break crystal necklaces and cut flowers. Some pizzas are meant to feed penguins because snakes can't make cookies since they lack wings.

Leaves scatter wildly in the classroom while demons crept in sideways along glowing lights chanting somber curses. They haunt schools that are empty, and cobwebs are creepy with dusty dementors. Dragons start their devious kidnapping by eating squirming souls as appetizers and making buttered crumpets. They kidnap puppies with vans and candy floss by catching flying squirrels. The schoolchildren gasp at the scary stories told by grump elders - unaware of unseen fairies tossing out candy. Dinosaurs run by tractors, and pumpkins evolve so evil bunnies can gnaw their meat and alchemize candy. Toilets are repulsive but useful.

Costumed flying clowns joined a flock of Canada Geese heading towards Moscow for the Winter Olympics. They screeched at unsuspecting attendees who ran and jumped over, rolling like snowballs on a frozen cliff before melting. They don't need any cheese to feed the zombie groups, and humans aren't rational enough because sanity affected their brains. The clowns killed all of the people that danced because their hats weren't silly.

Extremely confused manatees swam frantically towards Atlantis. They knew many jokes that weren't even amusing, but still elephants wanted more. Aardvarks are hidden inside wobbly, musty golf carts that wouldn't float on water because early glaciers slowly melted from scalding bee soup.

Burning apricots jump across the fiery chasm filled with gooey marshmallows topped with chocolate covered pumpkins that spit equally disgusting larva. They drank frosty mugs of fizzy sour syrup. Then, apricots squashed the green crystals owned seemingly by Master Chef, the King of Questionable Skills Pertaining to the unusual assortment of eggnog. He smashed the container without thinking, causing giant cookies to squirm.

So, traveling prophets searched the red satchel, hunting desperately for candy floss. Green cockatrices called their family looking for books. The magician decided to swim in the mud, oblivious to the gigantic cookies that threatened tiny, loveable bunnies. The gargoyle evilly starred in disbelief at Yoda, worried that he might find hideous cabinets running. Of dark intentions, gummibears scratched with scars caused by unscrupulous fisticuffs started when fighting direcores pushed some unsuspecting geezer into the dumpster. That stirred some icy confrontations fueled by a hunger for justice, so the vigilante decided to boil their small intestines with molten lava.

Anyways, snow possums observed sedated travelers trying to act like chickens in rubber coated pants and screeching. Scorched, dehydrated, and crazy looking, they trudged through icy slush wearing only sheer clothes.

Cooking can make you wonder why salt adds flavor to recipes while spices add spice. Boiling soup can potentially cause someone to want antelopes. Frozen artichokes taste amazing with mango dipped socks because Pikachu is molting and hates terrible coffee.

Speckled pandas reign over mystical troves singing "Derpaderp!!" when they eat artichokes seasoned with chili peppers and bananas while carrying striped helmets under low conditions. They enjoy Gollum's stories as much as crazy trampolining golems eating chocolate. So David decided to pick up some poop for no specific purpose while he was farting.

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Re: The Neverending story!

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Llamas eat grass with spoons and sporks that seem very strange. Also, they punch someone in the face with wet sponges. They also like to steal monkey's tools because they can make wooden swords to kill each other with. Aiden is one of them. He is a really unusual because his pie tastes like socks dipped in lemonade. Sometimes cucumbers like pooping rainbows with birds that don't alphabetize correctly. One time there was alpacas, that would dance The Rick Roll and imitate a Brit while I tried swimming but carelessly stopped when the triceratops started face palming because I lost her face.

Suddenly a fluffy-demon jumped into my sandwich while sweating raspberries. Dancing with me under green skies are some egoistic skeletons holding broken lions, who ate my cranberry sauce and kidnapped the rainbow turkey fairy man, whose arms seem too big. When my gorilla decided to make fruit salad llamas, I tasered Chuck Norris with it. In my pajamas, underwater I ate corn dogs made of popcorn and Easter chocolate bunnies. Then I drunk balloon sized marshmallows with Extract Straws, and Freddie. So when Alden tried to make me spit it out i spit it on his face and then some lobster slapped me. It was very weird. Then small aliens apocalypse came to the beach and eat mangoes thus growing Dante's son Peeta a Katnisstongue.

After they shot JFK, an egg decided to fly right into my taco bell and my dragon ate the wolf who ate the Zanfan. So, Zanfan went goodbye and died. Aladin spazzed out in the city eating poison and drowns. Then kittens appear, glowing magnificently golden. This means only they can eat dogs who jump over lazy ponies and green small grapes. So when mermaids died the crapping Stopped but bunnies started Hopping across the rainbow towards the concession stand that called a guy named Diesel. After that they went to the library and tried to say something but couldn't kiss each Orange because they ate potato beans and onions before foxes could kill bananas and get married.

Suddenly, epic pears nommed foxesrule on her cute eye and then sprinkled cinnamon roses with taco shells and helped the epic pears in their conquest of world domination. They sang of mystical creatures, some killed striped idiots just danced like a crazy person but to be honest, they ate supercalifragalisticexpealadocious. Budgies ate creatures that frolic near smiley rainbows since the green cloud smelled like broccoli and cheese. Although the paper didn't know who should buy scary tools, it always helps. My pet dragon ate cows to show how he was brave. Many crazy pickles man stores with tools in boxes. This is why fairies nibble upon crunchy trolls shaped like fennec tacos foxes in England while Morgaln seemed sad because he lost her nose.

One time my dog sniffed snozzberry flavored puffy gooey foxes. Then he had written this crazy story about popcorn and a wolf who tried to sing lullaby's to [a] small child. This crazy toad loved eating apple mango smoothies while watching Office re-runs and licking Ice Blood; he liked sponges. But he hated the holes that annihilated Ducky's pancreas that didn't properly fit together. One of the flippers were mono filament cobwebs that used plastic surgery.

The crazy thing was Hellhounds ate pineapples and disco when Lady Gaga eats diamonds for underprivileged koalas that smoke hamster food and really should lay off running around everywhere. Running away like Italian plumbers who are afraid of their shadows and cooked cat with limes.

Whenever Gergia drew India it cried about cats and rain clouds. After the random sunshine was lost, blue heaven started running towards blue striped pajamas while dancing like maniac alpacas glittering with jewels and Edward Elric chewing gum.

When prince tabernacle survived the Capricorn killed bob for no reason, but skipped Jimmy because of the oncoming horde of child-beasts. So, my pet Golem tried eating mold. Why did the moon smile at me? Was it because curly horns coming out shined brighter?

Squeezing this purple people eater resulted in very warm tickle being quickly summoned -antidisestablishmentarianism ruled. There were several eagles hiding outside watching superciliously. Floccinaucinihilipilification yelled "Hallelujah!"and ran to fetch his green potatoes before rushing serendipitously into the igloo.

Aghast at penguin inside that was crawling across pudding, Terri was sneezing uncontrollably weirdly. However, Troy wanted yellow cookies before exploding into a thousand bits of pie. Betwixt all, the Bandersnatch sniggered creepily.

Pumpkins hate apples as much fun in Phantasmagoria loves the sweet cakes. They also bit skinny and slightly eat livers of spotted spiders, which are surprisingly tasty. Fast ones kiss your pancreas before they scratch out your yellow eyeballs. Slow humans dragged Simon to the graveyard because he smelled lemony.

Screaming, trolls ran away quickly since squirrels started jumping on a toadstool while brandishing sticks made everyone fart causing bob to sit on his pet Sloth, who just sat on a rocket waiting for something magical until a troll bit part of it.

Magically, making tequila, Terri the Bobsled had worn down his wooden ice machine. Terri felt the magical cupcake fire harden and ooze cupcakes. The nose on Bonquisha's umbrella started blinking rapidly. Terri cried out, "My sandwich! Bonquisha, my sandwich has been a monstrous crab!"

"How did that elephant fit in circular houses while beansprouts surrounded Simon? It's terribly cold today!" Thinking unlike the magical Merlin brand, he jumped into their bucket car peeling bananas. Simon was very injured from his incident with invisible penguins and decided squirrels were less juvenile than minions.

Baking ice cream with Troy, Mardigraz was under the roof sleeping. Suddenly, shattering feet skipped out from icy water, causing the zebras to sing "Hallelujah!" Mardigraz steadily made progress eating Popsicles. Purple globs bounced aimlessly in Troy's time-machine pet Hippocampus corral. The puppy Direwolf Bonobi decided yawning and then it screamed. Hurting bananas, Bonobi seeds the plants in the strange mulch filled with custard pudding.

Drinking pineapple slushies with green potatoes, Bonquisha does can-can sexually. Then Luke Skywalker vaporized some unbelievable piglets with huge appetites while every Wyvern sang like opera ladies. Drinking the mead voraciously, drunken iguanas sprinkled, when startled, spewed lava and molten caramel candies with nuts. Iguanas ate drunk ostriches with mead while writing plays on fantastic purple paper.

Ghostly kittens purr obscenities at night when evil minions dance the frenzied disco. Gergia rattled about strange hyenas vegetating before screaming about ridiculous spaghetti recipes. She slit shiny silver socks into the pot of pandas. Unicorns whirled around gleaming silverware, unaware that they dropped swords that were forged in platinum.

Ocean cabanas in Mexico, swimming suits are orange, purple and green when people dig deep into hidden mountains searching for magic crystals that transmogrify into unicorns wearing ties and swirled patterns on their squashed puddings.

Zebras always seemed mystified when jumping across muddy crocodiles. Always remembering your astronomy is radical thinking, because if weirdos decided Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis was acceptable although penguins squashed nuts quickly in the icy land surrounded kingdom boundaries.

Perhaps invisible glockenspiels polish shoes better with lemons but not limes. Witches often drink very strong potions to become awesome. Summer might cause witches to accidentally mix foaming meerkat tails with slippery giraffe horns. Wolves chewed on chocolate bunnies every few minutes... while jumping excitedly around golden cakes, creamy marzipan flow every few times around square jellybeans that causes confused elephants to squash small gnomes holding bananas between their orange stained war hammers.

Anxious wizards always believed witch's house are mythical because mysterious letters told monkeys that roses are black leopards secretly were thinking how squeamish bananas eat frozen yogurt when they trade melons with pizza. Dancing imps' serendipity caused wizards to celebrate the moon's iguanas, which caused weird rabbits to scribble stars into every computer hard drive.

Whenever hairy shoes jump on unsuspecting travelers, chocolate melts into giant tigers which ate all bunnies instead of nomming bows. Except a bison gored himself with a origami crane that flew crazily across a huge crater that summoned demonic roses into hells sky. The dragon lied about being innocent with the obese cow. They stopped running across sticky oceans of custard doughnuts, deciding lunatics bit them too softly to insult wild-eyed birds mothers.

They jumped to beat a pineapple sundae while writing a eulogy for useless ancient topography. Meanwhile an amnesiac Snorlax laid polka-dotted Cheetos in wild grasses sprinkled nasty juices on some far-away pieces of dry biscuits smeared with glowing mushroom shaped like triangles. So they jumped into swirling purple Kool-Aid, and transformed quickly into insidious pixies that demonically winked when they dared to cook smashed souls mixed with shrunken socks and huge candied pumpkins.

So the mutated aliens were mutants shaped as oblong lampposts topped with curlicue cheese smelling shoes, and when they smile to you they look grotesque. Elsewhere there should be more bright towels, folded neatly on the shelves. My towel danced across the ballroom doing the tango to a song that sounded like it was played backwards. Then the left ended angels interrupted by giving stilettos to the storm-troopers. This was particularly unusual as normally they order turnips but the eunuchs got it wrong that day so the entire googooplex was put up for sale at the auction house and afterwards everyone with a bandanna fled up the stairs and left the nightmares ringing bells in the darkened room.

Haunted memories stalk disturbed templars dressed like winged horses with sparkling matted feathers colored azure and shining hooves. They just couldn't eat cookies, they wanted blood. Swinging weird chains at everyone while shrieking about mangosteens.

Hoofed cowboys from Kansas quickly ride. But then ghostly phantoms strolled into the ballroom, sneezing and gleeking. They definitely needed glowing tissues, because something oozed quickly out onto the scratched rosewood strongbox and dripped on something wildly dancing in the wind. Unscrupulous scorpions scurried underneath cheese curls being very xenophobic while blasting hair. These Bananas need a scorpion flavored skin.

Stormclouds seem cuddly like furry schnozzes. Lightning exploded when a Wyvern crashed crazily into underwater volcanoes, jumped onto the roof of abandoned cars covered with speckled beans dripping water. Thunder echoed throughout the darkened sky as winds began howling and children played quietly.

They wished the Wyverns could canoodle through the flowering groves with spotted beetles eating scrumptious crunchy lettuce covered in pink, fluffy caterpillars dripping with many icy pieces of liquid lava.

Jumping jackrabbits with no shame wiggled out onto the sky's everlasting rolling winds, flying as if they could challenge any bird to a fantastic race although the spiders were certainly quite enthusiastic about the screaming grapes that were drenched in chocolate. Magistream seemed to be covered with eggs mixed with magical potions which transforms everything it touches into chicken-wings.

Squirrels swarm sweet flowers when sunny satyrs ran through creamy pudding, waiting for butterflies cocoons that seemed irrelevant to their overall mission to secure jacks, tires, and butter flavored books. Warthogs like dirty smelly almonds wrapped in yellow pancakes, covered over with Sanus and omelets from Saturn.

Saturday's weather seemed unusually windy, cloudy, damp and green. Some gnomes decided expensive umbrellas were stylish.

Unhappily, they trotted into town to post letters to the Krakens about the party. They hadn't heard anything by the following week so sent balloons up with some signals. The one legged octopus found them and sent the with chocolates to the reindeer who led the Krakens to the party. It was all fun and games until one dreadful moment when mean apples hooked on long arrows hurled corn dogs at onlookers. The next bad egg broke when a meteorite slammed onto pink mailboxes causing explosions in sorting offices which caused letters to pinwheel out onto wet pamphlets and books.

Suddenly hairy snakes crashed into purple tissues which disintegrated magically. After haunted fur-balls ate platinum watermelons, they dragged bodies over to Canada, where syrup rules. Popcorn popped while yogurt was skipping happily pooping.

Rainbows left bottles filled with unhappy souls after thunderstorms next disturbed the weird gooseberries sometime during summer solstice. The waning moons burn werewolves into the abyss by singing mournful hymns when they were sleeping. Excitedly, the werewolves laughed while the hideous gingers danced to joyful tunes played by brownies that were iced with gumballs.

Blue tablecloths attacked the mayor after he and Superman flew away. Giants ate strawberry laces attached to the simply divine chocolate truffles.

Water can explode into a thousand oranges. However, grape juice instead explodes magnificently once it has broken your glass potatoes. They seem pointless because they always destroy themselves. It was terribly beautiful when Omar Sharif shelves broke themselves. Grunting, a huge scorpion lifted gyrating gymnasts while skinny men skied over melted snow whistling merry tunes.

When babies scream so loud that eggs are shaking, the Rastafarian's are high! However, bubbling DNA doesn't know about squashed amoeba. It has been huge to dwarfs who don't live under the tree. Sweating, angry cereal are spitting vomit. A cold place in south Loopyland was insanely cold.

Hopping vampires vomit small and oddly shaped presents into the never ending treacle fudge wells. So after flying over there on broomsticks they go to take out a circular ring of cheese burgers. When mice yelled at honey bees because of mushy corn dogs, they are considered inedible.

Meanwhile, the llamas said rather weird ideas didn't have information needed for the scratchy record that shouldn't play such psychedelia when suddenly a wild flaming bird slammed into the trainer's glasses whilst rabbits saw them switch sideways.

Fireworks continuously flew across large, open the funny door. Humid greenhouses were organizing flowers with talking heads that ate marshmallows and funny Panda bears squeezed oranges, dancing the waltz. However, watery kelpies fried black-eyed peas topped with chairs.

Squirrels read in fuzzy slippers while dancing. He (the Squirrel King) exploded because squeamish children threw up their dinner all over Auntie Georgiania's fluffy cat. Melting from the heat, the cat laugh at those psychotic mongeese named under a disguised mustache. Then frozen yogurt cupcakes were unusually served like standing frogs covered with hot fudge cream.

The moon hid behind smiles although the exhausted musician wanted unicorns dressed in striped tutus. Hot cyclists drank icy Chinese soup from a cup with colourful straws while the court jesters ran through a door into the wet sewers, screeching when the hideous holes opened, revealing daleks.

Squashed chickens poop giggles. Many of the chickens farted, the roosters barfed. Moving sideways, kangaroos twisted and knotted faded photographs and tore off chunks of heated muscles. Meanwhile, a titanic, unruly sheep brothel was plotting how to swim like a possessed monkey dressed in rainbow shorts, a fountain made of curdled strawberries and chocolate smoothies.

Hot weather made armadillos flip its ears to its neighbors so they would knit colorful scarves precisely for old penguins so that they could drink lukewarm bat blood. When Grandpa farted, he wiggled some crazy looking dolls and managed to freeze some flattened egg rolls, drank acid diluted with ice, and munched them.

Running chipmunks jumped over lazy pandas that were snoozing upon cozy arms covered with squishy cats, tough thoughts filled with evil curtains. Sweet chocolate was stolen from Mr.Potato, spicy piranhas chewed on bouncy chunks of barf-colored marshmallows. The tasty seashells were salty as heck and were definitely evil smelling; they were also powered by unusual smell that made one's eyes melt like caramel bunnies that hop over on speeding race cars. Then, monkeys crafted neon tetras while the elephants sang beautifully in rainforest scenery.

Pizza tastes strangely bitter despite the tomatoes being perfectly normal. But, then ghosts float in the swamps with dead bodies and moldy wolves while unnatural howls break crystal necklaces and cut flowers. Some pizzas are meant to feed penguins because snakes can't make cookies since they lack wings.

Leaves scatter wildly in the classroom while demons crept in sideways along glowing lights chanting somber curses. They haunt schools that are empty, and cobwebs are creepy with dusty dementors. Dragons start their devious kidnapping by eating squirming souls as appetizers and making buttered crumpets. They kidnap puppies with vans and candy floss by catching flying squirrels. The schoolchildren gasp at the scary stories told by grump elders - unaware of unseen fairies tossing out candy. Dinosaurs run by tractors, and pumpkins evolve so evil bunnies can gnaw their meat and alchemize candy. Toilets are repulsive but useful.

Costumed flying clowns joined a flock of Canada Geese heading towards Moscow for the Winter Olympics. They screeched at unsuspecting attendees who ran and jumped over, rolling like snowballs on a frozen cliff before melting. They don't need any cheese to feed the zombie groups, and humans aren't rational enough because sanity affected their brains. The clowns killed all of the people that danced because their hats weren't silly.

Extremely confused manatees swam frantically towards Atlantis. They knew many jokes that weren't even amusing, but still elephants wanted more. Aardvarks are hidden inside wobbly, musty golf carts that wouldn't float on water because early glaciers slowly melted from scalding bee soup.

Burning apricots jump across the fiery chasm filled with gooey marshmallows topped with chocolate covered pumpkins that spit equally disgusting larva. They drank frosty mugs of fizzy sour syrup. Then, apricots squashed the green crystals owned seemingly by Master Chef, the King of Questionable Skills Pertaining to the unusual assortment of eggnog. He smashed the container without thinking, causing giant cookies to squirm.

So, traveling prophets searched the red satchel, hunting desperately for candy floss. Green cockatrices called their family looking for books. The magician decided to swim in the mud, oblivious to the gigantic cookies that threatened tiny, loveable bunnies. The gargoyle evilly starred in disbelief at Yoda, worried that he might find hideous cabinets running. Of dark intentions, gummibears scratched with scars caused by unscrupulous fisticuffs started when fighting direcores pushed some unsuspecting geezer into the dumpster. That stirred some icy confrontations fueled by a hunger for justice, so the vigilante decided to boil their small intestines with molten lava.

Anyways, snow possums observed sedated travelers trying to act like chickens in rubber coated pants and screeching. Scorched, dehydrated, and crazy looking, they trudged through icy slush wearing only sheer clothes.

Cooking can make you wonder why salt adds flavor to recipes while spices add spice. Boiling soup can potentially cause someone to want antelopes. Frozen artichokes taste amazing with mango dipped socks because Pikachu is molting and hates terrible coffee.

Speckled pandas reign over mystical troves singing "Derpaderp!!" when they eat artichokes seasoned with chili peppers and bananas while carrying striped helmets under low conditions. They enjoy Gollum's stories as much as crazy trampolining golems eating chocolate. So David decided to pick up some poop for no specific purpose while he was farting.

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Llamas eat grass with spoons and sporks that seem very strange. Also, they punch someone in the face with wet sponges. They also like to steal monkey's tools because they can make wooden swords to kill each other with. Aiden is one of them. He is a really unusual because his pie tastes like socks dipped in lemonade. Sometimes cucumbers like pooping rainbows with birds that don't alphabetize correctly. One time there was alpacas, that would dance The Rick Roll and imitate a Brit while I tried swimming but carelessly stopped when the triceratops started face palming because I lost her face.

Suddenly a fluffy-demon jumped into my sandwich while sweating raspberries. Dancing with me under green skies are some egoistic skeletons holding broken lions, who ate my cranberry sauce and kidnapped the rainbow turkey fairy man, whose arms seem too big. When my gorilla decided to make fruit salad llamas, I tasered Chuck Norris with it. In my pajamas, underwater I ate corn dogs made of popcorn and Easter chocolate bunnies. Then I drunk balloon sized marshmallows with Extract Straws, and Freddie. So when Alden tried to make me spit it out i spit it on his face and then some lobster slapped me. It was very weird. Then small aliens apocalypse came to the beach and eat mangoes thus growing Dante's son Peeta a Katnisstongue.

After they shot JFK, an egg decided to fly right into my taco bell and my dragon ate the wolf who ate the Zanfan. So, Zanfan went goodbye and died. Aladin spazzed out in the city eating poison and drowns. Then kittens appear, glowing magnificently golden. This means only they can eat dogs who jump over lazy ponies and green small grapes. So when mermaids died the crapping Stopped but bunnies started Hopping across the rainbow towards the concession stand that called a guy named Diesel. After that they went to the library and tried to say something but couldn't kiss each Orange because they ate potato beans and onions before foxes could kill bananas and get married.

Suddenly, epic pears nommed foxesrule on her cute eye and then sprinkled cinnamon roses with taco shells and helped the epic pears in their conquest of world domination. They sang of mystical creatures, some killed striped idiots just danced like a crazy person but to be honest, they ate supercalifragalisticexpealadocious. Budgies ate creatures that frolic near smiley rainbows since the green cloud smelled like broccoli and cheese. Although the paper didn't know who should buy scary tools, it always helps. My pet dragon ate cows to show how he was brave. Many crazy pickles man stores with tools in boxes. This is why fairies nibble upon crunchy trolls shaped like fennec tacos foxes in England while Morgaln seemed sad because he lost her nose.

One time my dog sniffed snozzberry flavored puffy gooey foxes. Then he had written this crazy story about popcorn and a wolf who tried to sing lullaby's to [a] small child. This crazy toad loved eating apple mango smoothies while watching Office re-runs and licking Ice Blood; he liked sponges. But he hated the holes that annihilated Ducky's pancreas that didn't properly fit together. One of the flippers were mono filament cobwebs that used plastic surgery.

The crazy thing was Hellhounds ate pineapples and disco when Lady Gaga eats diamonds for underprivileged koalas that smoke hamster food and really should lay off running around everywhere. Running away like Italian plumbers who are afraid of their shadows and cooked cat with limes.

Whenever Gergia drew India it cried about cats and rain clouds. After the random sunshine was lost, blue heaven started running towards blue striped pajamas while dancing like maniac alpacas glittering with jewels and Edward Elric chewing gum.

When prince tabernacle survived the Capricorn killed bob for no reason, but skipped Jimmy because of the oncoming horde of child-beasts. So, my pet Golem tried eating mold. Why did the moon smile at me? Was it because curly horns coming out shined brighter?

Squeezing this purple people eater resulted in very warm tickle being quickly summoned -antidisestablishmentarianism ruled. There were several eagles hiding outside watching superciliously. Floccinaucinihilipilification yelled "Hallelujah!"and ran to fetch his green potatoes before rushing serendipitously into the igloo.

Aghast at penguin inside that was crawling across pudding, Terri was sneezing uncontrollably weirdly. However, Troy wanted yellow cookies before exploding into a thousand bits of pie. Betwixt all, the Bandersnatch sniggered creepily.

Pumpkins hate apples as much fun in Phantasmagoria loves the sweet cakes. They also bit skinny and slightly eat livers of spotted spiders, which are surprisingly tasty. Fast ones kiss your pancreas before they scratch out your yellow eyeballs. Slow humans dragged Simon to the graveyard because he smelled lemony.

Screaming, trolls ran away quickly since squirrels started jumping on a toadstool while brandishing sticks made everyone fart causing bob to sit on his pet Sloth, who just sat on a rocket waiting for something magical until a troll bit part of it.

Magically, making tequila, Terri the Bobsled had worn down his wooden ice machine. Terri felt the magical cupcake fire harden and ooze cupcakes. The nose on Bonquisha's umbrella started blinking rapidly. Terri cried out, "My sandwich! Bonquisha, my sandwich has been a monstrous crab!"

"How did that elephant fit in circular houses while beansprouts surrounded Simon? It's terribly cold today!" Thinking unlike the magical Merlin brand, he jumped into their bucket car peeling bananas. Simon was very injured from his incident with invisible penguins and decided squirrels were less juvenile than minions.

Baking ice cream with Troy, Mardigraz was under the roof sleeping. Suddenly, shattering feet skipped out from icy water, causing the zebras to sing "Hallelujah!" Mardigraz steadily made progress eating Popsicles. Purple globs bounced aimlessly in Troy's time-machine pet Hippocampus corral. The puppy Direwolf Bonobi decided yawning and then it screamed. Hurting bananas, Bonobi seeds the plants in the strange mulch filled with custard pudding.

Drinking pineapple slushies with green potatoes, Bonquisha does can-can sexually. Then Luke Skywalker vaporized some unbelievable piglets with huge appetites while every Wyvern sang like opera ladies. Drinking the mead voraciously, drunken iguanas sprinkled, when startled, spewed lava and molten caramel candies with nuts. Iguanas ate drunk ostriches with mead while writing plays on fantastic purple paper.

Ghostly kittens purr obscenities at night when evil minions dance the frenzied disco. Gergia rattled about strange hyenas vegetating before screaming about ridiculous spaghetti recipes. She slit shiny silver socks into the pot of pandas. Unicorns whirled around gleaming silverware, unaware that they dropped swords that were forged in platinum.

Ocean cabanas in Mexico, swimming suits are orange, purple and green when people dig deep into hidden mountains searching for magic crystals that transmogrify into unicorns wearing ties and swirled patterns on their squashed puddings.

Zebras always seemed mystified when jumping across muddy crocodiles. Always remembering your astronomy is radical thinking, because if weirdos decided Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis was acceptable although penguins squashed nuts quickly in the icy land surrounded kingdom boundaries.

Perhaps invisible glockenspiels polish shoes better with lemons but not limes. Witches often drink very strong potions to become awesome. Summer might cause witches to accidentally mix foaming meerkat tails with slippery giraffe horns. Wolves chewed on chocolate bunnies every few minutes... while jumping excitedly around golden cakes, creamy marzipan flow every few times around square jellybeans that causes confused elephants to squash small gnomes holding bananas between their orange stained war hammers.

Anxious wizards always believed witch's house are mythical because mysterious letters told monkeys that roses are black leopards secretly were thinking how squeamish bananas eat frozen yogurt when they trade melons with pizza. Dancing imps' serendipity caused wizards to celebrate the moon's iguanas, which caused weird rabbits to scribble stars into every computer hard drive.

Whenever hairy shoes jump on unsuspecting travelers, chocolate melts into giant tigers which ate all bunnies instead of nomming bows. Except a bison gored himself with a origami crane that flew crazily across a huge crater that summoned demonic roses into hells sky. The dragon lied about being innocent with the obese cow. They stopped running across sticky oceans of custard doughnuts, deciding lunatics bit them too softly to insult wild-eyed birds mothers.

They jumped to beat a pineapple sundae while writing a eulogy for useless ancient topography. Meanwhile an amnesiac Snorlax laid polka-dotted Cheetos in wild grasses sprinkled nasty juices on some far-away pieces of dry biscuits smeared with glowing mushroom shaped like triangles. So they jumped into swirling purple Kool-Aid, and transformed quickly into insidious pixies that demonically winked when they dared to cook smashed souls mixed with shrunken socks and huge candied pumpkins.

So the mutated aliens were mutants shaped as oblong lampposts topped with curlicue cheese smelling shoes, and when they smile to you they look grotesque. Elsewhere there should be more bright towels, folded neatly on the shelves. My towel danced across the ballroom doing the tango to a song that sounded like it was played backwards. Then the left ended angels interrupted by giving stilettos to the storm-troopers. This was particularly unusual as normally they order turnips but the eunuchs got it wrong that day so the entire googooplex was put up for sale at the auction house and afterwards everyone with a bandanna fled up the stairs and left the nightmares ringing bells in the darkened room.

Haunted memories stalk disturbed templars dressed like winged horses with sparkling matted feathers colored azure and shining hooves. They just couldn't eat cookies, they wanted blood. Swinging weird chains at everyone while shrieking about mangosteens.

Hoofed cowboys from Kansas quickly ride. But then ghostly phantoms strolled into the ballroom, sneezing and gleeking. They definitely needed glowing tissues, because something oozed quickly out onto the scratched rosewood strongbox and dripped on something wildly dancing in the wind. Unscrupulous scorpions scurried underneath cheese curls being very xenophobic while blasting hair. These Bananas need a scorpion flavored skin.

Stormclouds seem cuddly like furry schnozzes. Lightning exploded when a Wyvern crashed crazily into underwater volcanoes, jumped onto the roof of abandoned cars covered with speckled beans dripping water. Thunder echoed throughout the darkened sky as winds began howling and children played quietly.

They wished the Wyverns could canoodle through the flowering groves with spotted beetles eating scrumptious crunchy lettuce covered in pink, fluffy caterpillars dripping with many icy pieces of liquid lava.

Jumping jackrabbits with no shame wiggled out onto the sky's everlasting rolling winds, flying as if they could challenge any bird to a fantastic race although the spiders were certainly quite enthusiastic about the screaming grapes that were drenched in chocolate. Magistream seemed to be covered with eggs mixed with magical potions which transforms everything it touches into chicken-wings.

Squirrels swarm sweet flowers when sunny satyrs ran through creamy pudding, waiting for butterflies cocoons that seemed irrelevant to their overall mission to secure jacks, tires, and butter flavored books. Warthogs like dirty smelly almonds wrapped in yellow pancakes, covered over with Sanus and omelets from Saturn.

Saturday's weather seemed unusually windy, cloudy, damp and green. Some gnomes decided expensive umbrellas were stylish.

Unhappily, they trotted into town to post letters to the Krakens about the party. They hadn't heard anything by the following week so sent balloons up with some signals. The one legged octopus found them and sent the with chocolates to the reindeer who led the Krakens to the party. It was all fun and games until one dreadful moment when mean apples hooked on long arrows hurled corn dogs at onlookers. The next bad egg broke when a meteorite slammed onto pink mailboxes causing explosions in sorting offices which caused letters to pinwheel out onto wet pamphlets and books.

Suddenly hairy snakes crashed into purple tissues which disintegrated magically. After haunted fur-balls ate platinum watermelons, they dragged bodies over to Canada, where syrup rules. Popcorn popped while yogurt was skipping happily pooping.

Rainbows left bottles filled with unhappy souls after thunderstorms next disturbed the weird gooseberries sometime during summer solstice. The waning moons burn werewolves into the abyss by singing mournful hymns when they were sleeping. Excitedly, the werewolves laughed while the hideous gingers danced to joyful tunes played by brownies that were iced with gumballs.

Blue tablecloths attacked the mayor after he and Superman flew away. Giants ate strawberry laces attached to the simply divine chocolate truffles.

Water can explode into a thousand oranges. However, grape juice instead explodes magnificently once it has broken your glass potatoes. They seem pointless because they always destroy themselves. It was terribly beautiful when Omar Sharif shelves broke themselves. Grunting, a huge scorpion lifted gyrating gymnasts while skinny men skied over melted snow whistling merry tunes.

When babies scream so loud that eggs are shaking, the Rastafarian's are high! However, bubbling DNA doesn't know about squashed amoeba. It has been huge to dwarfs who don't live under the tree. Sweating, angry cereal are spitting vomit. A cold place in south Loopyland was insanely cold.

Hopping vampires vomit small and oddly shaped presents into the never ending treacle fudge wells. So after flying over there on broomsticks they go to take out a circular ring of cheese burgers. When mice yelled at honey bees because of mushy corn dogs, they are considered inedible.

Meanwhile, the llamas said rather weird ideas didn't have information needed for the scratchy record that shouldn't play such psychedelia when suddenly a wild flaming bird slammed into the trainer's glasses whilst rabbits saw them switch sideways.

Fireworks continuously flew across large, open the funny door. Humid greenhouses were organizing flowers with talking heads that ate marshmallows and funny Panda bears squeezed oranges, dancing the waltz. However, watery kelpies fried black-eyed peas topped with chairs.

Squirrels read in fuzzy slippers while dancing. He (the Squirrel King) exploded because squeamish children threw up their dinner all over Auntie Georgiania's fluffy cat. Melting from the heat, the cat laugh at those psychotic mongeese named under a disguised mustache. Then frozen yogurt cupcakes were unusually served like standing frogs covered with hot fudge cream.

The moon hid behind smiles although the exhausted musician wanted unicorns dressed in striped tutus. Hot cyclists drank icy Chinese soup from a cup with colourful straws while the court jesters ran through a door into the wet sewers, screeching when the hideous holes opened, revealing daleks.

Squashed chickens poop giggles. Many of the chickens farted, the roosters barfed. Moving sideways, kangaroos twisted and knotted faded photographs and tore off chunks of heated muscles. Meanwhile, a titanic, unruly sheep brothel was plotting how to swim like a possessed monkey dressed in rainbow shorts, a fountain made of curdled strawberries and chocolate smoothies.

Hot weather made armadillos flip its ears to its neighbors so they would knit colorful scarves precisely for old penguins so that they could drink lukewarm bat blood. When Grandpa farted, he wiggled some crazy looking dolls and managed to freeze some flattened egg rolls, drank acid diluted with ice, and munched them.

Running chipmunks jumped over lazy pandas that were snoozing upon cozy arms covered with squishy cats, tough thoughts filled with evil curtains. Sweet chocolate was stolen from Mr.Potato, spicy piranhas chewed on bouncy chunks of barf-colored marshmallows. The tasty seashells were salty as heck and were definitely evil smelling; they were also powered by unusual smell that made one's eyes melt like caramel bunnies that hop over on speeding race cars. Then, monkeys crafted neon tetras while the elephants sang beautifully in rainforest scenery.

Pizza tastes strangely bitter despite the tomatoes being perfectly normal. But, then ghosts float in the swamps with dead bodies and moldy wolves while unnatural howls break crystal necklaces and cut flowers. Some pizzas are meant to feed penguins because snakes can't make cookies since they lack wings.

Leaves scatter wildly in the classroom while demons crept in sideways along glowing lights chanting somber curses. They haunt schools that are empty, and cobwebs are creepy with dusty dementors. Dragons start their devious kidnapping by eating squirming souls as appetizers and making buttered crumpets. They kidnap puppies with vans and candy floss by catching flying squirrels. The schoolchildren gasp at the scary stories told by grump elders - unaware of unseen fairies tossing out candy. Dinosaurs run by tractors, and pumpkins evolve so evil bunnies can gnaw their meat and alchemize candy. Toilets are repulsive but useful.

Costumed flying clowns joined a flock of Canada Geese heading towards Moscow for the Winter Olympics. They screeched at unsuspecting attendees who ran and jumped over, rolling like snowballs on a frozen cliff before melting. They don't need any cheese to feed the zombie groups, and humans aren't rational enough because sanity affected their brains. The clowns killed all of the people that danced because their hats weren't silly.

Extremely confused manatees swam frantically towards Atlantis. They knew many jokes that weren't even amusing, but still elephants wanted more. Aardvarks are hidden inside wobbly, musty golf carts that wouldn't float on water because early glaciers slowly melted from scalding bee soup.

Burning apricots jump across the fiery chasm filled with gooey marshmallows topped with chocolate covered pumpkins that spit equally disgusting larva. They drank frosty mugs of fizzy sour syrup. Then, apricots squashed the green crystals owned seemingly by Master Chef, the King of Questionable Skills Pertaining to the unusual assortment of eggnog. He smashed the container without thinking, causing giant cookies to squirm.

So, traveling prophets searched the red satchel, hunting desperately for candy floss. Green cockatrices called their family looking for books. The magician decided to swim in the mud, oblivious to the gigantic cookies that threatened tiny, loveable bunnies. The gargoyle evilly starred in disbelief at Yoda, worried that he might find hideous cabinets running. Of dark intentions, gummibears scratched with scars caused by unscrupulous fisticuffs started when fighting direcores pushed some unsuspecting geezer into the dumpster. That stirred some icy confrontations fueled by a hunger for justice, so the vigilante decided to boil their small intestines with molten lava.

Anyways, snow possums observed sedated travelers trying to act like chickens in rubber coated pants and screeching. Scorched, dehydrated, and crazy looking, they trudged through icy slush wearing only sheer clothes.

Cooking can make you wonder why salt adds flavor to recipes while spices add spice. Boiling soup can potentially cause someone to want antelopes. Frozen artichokes taste amazing with mango dipped socks because Pikachu is molting and hates terrible coffee.

Speckled pandas reign over mystical troves singing "Derpaderp!!" when they eat artichokes seasoned with chili peppers and bananas while carrying striped helmets under low conditions. They enjoy Gollum's stories as much as crazy trampolining golems eating chocolate. So David decided to pick up some poop for no specific purpose while he was farting.

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Re: The Neverending story!

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Llamas eat grass with spoons and sporks that seem very strange. Also, they punch someone in the face with wet sponges. They also like to steal monkey's tools because they can make wooden swords to kill each other with. Aiden is one of them. He is a really unusual because his pie tastes like socks dipped in lemonade. Sometimes cucumbers like pooping rainbows with birds that don't alphabetize correctly. One time there was alpacas, that would dance The Rick Roll and imitate a Brit while I tried swimming but carelessly stopped when the triceratops started face palming because I lost her face.

Suddenly a fluffy-demon jumped into my sandwich while sweating raspberries. Dancing with me under green skies are some egoistic skeletons holding broken lions, who ate my cranberry sauce and kidnapped the rainbow turkey fairy man, whose arms seem too big. When my gorilla decided to make fruit salad llamas, I tasered Chuck Norris with it. In my pajamas, underwater I ate corn dogs made of popcorn and Easter chocolate bunnies. Then I drunk balloon sized marshmallows with Extract Straws, and Freddie. So when Alden tried to make me spit it out i spit it on his face and then some lobster slapped me. It was very weird. Then small aliens apocalypse came to the beach and eat mangoes thus growing Dante's son Peeta a Katnisstongue.

After they shot JFK, an egg decided to fly right into my taco bell and my dragon ate the wolf who ate the Zanfan. So, Zanfan went goodbye and died. Aladin spazzed out in the city eating poison and drowns. Then kittens appear, glowing magnificently golden. This means only they can eat dogs who jump over lazy ponies and green small grapes. So when mermaids died the crapping Stopped but bunnies started Hopping across the rainbow towards the concession stand that called a guy named Diesel. After that they went to the library and tried to say something but couldn't kiss each Orange because they ate potato beans and onions before foxes could kill bananas and get married.

Suddenly, epic pears nommed foxesrule on her cute eye and then sprinkled cinnamon roses with taco shells and helped the epic pears in their conquest of world domination. They sang of mystical creatures, some killed striped idiots just danced like a crazy person but to be honest, they ate supercalifragalisticexpealadocious. Budgies ate creatures that frolic near smiley rainbows since the green cloud smelled like broccoli and cheese. Although the paper didn't know who should buy scary tools, it always helps. My pet dragon ate cows to show how he was brave. Many crazy pickles man stores with tools in boxes. This is why fairies nibble upon crunchy trolls shaped like fennec tacos foxes in England while Morgaln seemed sad because he lost her nose.

One time my dog sniffed snozzberry flavored puffy gooey foxes. Then he had written this crazy story about popcorn and a wolf who tried to sing lullaby's to [a] small child. This crazy toad loved eating apple mango smoothies while watching Office re-runs and licking Ice Blood; he liked sponges. But he hated the holes that annihilated Ducky's pancreas that didn't properly fit together. One of the flippers were mono filament cobwebs that used plastic surgery.

The crazy thing was Hellhounds ate pineapples and disco when Lady Gaga eats diamonds for underprivileged koalas that smoke hamster food and really should lay off running around everywhere. Running away like Italian plumbers who are afraid of their shadows and cooked cat with limes.

Whenever Gergia drew India it cried about cats and rain clouds. After the random sunshine was lost, blue heaven started running towards blue striped pajamas while dancing like maniac alpacas glittering with jewels and Edward Elric chewing gum.

When prince tabernacle survived the Capricorn killed bob for no reason, but skipped Jimmy because of the oncoming horde of child-beasts. So, my pet Golem tried eating mold. Why did the moon smile at me? Was it because curly horns coming out shined brighter?

Squeezing this purple people eater resulted in very warm tickle being quickly summoned -antidisestablishmentarianism ruled. There were several eagles hiding outside watching superciliously. Floccinaucinihilipilification yelled "Hallelujah!"and ran to fetch his green potatoes before rushing serendipitously into the igloo.

Aghast at penguin inside that was crawling across pudding, Terri was sneezing uncontrollably weirdly. However, Troy wanted yellow cookies before exploding into a thousand bits of pie. Betwixt all, the Bandersnatch sniggered creepily.

Pumpkins hate apples as much fun in Phantasmagoria loves the sweet cakes. They also bit skinny and slightly eat livers of spotted spiders, which are surprisingly tasty. Fast ones kiss your pancreas before they scratch out your yellow eyeballs. Slow humans dragged Simon to the graveyard because he smelled lemony.

Screaming, trolls ran away quickly since squirrels started jumping on a toadstool while brandishing sticks made everyone fart causing bob to sit on his pet Sloth, who just sat on a rocket waiting for something magical until a troll bit part of it.

Magically, making tequila, Terri the Bobsled had worn down his wooden ice machine. Terri felt the magical cupcake fire harden and ooze cupcakes. The nose on Bonquisha's umbrella started blinking rapidly. Terri cried out, "My sandwich! Bonquisha, my sandwich has been a monstrous crab!"

"How did that elephant fit in circular houses while beansprouts surrounded Simon? It's terribly cold today!" Thinking unlike the magical Merlin brand, he jumped into their bucket car peeling bananas. Simon was very injured from his incident with invisible penguins and decided squirrels were less juvenile than minions.

Baking ice cream with Troy, Mardigraz was under the roof sleeping. Suddenly, shattering feet skipped out from icy water, causing the zebras to sing "Hallelujah!" Mardigraz steadily made progress eating Popsicles. Purple globs bounced aimlessly in Troy's time-machine pet Hippocampus corral. The puppy Direwolf Bonobi decided yawning and then it screamed. Hurting bananas, Bonobi seeds the plants in the strange mulch filled with custard pudding.

Drinking pineapple slushies with green potatoes, Bonquisha does can-can sexually. Then Luke Skywalker vaporized some unbelievable piglets with huge appetites while every Wyvern sang like opera ladies. Drinking the mead voraciously, drunken iguanas sprinkled, when startled, spewed lava and molten caramel candies with nuts. Iguanas ate drunk ostriches with mead while writing plays on fantastic purple paper.

Ghostly kittens purr obscenities at night when evil minions dance the frenzied disco. Gergia rattled about strange hyenas vegetating before screaming about ridiculous spaghetti recipes. She slit shiny silver socks into the pot of pandas. Unicorns whirled around gleaming silverware, unaware that they dropped swords that were forged in platinum.

Ocean cabanas in Mexico, swimming suits are orange, purple and green when people dig deep into hidden mountains searching for magic crystals that transmogrify into unicorns wearing ties and swirled patterns on their squashed puddings.

Zebras always seemed mystified when jumping across muddy crocodiles. Always remembering your astronomy is radical thinking, because if weirdos decided Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis was acceptable although penguins squashed nuts quickly in the icy land surrounded kingdom boundaries.

Perhaps invisible glockenspiels polish shoes better with lemons but not limes. Witches often drink very strong potions to become awesome. Summer might cause witches to accidentally mix foaming meerkat tails with slippery giraffe horns. Wolves chewed on chocolate bunnies every few minutes... while jumping excitedly around golden cakes, creamy marzipan flow every few times around square jellybeans that causes confused elephants to squash small gnomes holding bananas between their orange stained war hammers.

Anxious wizards always believed witch's house are mythical because mysterious letters told monkeys that roses are black leopards secretly were thinking how squeamish bananas eat frozen yogurt when they trade melons with pizza. Dancing imps' serendipity caused wizards to celebrate the moon's iguanas, which caused weird rabbits to scribble stars into every computer hard drive.

Whenever hairy shoes jump on unsuspecting travelers, chocolate melts into giant tigers which ate all bunnies instead of nomming bows. Except a bison gored himself with a origami crane that flew crazily across a huge crater that summoned demonic roses into hells sky. The dragon lied about being innocent with the obese cow. They stopped running across sticky oceans of custard doughnuts, deciding lunatics bit them too softly to insult wild-eyed birds mothers.

They jumped to beat a pineapple sundae while writing a eulogy for useless ancient topography. Meanwhile an amnesiac Snorlax laid polka-dotted Cheetos in wild grasses sprinkled nasty juices on some far-away pieces of dry biscuits smeared with glowing mushroom shaped like triangles. So they jumped into swirling purple Kool-Aid, and transformed quickly into insidious pixies that demonically winked when they dared to cook smashed souls mixed with shrunken socks and huge candied pumpkins.

So the mutated aliens were mutants shaped as oblong lampposts topped with curlicue cheese smelling shoes, and when they smile to you they look grotesque. Elsewhere there should be more bright towels, folded neatly on the shelves. My towel danced across the ballroom doing the tango to a song that sounded like it was played backwards. Then the left ended angels interrupted by giving stilettos to the storm-troopers. This was particularly unusual as normally they order turnips but the eunuchs got it wrong that day so the entire googooplex was put up for sale at the auction house and afterwards everyone with a bandanna fled up the stairs and left the nightmares ringing bells in the darkened room.

Haunted memories stalk disturbed templars dressed like winged horses with sparkling matted feathers colored azure and shining hooves. They just couldn't eat cookies, they wanted blood. Swinging weird chains at everyone while shrieking about mangosteens.

Hoofed cowboys from Kansas quickly ride. But then ghostly phantoms strolled into the ballroom, sneezing and gleeking. They definitely needed glowing tissues, because something oozed quickly out onto the scratched rosewood strongbox and dripped on something wildly dancing in the wind. Unscrupulous scorpions scurried underneath cheese curls being very xenophobic while blasting hair. These Bananas need a scorpion flavored skin.

Stormclouds seem cuddly like furry schnozzes. Lightning exploded when a Wyvern crashed crazily into underwater volcanoes, jumped onto the roof of abandoned cars covered with speckled beans dripping water. Thunder echoed throughout the darkened sky as winds began howling and children played quietly.

They wished the Wyverns could canoodle through the flowering groves with spotted beetles eating scrumptious crunchy lettuce covered in pink, fluffy caterpillars dripping with many icy pieces of liquid lava.

Jumping jackrabbits with no shame wiggled out onto the sky's everlasting rolling winds, flying as if they could challenge any bird to a fantastic race although the spiders were certainly quite enthusiastic about the screaming grapes that were drenched in chocolate. Magistream seemed to be covered with eggs mixed with magical potions which transforms everything it touches into chicken-wings.

Squirrels swarm sweet flowers when sunny satyrs ran through creamy pudding, waiting for butterflies cocoons that seemed irrelevant to their overall mission to secure jacks, tires, and butter flavored books. Warthogs like dirty smelly almonds wrapped in yellow pancakes, covered over with Sanus and omelets from Saturn.

Saturday's weather seemed unusually windy, cloudy, damp and green. Some gnomes decided expensive umbrellas were stylish.

Unhappily, they trotted into town to post letters to the Krakens about the party. They hadn't heard anything by the following week so sent balloons up with some signals. The one legged octopus found them and sent the with chocolates to the reindeer who led the Krakens to the party. It was all fun and games until one dreadful moment when mean apples hooked on long arrows hurled corn dogs at onlookers. The next bad egg broke when a meteorite slammed onto pink mailboxes causing explosions in sorting offices which caused letters to pinwheel out onto wet pamphlets and books.

Suddenly hairy snakes crashed into purple tissues which disintegrated magically. After haunted fur-balls ate platinum watermelons, they dragged bodies over to Canada, where syrup rules. Popcorn popped while yogurt was skipping happily pooping.

Rainbows left bottles filled with unhappy souls after thunderstorms next disturbed the weird gooseberries sometime during summer solstice. The waning moons burn werewolves into the abyss by singing mournful hymns when they were sleeping. Excitedly, the werewolves laughed while the hideous gingers danced to joyful tunes played by brownies that were iced with gumballs.

Blue tablecloths attacked the mayor after he and Superman flew away. Giants ate strawberry laces attached to the simply divine chocolate truffles.

Water can explode into a thousand oranges. However, grape juice instead explodes magnificently once it has broken your glass potatoes. They seem pointless because they always destroy themselves. It was terribly beautiful when Omar Sharif shelves broke themselves. Grunting, a huge scorpion lifted gyrating gymnasts while skinny men skied over melted snow whistling merry tunes.

When babies scream so loud that eggs are shaking, the Rastafarian's are high! However, bubbling DNA doesn't know about squashed amoeba. It has been huge to dwarfs who don't live under the tree. Sweating, angry cereal are spitting vomit. A cold place in south Loopyland was insanely cold.

Hopping vampires vomit small and oddly shaped presents into the never ending treacle fudge wells. So after flying over there on broomsticks they go to take out a circular ring of cheese burgers. When mice yelled at honey bees because of mushy corn dogs, they are considered inedible.

Meanwhile, the llamas said rather weird ideas didn't have information needed for the scratchy record that shouldn't play such psychedelia when suddenly a wild flaming bird slammed into the trainer's glasses whilst rabbits saw them switch sideways.

Fireworks continuously flew across large, open the funny door. Humid greenhouses were organizing flowers with talking heads that ate marshmallows and funny Panda bears squeezed oranges, dancing the waltz. However, watery kelpies fried black-eyed peas topped with chairs.

Squirrels read in fuzzy slippers while dancing. He (the Squirrel King) exploded because squeamish children threw up their dinner all over Auntie Georgiania's fluffy cat. Melting from the heat, the cat laugh at those psychotic mongeese named under a disguised mustache. Then frozen yogurt cupcakes were unusually served like standing frogs covered with hot fudge cream.

The moon hid behind smiles although the exhausted musician wanted unicorns dressed in striped tutus. Hot cyclists drank icy Chinese soup from a cup with colourful straws while the court jesters ran through a door into the wet sewers, screeching when the hideous holes opened, revealing daleks.

Squashed chickens poop giggles. Many of the chickens farted, the roosters barfed. Moving sideways, kangaroos twisted and knotted faded photographs and tore off chunks of heated muscles. Meanwhile, a titanic, unruly sheep brothel was plotting how to swim like a possessed monkey dressed in rainbow shorts, a fountain made of curdled strawberries and chocolate smoothies.

Hot weather made armadillos flip its ears to its neighbors so they would knit colorful scarves precisely for old penguins so that they could drink lukewarm bat blood. When Grandpa farted, he wiggled some crazy looking dolls and managed to freeze some flattened egg rolls, drank acid diluted with ice, and munched them.

Running chipmunks jumped over lazy pandas that were snoozing upon cozy arms covered with squishy cats, tough thoughts filled with evil curtains. Sweet chocolate was stolen from Mr.Potato, spicy piranhas chewed on bouncy chunks of barf-colored marshmallows. The tasty seashells were salty as heck and were definitely evil smelling; they were also powered by unusual smell that made one's eyes melt like caramel bunnies that hop over on speeding race cars. Then, monkeys crafted neon tetras while the elephants sang beautifully in rainforest scenery.

Pizza tastes strangely bitter despite the tomatoes being perfectly normal. But, then ghosts float in the swamps with dead bodies and moldy wolves while unnatural howls break crystal necklaces and cut flowers. Some pizzas are meant to feed penguins because snakes can't make cookies since they lack wings.

Leaves scatter wildly in the classroom while demons crept in sideways along glowing lights chanting somber curses. They haunt schools that are empty, and cobwebs are creepy with dusty dementors. Dragons start their devious kidnapping by eating squirming souls as appetizers and making buttered crumpets. They kidnap puppies with vans and candy floss by catching flying squirrels. The schoolchildren gasp at the scary stories told by grump elders - unaware of unseen fairies tossing out candy. Dinosaurs run by tractors, and pumpkins evolve so evil bunnies can gnaw their meat and alchemize candy. Toilets are repulsive but useful.

Costumed flying clowns joined a flock of Canada Geese heading towards Moscow for the Winter Olympics. They screeched at unsuspecting attendees who ran and jumped over, rolling like snowballs on a frozen cliff before melting. They don't need any cheese to feed the zombie groups, and humans aren't rational enough because sanity affected their brains. The clowns killed all of the people that danced because their hats weren't silly.

Extremely confused manatees swam frantically towards Atlantis. They knew many jokes that weren't even amusing, but still elephants wanted more. Aardvarks are hidden inside wobbly, musty golf carts that wouldn't float on water because early glaciers slowly melted from scalding bee soup.

Burning apricots jump across the fiery chasm filled with gooey marshmallows topped with chocolate covered pumpkins that spit equally disgusting larva. They drank frosty mugs of fizzy sour syrup. Then, apricots squashed the green crystals owned seemingly by Master Chef, the King of Questionable Skills Pertaining to the unusual assortment of eggnog. He smashed the container without thinking, causing giant cookies to squirm.

So, traveling prophets searched the red satchel, hunting desperately for candy floss. Green cockatrices called their family looking for books. The magician decided to swim in the mud, oblivious to the gigantic cookies that threatened tiny, loveable bunnies. The gargoyle evilly starred in disbelief at Yoda, worried that he might find hideous cabinets running. Of dark intentions, gummibears scratched with scars caused by unscrupulous fisticuffs started when fighting direcores pushed some unsuspecting geezer into the dumpster. That stirred some icy confrontations fueled by a hunger for justice, so the vigilante decided to boil their small intestines with molten lava.

Anyways, snow possums observed sedated travelers trying to act like chickens in rubber coated pants and screeching. Scorched, dehydrated, and crazy looking, they trudged through icy slush wearing only sheer clothes.

Cooking can make you wonder why salt adds flavor to recipes while spices add spice. Boiling soup can potentially cause someone to want antelopes. Frozen artichokes taste amazing with mango dipped socks because Pikachu is molting and hates terrible coffee.

Speckled pandas reign over mystical troves singing "Derpaderp!!" when they eat artichokes seasoned with chili peppers and bananas while carrying striped helmets under low conditions. They enjoy Gollum's stories as much as crazy trampolining golems eating chocolate. So David decided to pick up some poop for no specific purpose while he was farting.

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Re: The Neverending story!

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Llamas eat grass with spoons and sporks that seem very strange. Also, they punch someone in the face with wet sponges. They also like to steal monkey's tools because they can make wooden swords to kill each other with. Aiden is one of them. He is a really unusual because his pie tastes like socks dipped in lemonade. Sometimes cucumbers like pooping rainbows with birds that don't alphabetize correctly. One time there was alpacas, that would dance The Rick Roll and imitate a Brit while I tried swimming but carelessly stopped when the triceratops started face palming because I lost her face.

Suddenly a fluffy-demon jumped into my sandwich while sweating raspberries. Dancing with me under green skies are some egoistic skeletons holding broken lions, who ate my cranberry sauce and kidnapped the rainbow turkey fairy man, whose arms seem too big. When my gorilla decided to make fruit salad llamas, I tasered Chuck Norris with it. In my pajamas, underwater I ate corn dogs made of popcorn and Easter chocolate bunnies. Then I drunk balloon sized marshmallows with Extract Straws, and Freddie. So when Alden tried to make me spit it out i spit it on his face and then some lobster slapped me. It was very weird. Then small aliens apocalypse came to the beach and eat mangoes thus growing Dante's son Peeta a Katnisstongue.

After they shot JFK, an egg decided to fly right into my taco bell and my dragon ate the wolf who ate the Zanfan. So, Zanfan went goodbye and died. Aladin spazzed out in the city eating poison and drowns. Then kittens appear, glowing magnificently golden. This means only they can eat dogs who jump over lazy ponies and green small grapes. So when mermaids died the crapping Stopped but bunnies started Hopping across the rainbow towards the concession stand that called a guy named Diesel. After that they went to the library and tried to say something but couldn't kiss each Orange because they ate potato beans and onions before foxes could kill bananas and get married.

Suddenly, epic pears nommed foxesrule on her cute eye and then sprinkled cinnamon roses with taco shells and helped the epic pears in their conquest of world domination. They sang of mystical creatures, some killed striped idiots just danced like a crazy person but to be honest, they ate supercalifragalisticexpealadocious. Budgies ate creatures that frolic near smiley rainbows since the green cloud smelled like broccoli and cheese. Although the paper didn't know who should buy scary tools, it always helps. My pet dragon ate cows to show how he was brave. Many crazy pickles man stores with tools in boxes. This is why fairies nibble upon crunchy trolls shaped like fennec tacos foxes in England while Morgaln seemed sad because he lost her nose.

One time my dog sniffed snozzberry flavored puffy gooey foxes. Then he had written this crazy story about popcorn and a wolf who tried to sing lullaby's to [a] small child. This crazy toad loved eating apple mango smoothies while watching Office re-runs and licking Ice Blood; he liked sponges. But he hated the holes that annihilated Ducky's pancreas that didn't properly fit together. One of the flippers were mono filament cobwebs that used plastic surgery.

The crazy thing was Hellhounds ate pineapples and disco when Lady Gaga eats diamonds for underprivileged koalas that smoke hamster food and really should lay off running around everywhere. Running away like Italian plumbers who are afraid of their shadows and cooked cat with limes.

Whenever Gergia drew India it cried about cats and rain clouds. After the random sunshine was lost, blue heaven started running towards blue striped pajamas while dancing like maniac alpacas glittering with jewels and Edward Elric chewing gum.

When prince tabernacle survived the Capricorn killed bob for no reason, but skipped Jimmy because of the oncoming horde of child-beasts. So, my pet Golem tried eating mold. Why did the moon smile at me? Was it because curly horns coming out shined brighter?

Squeezing this purple people eater resulted in very warm tickle being quickly summoned -antidisestablishmentarianism ruled. There were several eagles hiding outside watching superciliously. Floccinaucinihilipilification yelled "Hallelujah!"and ran to fetch his green potatoes before rushing serendipitously into the igloo.

Aghast at penguin inside that was crawling across pudding, Terri was sneezing uncontrollably weirdly. However, Troy wanted yellow cookies before exploding into a thousand bits of pie. Betwixt all, the Bandersnatch sniggered creepily.

Pumpkins hate apples as much fun in Phantasmagoria loves the sweet cakes. They also bit skinny and slightly eat livers of spotted spiders, which are surprisingly tasty. Fast ones kiss your pancreas before they scratch out your yellow eyeballs. Slow humans dragged Simon to the graveyard because he smelled lemony.

Screaming, trolls ran away quickly since squirrels started jumping on a toadstool while brandishing sticks made everyone fart causing bob to sit on his pet Sloth, who just sat on a rocket waiting for something magical until a troll bit part of it.

Magically, making tequila, Terri the Bobsled had worn down his wooden ice machine. Terri felt the magical cupcake fire harden and ooze cupcakes. The nose on Bonquisha's umbrella started blinking rapidly. Terri cried out, "My sandwich! Bonquisha, my sandwich has been a monstrous crab!"

"How did that elephant fit in circular houses while beansprouts surrounded Simon? It's terribly cold today!" Thinking unlike the magical Merlin brand, he jumped into their bucket car peeling bananas. Simon was very injured from his incident with invisible penguins and decided squirrels were less juvenile than minions.

Baking ice cream with Troy, Mardigraz was under the roof sleeping. Suddenly, shattering feet skipped out from icy water, causing the zebras to sing "Hallelujah!" Mardigraz steadily made progress eating Popsicles. Purple globs bounced aimlessly in Troy's time-machine pet Hippocampus corral. The puppy Direwolf Bonobi decided yawning and then it screamed. Hurting bananas, Bonobi seeds the plants in the strange mulch filled with custard pudding.

Drinking pineapple slushies with green potatoes, Bonquisha does can-can sexually. Then Luke Skywalker vaporized some unbelievable piglets with huge appetites while every Wyvern sang like opera ladies. Drinking the mead voraciously, drunken iguanas sprinkled, when startled, spewed lava and molten caramel candies with nuts. Iguanas ate drunk ostriches with mead while writing plays on fantastic purple paper.

Ghostly kittens purr obscenities at night when evil minions dance the frenzied disco. Gergia rattled about strange hyenas vegetating before screaming about ridiculous spaghetti recipes. She slit shiny silver socks into the pot of pandas. Unicorns whirled around gleaming silverware, unaware that they dropped swords that were forged in platinum.

Ocean cabanas in Mexico, swimming suits are orange, purple and green when people dig deep into hidden mountains searching for magic crystals that transmogrify into unicorns wearing ties and swirled patterns on their squashed puddings.

Zebras always seemed mystified when jumping across muddy crocodiles. Always remembering your astronomy is radical thinking, because if weirdos decided Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis was acceptable although penguins squashed nuts quickly in the icy land surrounded kingdom boundaries.

Perhaps invisible glockenspiels polish shoes better with lemons but not limes. Witches often drink very strong potions to become awesome. Summer might cause witches to accidentally mix foaming meerkat tails with slippery giraffe horns. Wolves chewed on chocolate bunnies every few minutes... while jumping excitedly around golden cakes, creamy marzipan flow every few times around square jellybeans that causes confused elephants to squash small gnomes holding bananas between their orange stained war hammers.

Anxious wizards always believed witch's house are mythical because mysterious letters told monkeys that roses are black leopards secretly were thinking how squeamish bananas eat frozen yogurt when they trade melons with pizza. Dancing imps' serendipity caused wizards to celebrate the moon's iguanas, which caused weird rabbits to scribble stars into every computer hard drive.

Whenever hairy shoes jump on unsuspecting travelers, chocolate melts into giant tigers which ate all bunnies instead of nomming bows. Except a bison gored himself with a origami crane that flew crazily across a huge crater that summoned demonic roses into hells sky. The dragon lied about being innocent with the obese cow. They stopped running across sticky oceans of custard doughnuts, deciding lunatics bit them too softly to insult wild-eyed birds mothers.

They jumped to beat a pineapple sundae while writing a eulogy for useless ancient topography. Meanwhile an amnesiac Snorlax laid polka-dotted Cheetos in wild grasses sprinkled nasty juices on some far-away pieces of dry biscuits smeared with glowing mushroom shaped like triangles. So they jumped into swirling purple Kool-Aid, and transformed quickly into insidious pixies that demonically winked when they dared to cook smashed souls mixed with shrunken socks and huge candied pumpkins.

So the mutated aliens were mutants shaped as oblong lampposts topped with curlicue cheese smelling shoes, and when they smile to you they look grotesque. Elsewhere there should be more bright towels, folded neatly on the shelves. My towel danced across the ballroom doing the tango to a song that sounded like it was played backwards. Then the left ended angels interrupted by giving stilettos to the storm-troopers. This was particularly unusual as normally they order turnips but the eunuchs got it wrong that day so the entire googooplex was put up for sale at the auction house and afterwards everyone with a bandanna fled up the stairs and left the nightmares ringing bells in the darkened room.

Haunted memories stalk disturbed templars dressed like winged horses with sparkling matted feathers colored azure and shining hooves. They just couldn't eat cookies, they wanted blood. Swinging weird chains at everyone while shrieking about mangosteens.

Hoofed cowboys from Kansas quickly ride. But then ghostly phantoms strolled into the ballroom, sneezing and gleeking. They definitely needed glowing tissues, because something oozed quickly out onto the scratched rosewood strongbox and dripped on something wildly dancing in the wind. Unscrupulous scorpions scurried underneath cheese curls being very xenophobic while blasting hair. These Bananas need a scorpion flavored skin.

Stormclouds seem cuddly like furry schnozzes. Lightning exploded when a Wyvern crashed crazily into underwater volcanoes, jumped onto the roof of abandoned cars covered with speckled beans dripping water. Thunder echoed throughout the darkened sky as winds began howling and children played quietly.

They wished the Wyverns could canoodle through the flowering groves with spotted beetles eating scrumptious crunchy lettuce covered in pink, fluffy caterpillars dripping with many icy pieces of liquid lava.

Jumping jackrabbits with no shame wiggled out onto the sky's everlasting rolling winds, flying as if they could challenge any bird to a fantastic race although the spiders were certainly quite enthusiastic about the screaming grapes that were drenched in chocolate. Magistream seemed to be covered with eggs mixed with magical potions which transforms everything it touches into chicken-wings.

Squirrels swarm sweet flowers when sunny satyrs ran through creamy pudding, waiting for butterflies cocoons that seemed irrelevant to their overall mission to secure jacks, tires, and butter flavored books. Warthogs like dirty smelly almonds wrapped in yellow pancakes, covered over with Sanus and omelets from Saturn.

Saturday's weather seemed unusually windy, cloudy, damp and green. Some gnomes decided expensive umbrellas were stylish.

Unhappily, they trotted into town to post letters to the Krakens about the party. They hadn't heard anything by the following week so sent balloons up with some signals. The one legged octopus found them and sent the with chocolates to the reindeer who led the Krakens to the party. It was all fun and games until one dreadful moment when mean apples hooked on long arrows hurled corn dogs at onlookers. The next bad egg broke when a meteorite slammed onto pink mailboxes causing explosions in sorting offices which caused letters to pinwheel out onto wet pamphlets and books.

Suddenly hairy snakes crashed into purple tissues which disintegrated magically. After haunted fur-balls ate platinum watermelons, they dragged bodies over to Canada, where syrup rules. Popcorn popped while yogurt was skipping happily pooping.

Rainbows left bottles filled with unhappy souls after thunderstorms next disturbed the weird gooseberries sometime during summer solstice. The waning moons burn werewolves into the abyss by singing mournful hymns when they were sleeping. Excitedly, the werewolves laughed while the hideous gingers danced to joyful tunes played by brownies that were iced with gumballs.

Blue tablecloths attacked the mayor after he and Superman flew away. Giants ate strawberry laces attached to the simply divine chocolate truffles.

Water can explode into a thousand oranges. However, grape juice instead explodes magnificently once it has broken your glass potatoes. They seem pointless because they always destroy themselves. It was terribly beautiful when Omar Sharif shelves broke themselves. Grunting, a huge scorpion lifted gyrating gymnasts while skinny men skied over melted snow whistling merry tunes.

When babies scream so loud that eggs are shaking, the Rastafarian's are high! However, bubbling DNA doesn't know about squashed amoeba. It has been huge to dwarfs who don't live under the tree. Sweating, angry cereal are spitting vomit. A cold place in south Loopyland was insanely cold.

Hopping vampires vomit small and oddly shaped presents into the never ending treacle fudge wells. So after flying over there on broomsticks they go to take out a circular ring of cheese burgers. When mice yelled at honey bees because of mushy corn dogs, they are considered inedible.

Meanwhile, the llamas said rather weird ideas didn't have information needed for the scratchy record that shouldn't play such psychedelia when suddenly a wild flaming bird slammed into the trainer's glasses whilst rabbits saw them switch sideways.

Fireworks continuously flew across large, open the funny door. Humid greenhouses were organizing flowers with talking heads that ate marshmallows and funny Panda bears squeezed oranges, dancing the waltz. However, watery kelpies fried black-eyed peas topped with chairs.

Squirrels read in fuzzy slippers while dancing. He (the Squirrel King) exploded because squeamish children threw up their dinner all over Auntie Georgiania's fluffy cat. Melting from the heat, the cat laugh at those psychotic mongeese named under a disguised mustache. Then frozen yogurt cupcakes were unusually served like standing frogs covered with hot fudge cream.

The moon hid behind smiles although the exhausted musician wanted unicorns dressed in striped tutus. Hot cyclists drank icy Chinese soup from a cup with colourful straws while the court jesters ran through a door into the wet sewers, screeching when the hideous holes opened, revealing daleks.

Squashed chickens poop giggles. Many of the chickens farted, the roosters barfed. Moving sideways, kangaroos twisted and knotted faded photographs and tore off chunks of heated muscles. Meanwhile, a titanic, unruly sheep brothel was plotting how to swim like a possessed monkey dressed in rainbow shorts, a fountain made of curdled strawberries and chocolate smoothies.

Hot weather made armadillos flip its ears to its neighbors so they would knit colorful scarves precisely for old penguins so that they could drink lukewarm bat blood. When Grandpa farted, he wiggled some crazy looking dolls and managed to freeze some flattened egg rolls, drank acid diluted with ice, and munched them.

Running chipmunks jumped over lazy pandas that were snoozing upon cozy arms covered with squishy cats, tough thoughts filled with evil curtains. Sweet chocolate was stolen from Mr.Potato, spicy piranhas chewed on bouncy chunks of barf-colored marshmallows. The tasty seashells were salty as heck and were definitely evil smelling; they were also powered by unusual smell that made one's eyes melt like caramel bunnies that hop over on speeding race cars. Then, monkeys crafted neon tetras while the elephants sang beautifully in rainforest scenery.

Pizza tastes strangely bitter despite the tomatoes being perfectly normal. But, then ghosts float in the swamps with dead bodies and moldy wolves while unnatural howls break crystal necklaces and cut flowers. Some pizzas are meant to feed penguins because snakes can't make cookies since they lack wings.

Leaves scatter wildly in the classroom while demons crept in sideways along glowing lights chanting somber curses. They haunt schools that are empty, and cobwebs are creepy with dusty dementors. Dragons start their devious kidnapping by eating squirming souls as appetizers and making buttered crumpets. They kidnap puppies with vans and candy floss by catching flying squirrels. The schoolchildren gasp at the scary stories told by grump elders - unaware of unseen fairies tossing out candy. Dinosaurs run by tractors, and pumpkins evolve so evil bunnies can gnaw their meat and alchemize candy. Toilets are repulsive but useful.

Costumed flying clowns joined a flock of Canada Geese heading towards Moscow for the Winter Olympics. They screeched at unsuspecting attendees who ran and jumped over, rolling like snowballs on a frozen cliff before melting. They don't need any cheese to feed the zombie groups, and humans aren't rational enough because sanity affected their brains. The clowns killed all of the people that danced because their hats weren't silly.

Extremely confused manatees swam frantically towards Atlantis. They knew many jokes that weren't even amusing, but still elephants wanted more. Aardvarks are hidden inside wobbly, musty golf carts that wouldn't float on water because early glaciers slowly melted from scalding bee soup.

Burning apricots jump across the fiery chasm filled with gooey marshmallows topped with chocolate covered pumpkins that spit equally disgusting larva. They drank frosty mugs of fizzy sour syrup. Then, apricots squashed the green crystals owned seemingly by Master Chef, the King of Questionable Skills Pertaining to the unusual assortment of eggnog. He smashed the container without thinking, causing giant cookies to squirm.

So, traveling prophets searched the red satchel, hunting desperately for candy floss. Green cockatrices called their family looking for books. The magician decided to swim in the mud, oblivious to the gigantic cookies that threatened tiny, loveable bunnies. The gargoyle evilly starred in disbelief at Yoda, worried that he might find hideous cabinets running. Of dark intentions, gummibears scratched with scars caused by unscrupulous fisticuffs started when fighting direcores pushed some unsuspecting geezer into the dumpster. That stirred some icy confrontations fueled by a hunger for justice, so the vigilante decided to boil their small intestines with molten lava.

Anyways, snow possums observed sedated travelers trying to act like chickens in rubber coated pants and screeching. Scorched, dehydrated, and crazy looking, they trudged through icy slush wearing only sheer clothes.

Cooking can make you wonder why salt adds flavor to recipes while spices add spice. Boiling soup can potentially cause someone to want antelopes. Frozen artichokes taste amazing with mango dipped socks because Pikachu is molting and hates terrible coffee.

Speckled pandas reign over mystical troves singing "Derpaderp!!" when they eat artichokes seasoned with chili peppers and bananas while carrying striped helmets under low conditions. They enjoy Gollum's stories as much as crazy trampolining golems eating chocolate. So David decided to pick up some poop for no specific purpose while he was farting.

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Re: The Neverending story!

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Llamas eat grass with spoons and sporks that seem very strange. Also, they punch someone in the face with wet sponges. They also like to steal monkey's tools because they can make wooden swords to kill each other with. Aiden is one of them. He is a really unusual because his pie tastes like socks dipped in lemonade. Sometimes cucumbers like pooping rainbows with birds that don't alphabetize correctly. One time there was alpacas, that would dance The Rick Roll and imitate a Brit while I tried swimming but carelessly stopped when the triceratops started face palming because I lost her face.

Suddenly a fluffy-demon jumped into my sandwich while sweating raspberries. Dancing with me under green skies are some egoistic skeletons holding broken lions, who ate my cranberry sauce and kidnapped the rainbow turkey fairy man, whose arms seem too big. When my gorilla decided to make fruit salad llamas, I tasered Chuck Norris with it. In my pajamas, underwater I ate corn dogs made of popcorn and Easter chocolate bunnies. Then I drunk balloon sized marshmallows with Extract Straws, and Freddie. So when Alden tried to make me spit it out i spit it on his face and then some lobster slapped me. It was very weird. Then small aliens apocalypse came to the beach and eat mangoes thus growing Dante's son Peeta a Katnisstongue.

After they shot JFK, an egg decided to fly right into my taco bell and my dragon ate the wolf who ate the Zanfan. So, Zanfan went goodbye and died. Aladin spazzed out in the city eating poison and drowns. Then kittens appear, glowing magnificently golden. This means only they can eat dogs who jump over lazy ponies and green small grapes. So when mermaids died the crapping Stopped but bunnies started Hopping across the rainbow towards the concession stand that called a guy named Diesel. After that they went to the library and tried to say something but couldn't kiss each Orange because they ate potato beans and onions before foxes could kill bananas and get married.

Suddenly, epic pears nommed foxesrule on her cute eye and then sprinkled cinnamon roses with taco shells and helped the epic pears in their conquest of world domination. They sang of mystical creatures, some killed striped idiots just danced like a crazy person but to be honest, they ate supercalifragalisticexpealadocious. Budgies ate creatures that frolic near smiley rainbows since the green cloud smelled like broccoli and cheese. Although the paper didn't know who should buy scary tools, it always helps. My pet dragon ate cows to show how he was brave. Many crazy pickles man stores with tools in boxes. This is why fairies nibble upon crunchy trolls shaped like fennec tacos foxes in England while Morgaln seemed sad because he lost her nose.

One time my dog sniffed snozzberry flavored puffy gooey foxes. Then he had written this crazy story about popcorn and a wolf who tried to sing lullaby's to [a] small child. This crazy toad loved eating apple mango smoothies while watching Office re-runs and licking Ice Blood; he liked sponges. But he hated the holes that annihilated Ducky's pancreas that didn't properly fit together. One of the flippers were mono filament cobwebs that used plastic surgery.

The crazy thing was Hellhounds ate pineapples and disco when Lady Gaga eats diamonds for underprivileged koalas that smoke hamster food and really should lay off running around everywhere. Running away like Italian plumbers who are afraid of their shadows and cooked cat with limes.

Whenever Gergia drew India it cried about cats and rain clouds. After the random sunshine was lost, blue heaven started running towards blue striped pajamas while dancing like maniac alpacas glittering with jewels and Edward Elric chewing gum.

When prince tabernacle survived the Capricorn killed bob for no reason, but skipped Jimmy because of the oncoming horde of child-beasts. So, my pet Golem tried eating mold. Why did the moon smile at me? Was it because curly horns coming out shined brighter?

Squeezing this purple people eater resulted in very warm tickle being quickly summoned -antidisestablishmentarianism ruled. There were several eagles hiding outside watching superciliously. Floccinaucinihilipilification yelled "Hallelujah!"and ran to fetch his green potatoes before rushing serendipitously into the igloo.

Aghast at penguin inside that was crawling across pudding, Terri was sneezing uncontrollably weirdly. However, Troy wanted yellow cookies before exploding into a thousand bits of pie. Betwixt all, the Bandersnatch sniggered creepily.

Pumpkins hate apples as much fun in Phantasmagoria loves the sweet cakes. They also bit skinny and slightly eat livers of spotted spiders, which are surprisingly tasty. Fast ones kiss your pancreas before they scratch out your yellow eyeballs. Slow humans dragged Simon to the graveyard because he smelled lemony.

Screaming, trolls ran away quickly since squirrels started jumping on a toadstool while brandishing sticks made everyone fart causing bob to sit on his pet Sloth, who just sat on a rocket waiting for something magical until a troll bit part of it.

Magically, making tequila, Terri the Bobsled had worn down his wooden ice machine. Terri felt the magical cupcake fire harden and ooze cupcakes. The nose on Bonquisha's umbrella started blinking rapidly. Terri cried out, "My sandwich! Bonquisha, my sandwich has been a monstrous crab!"

"How did that elephant fit in circular houses while beansprouts surrounded Simon? It's terribly cold today!" Thinking unlike the magical Merlin brand, he jumped into their bucket car peeling bananas. Simon was very injured from his incident with invisible penguins and decided squirrels were less juvenile than minions.

Baking ice cream with Troy, Mardigraz was under the roof sleeping. Suddenly, shattering feet skipped out from icy water, causing the zebras to sing "Hallelujah!" Mardigraz steadily made progress eating Popsicles. Purple globs bounced aimlessly in Troy's time-machine pet Hippocampus corral. The puppy Direwolf Bonobi decided yawning and then it screamed. Hurting bananas, Bonobi seeds the plants in the strange mulch filled with custard pudding.

Drinking pineapple slushies with green potatoes, Bonquisha does can-can sexually. Then Luke Skywalker vaporized some unbelievable piglets with huge appetites while every Wyvern sang like opera ladies. Drinking the mead voraciously, drunken iguanas sprinkled, when startled, spewed lava and molten caramel candies with nuts. Iguanas ate drunk ostriches with mead while writing plays on fantastic purple paper.

Ghostly kittens purr obscenities at night when evil minions dance the frenzied disco. Gergia rattled about strange hyenas vegetating before screaming about ridiculous spaghetti recipes. She slit shiny silver socks into the pot of pandas. Unicorns whirled around gleaming silverware, unaware that they dropped swords that were forged in platinum.

Ocean cabanas in Mexico, swimming suits are orange, purple and green when people dig deep into hidden mountains searching for magic crystals that transmogrify into unicorns wearing ties and swirled patterns on their squashed puddings.

Zebras always seemed mystified when jumping across muddy crocodiles. Always remembering your astronomy is radical thinking, because if weirdos decided Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis was acceptable although penguins squashed nuts quickly in the icy land surrounded kingdom boundaries.

Perhaps invisible glockenspiels polish shoes better with lemons but not limes. Witches often drink very strong potions to become awesome. Summer might cause witches to accidentally mix foaming meerkat tails with slippery giraffe horns. Wolves chewed on chocolate bunnies every few minutes... while jumping excitedly around golden cakes, creamy marzipan flow every few times around square jellybeans that causes confused elephants to squash small gnomes holding bananas between their orange stained war hammers.

Anxious wizards always believed witch's house are mythical because mysterious letters told monkeys that roses are black leopards secretly were thinking how squeamish bananas eat frozen yogurt when they trade melons with pizza. Dancing imps' serendipity caused wizards to celebrate the moon's iguanas, which caused weird rabbits to scribble stars into every computer hard drive.

Whenever hairy shoes jump on unsuspecting travelers, chocolate melts into giant tigers which ate all bunnies instead of nomming bows. Except a bison gored himself with a origami crane that flew crazily across a huge crater that summoned demonic roses into hells sky. The dragon lied about being innocent with the obese cow. They stopped running across sticky oceans of custard doughnuts, deciding lunatics bit them too softly to insult wild-eyed birds mothers.

They jumped to beat a pineapple sundae while writing a eulogy for useless ancient topography. Meanwhile an amnesiac Snorlax laid polka-dotted Cheetos in wild grasses sprinkled nasty juices on some far-away pieces of dry biscuits smeared with glowing mushroom shaped like triangles. So they jumped into swirling purple Kool-Aid, and transformed quickly into insidious pixies that demonically winked when they dared to cook smashed souls mixed with shrunken socks and huge candied pumpkins.

So the mutated aliens were mutants shaped as oblong lampposts topped with curlicue cheese smelling shoes, and when they smile to you they look grotesque. Elsewhere there should be more bright towels, folded neatly on the shelves. My towel danced across the ballroom doing the tango to a song that sounded like it was played backwards. Then the left ended angels interrupted by giving stilettos to the storm-troopers. This was particularly unusual as normally they order turnips but the eunuchs got it wrong that day so the entire googooplex was put up for sale at the auction house and afterwards everyone with a bandanna fled up the stairs and left the nightmares ringing bells in the darkened room.

Haunted memories stalk disturbed templars dressed like winged horses with sparkling matted feathers colored azure and shining hooves. They just couldn't eat cookies, they wanted blood. Swinging weird chains at everyone while shrieking about mangosteens.

Hoofed cowboys from Kansas quickly ride. But then ghostly phantoms strolled into the ballroom, sneezing and gleeking. They definitely needed glowing tissues, because something oozed quickly out onto the scratched rosewood strongbox and dripped on something wildly dancing in the wind. Unscrupulous scorpions scurried underneath cheese curls being very xenophobic while blasting hair. These Bananas need a scorpion flavored skin.

Stormclouds seem cuddly like furry schnozzes. Lightning exploded when a Wyvern crashed crazily into underwater volcanoes, jumped onto the roof of abandoned cars covered with speckled beans dripping water. Thunder echoed throughout the darkened sky as winds began howling and children played quietly.

They wished the Wyverns could canoodle through the flowering groves with spotted beetles eating scrumptious crunchy lettuce covered in pink, fluffy caterpillars dripping with many icy pieces of liquid lava.

Jumping jackrabbits with no shame wiggled out onto the sky's everlasting rolling winds, flying as if they could challenge any bird to a fantastic race although the spiders were certainly quite enthusiastic about the screaming grapes that were drenched in chocolate. Magistream seemed to be covered with eggs mixed with magical potions which transforms everything it touches into chicken-wings.

Squirrels swarm sweet flowers when sunny satyrs ran through creamy pudding, waiting for butterflies cocoons that seemed irrelevant to their overall mission to secure jacks, tires, and butter flavored books. Warthogs like dirty smelly almonds wrapped in yellow pancakes, covered over with Sanus and omelets from Saturn.

Saturday's weather seemed unusually windy, cloudy, damp and green. Some gnomes decided expensive umbrellas were stylish.

Unhappily, they trotted into town to post letters to the Krakens about the party. They hadn't heard anything by the following week so sent balloons up with some signals. The one legged octopus found them and sent the with chocolates to the reindeer who led the Krakens to the party. It was all fun and games until one dreadful moment when mean apples hooked on long arrows hurled corn dogs at onlookers. The next bad egg broke when a meteorite slammed onto pink mailboxes causing explosions in sorting offices which caused letters to pinwheel out onto wet pamphlets and books.

Suddenly hairy snakes crashed into purple tissues which disintegrated magically. After haunted fur-balls ate platinum watermelons, they dragged bodies over to Canada, where syrup rules. Popcorn popped while yogurt was skipping happily pooping.

Rainbows left bottles filled with unhappy souls after thunderstorms next disturbed the weird gooseberries sometime during summer solstice. The waning moons burn werewolves into the abyss by singing mournful hymns when they were sleeping. Excitedly, the werewolves laughed while the hideous gingers danced to joyful tunes played by brownies that were iced with gumballs.

Blue tablecloths attacked the mayor after he and Superman flew away. Giants ate strawberry laces attached to the simply divine chocolate truffles.

Water can explode into a thousand oranges. However, grape juice instead explodes magnificently once it has broken your glass potatoes. They seem pointless because they always destroy themselves. It was terribly beautiful when Omar Sharif shelves broke themselves. Grunting, a huge scorpion lifted gyrating gymnasts while skinny men skied over melted snow whistling merry tunes.

When babies scream so loud that eggs are shaking, the Rastafarian's are high! However, bubbling DNA doesn't know about squashed amoeba. It has been huge to dwarfs who don't live under the tree. Sweating, angry cereal are spitting vomit. A cold place in south Loopyland was insanely cold.

Hopping vampires vomit small and oddly shaped presents into the never ending treacle fudge wells. So after flying over there on broomsticks they go to take out a circular ring of cheese burgers. When mice yelled at honey bees because of mushy corn dogs, they are considered inedible.

Meanwhile, the llamas said rather weird ideas didn't have information needed for the scratchy record that shouldn't play such psychedelia when suddenly a wild flaming bird slammed into the trainer's glasses whilst rabbits saw them switch sideways.

Fireworks continuously flew across large, open the funny door. Humid greenhouses were organizing flowers with talking heads that ate marshmallows and funny Panda bears squeezed oranges, dancing the waltz. However, watery kelpies fried black-eyed peas topped with chairs.

Squirrels read in fuzzy slippers while dancing. He (the Squirrel King) exploded because squeamish children threw up their dinner all over Auntie Georgiania's fluffy cat. Melting from the heat, the cat laugh at those psychotic mongeese named under a disguised mustache. Then frozen yogurt cupcakes were unusually served like standing frogs covered with hot fudge cream.

The moon hid behind smiles although the exhausted musician wanted unicorns dressed in striped tutus. Hot cyclists drank icy Chinese soup from a cup with colourful straws while the court jesters ran through a door into the wet sewers, screeching when the hideous holes opened, revealing daleks.

Squashed chickens poop giggles. Many of the chickens farted, the roosters barfed. Moving sideways, kangaroos twisted and knotted faded photographs and tore off chunks of heated muscles. Meanwhile, a titanic, unruly sheep brothel was plotting how to swim like a possessed monkey dressed in rainbow shorts, a fountain made of curdled strawberries and chocolate smoothies.

Hot weather made armadillos flip its ears to its neighbors so they would knit colorful scarves precisely for old penguins so that they could drink lukewarm bat blood. When Grandpa farted, he wiggled some crazy looking dolls and managed to freeze some flattened egg rolls, drank acid diluted with ice, and munched them.

Running chipmunks jumped over lazy pandas that were snoozing upon cozy arms covered with squishy cats, tough thoughts filled with evil curtains. Sweet chocolate was stolen from Mr.Potato, spicy piranhas chewed on bouncy chunks of barf-colored marshmallows. The tasty seashells were salty as heck and were definitely evil smelling; they were also powered by unusual smell that made one's eyes melt like caramel bunnies that hop over on speeding race cars. Then, monkeys crafted neon tetras while the elephants sang beautifully in rainforest scenery.

Pizza tastes strangely bitter despite the tomatoes being perfectly normal. But, then ghosts float in the swamps with dead bodies and moldy wolves while unnatural howls break crystal necklaces and cut flowers. Some pizzas are meant to feed penguins because snakes can't make cookies since they lack wings.

Leaves scatter wildly in the classroom while demons crept in sideways along glowing lights chanting somber curses. They haunt schools that are empty, and cobwebs are creepy with dusty dementors. Dragons start their devious kidnapping by eating squirming souls as appetizers and making buttered crumpets. They kidnap puppies with vans and candy floss by catching flying squirrels. The schoolchildren gasp at the scary stories told by grump elders - unaware of unseen fairies tossing out candy. Dinosaurs run by tractors, and pumpkins evolve so evil bunnies can gnaw their meat and alchemize candy. Toilets are repulsive but useful.

Costumed flying clowns joined a flock of Canada Geese heading towards Moscow for the Winter Olympics. They screeched at unsuspecting attendees who ran and jumped over, rolling like snowballs on a frozen cliff before melting. They don't need any cheese to feed the zombie groups, and humans aren't rational enough because sanity affected their brains. The clowns killed all of the people that danced because their hats weren't silly.

Extremely confused manatees swam frantically towards Atlantis. They knew many jokes that weren't even amusing, but still elephants wanted more. Aardvarks are hidden inside wobbly, musty golf carts that wouldn't float on water because early glaciers slowly melted from scalding bee soup.

Burning apricots jump across the fiery chasm filled with gooey marshmallows topped with chocolate covered pumpkins that spit equally disgusting larva. They drank frosty mugs of fizzy sour syrup. Then, apricots squashed the green crystals owned seemingly by Master Chef, the King of Questionable Skills Pertaining to the unusual assortment of eggnog. He smashed the container without thinking, causing giant cookies to squirm.

So, traveling prophets searched the red satchel, hunting desperately for candy floss. Green cockatrices called their family looking for books. The magician decided to swim in the mud, oblivious to the gigantic cookies that threatened tiny, loveable bunnies. The gargoyle evilly starred in disbelief at Yoda, worried that he might find hideous cabinets running. Of dark intentions, gummibears scratched with scars caused by unscrupulous fisticuffs started when fighting direcores pushed some unsuspecting geezer into the dumpster. That stirred some icy confrontations fueled by a hunger for justice, so the vigilante decided to boil their small intestines with molten lava.

Anyways, snow possums observed sedated travelers trying to act like chickens in rubber coated pants and screeching. Scorched, dehydrated, and crazy looking, they trudged through icy slush wearing only sheer clothes.

Cooking can make you wonder why salt adds flavor to recipes while spices add spice. Boiling soup can potentially cause someone to want antelopes. Frozen artichokes taste amazing with mango dipped socks because Pikachu is molting and hates terrible coffee.

Speckled pandas reign over mystical troves singing "Derpaderp!!" when they eat artichokes seasoned with chili peppers and bananas while carrying striped helmets under low conditions. They enjoy Gollum's stories as much as crazy trampolining golems eating chocolate. So David decided to pick up some poop for no specific purpose while he was farting.

Chocolate rainbows and exorcists robes swim into the lake of ugly creatures. Sometimes they find huge rude and flamboyant
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